Brian Green Gossip
Megan Fox and her fiancé Brian Austin Green last night at the GQ event at the Chateau Marmont. Like…do you care? Said it before, will say it again. She’s an eternal Blender girl. The poor man’s Angelina Jolie. It’s crass, and I’m sorry, but Megan Fox is at best a handjob in the backseat, not even real sex from behind over the hood of the car, you know what I mean? And she can’t dress either. Full Story
I’m golfing today. If I miss a 3 ft putt, this will be the reason: Emmy Rossum has announced via her blog that she is working on a new album, intending to rape us with more sugar. Full Story
Just because David Silver grew up hot doesn’t mean he grew up worthy. Some things should simply never, ever, ever be uttered you know? Some things are so sacred it’s a travesty for the undeserving to even think it. A travesty and a f&cking crime. That Brian Austin Green would like to play The Riddler in the next Batman movie. Full Story
Said it before – to me she’s just a Blender girl. One of those ubiquitous skanks staring back at you, open mouthed, from the pages of a soft core skin rag, always wet and ready to go. This is Megan Fox carrying a bag on her back last night at the Fox TCA summer party held at the pier in Santa Monica. Full Story
It was widely reported last week that the low rent Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox was single and that she’d cut herself loose from Brian Austin Green. Not so. Megan has not addressed the rumours, even though she’s pretty vocal about many other things, including how often she likes having sex. But while Megan has declined to declare her still-engaged status, he on the other hand is making it very clear: she still belongs to me. Full Story
Megan Fox. They’re trying to make her out to be the next Angelina Jolie. Really? To me they all look the same - Clooney’s exes Krista Allen and Lisa Snowden, Megan Fox…I call them Blender Girls. Can’t tell them apart. But everyone saw her in Transformers, she has a crazy body, only 21, and currently shooting How to Lose Friends with Simon Pegg. Full Story
