Smutty Social Media, September 11, 2017

Maria Posted by Maria at September 11, 2017 18:15:34 September 11, 2017 18:15:34

Do you think Michelle Williams is glad that she doesn’t have to answer questions about a possible Dawson’s Creek reunion? She has an easy out every single time.

 

We found a dock. WHERE YOU AT DAWSON? #wedontwanttowaitforourlivestobeover

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Is that the engagement ring James Packer gave her? Of course she’d keep it. Mimi EARNED that ring.

 

On my way to the studio 🎤😘

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I like 1234 better, too. But does he know who the father of Mindy’s baby is?


Josh Brolin is the new Val Kilmer in that I am totally confused by everything he writes. (There’s more where this came from. A lot more.)

 

On a porch, a large woman speaks in a rocking chair of a beige home, ice tea in hand, to her best friend sitting next to her, in the same type of chair, fanning her face from the heat, while drinking a Mexican coke: "Molly came back to town today. Visiting. She's been in Hollywood for most of the year and she showed up with a get up that nobody can get their heads around. I mean it's like she's trying to make a statement or something. It's all pink -- got a fur somethingruther on her head looks like it's going to come out and bite you straight on the face, pants ripped to shreds like that rabid hat darned jumped off her head and attacked the rest of her all pink bloodied and frothy with fringe. And all that was left was her dammed skivvies. Down to her floss of a thongy invisible nothing blatancy. It's a downright disgrace! She even painted her hair pink! Or it's some wig made outta damn cotton candy for all I can tell. What the hell? I mean, what the hell?!? Now, if she were my child I'd slap the Hollywood right outta her right here and now. Where you come from? Mars??? Lips all puckered out, like she some suckerfish baitin' on someone's hook. I mean, come on! I tell you, when I was a young girl I would dress a nice like red over my mouth and make sure my skirt was AT LEAST to my knees. And some boy at the weekend dance would ask me for a dance -- he would ASK! -- and I would demurely say yes and that was the begging of a great night. Molly be going crazy! It's the Instagram. That social talking and whatnot: all the sexy pictures. Everything's a playboy nowadays. You usually do that in your private. Maybe some role playin with your husband, IN PRIVATE. That happens in private: the fringe, the flossy undies, your special scent, all that stuff." #itsarevolution

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As Lainey predicted, Kaia hit New York Fashion Week for the first time. What do you think her rate is?


Don’t cry for the end of Leslie Jones’s Game of Thrones live tweets – she’s moved onto fashion week and it’s just as good.


This look is great, head to toe. I think it’s the tucked-in black shirt that makes a difference, a blouse definitely would not have worked.

 

💋 @rochasofficial @tiff_net #thesquare 📷 @ladygraypix

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This castle wall is not very high. Or is Ludacris really tall?

 

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ARMIE. HAMMER.


 

Photos:
VALERIE MACON/ George Pimentel/ Michael Tran/ Getty Images

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