Smutty Social Media, September 19, 2017

Maria Posted by Maria at September 19, 2017 17:46:07 September 19, 2017 17:46:07

Karla Welch is a stylist with a very impressive roster, especially at the Emmys. Amazing female clients. But because I’m petty, all I could think when looking at this photo is… Elisabeth Moss and Fred Armisen. And of course this quote, one of the most cutting in celebrity breakups: He’s so great at doing impersonations. But the greatest impersonation he does is that of a normal person. Straight ether. It’s been a few years since their breakup and if Karla felt comfortable enough to post this – and hasn’t taken it down – that must mean there’s no drama, right? No one who works closely with celebrities of this calibre would be sloppy about exes.

 

Emmys 2017 #allbutfred

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A reader called Catrina wrote me to ask if we should be talking about Alexander Skarsgard’s possible secret Instagram account (BuzzFeed did a deep dive here). Yes we do need to talk about it because as she pointed out, he posts a lot photos of his friend, Jack McBrayer. He follows a lot of Swedes. He and Alexa Chung do not follow one another. It got me thinking, apropos of nothing, who can we Gossip Genie for Alexander? My pick would be Halle Berry. She likes a handsome man.

 

Little Lamb God bless thee.

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Jack thinks award shows diminish the integrity of our art.

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That blanket should be in the Smithsonian one day.


Is this a costume party? If so, why isn’t he in costume?

 

It was a HOPPY birthday 🍻#oktoberfest #38isgreat

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If the Emmys want to do better they should put a bodycam on Tituss Burgess. (NSFW language.)


 

My night has been made I love u @issarae

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@traceeellisross we are murdering our made up song!!! And I mean murdering!!! I love u !!!

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Oh please get Sharon Stone on Billy on the Street. Can you imagine?!


As Lainey mentioned, there was a lot of shimmery silver on the Emmys red carpet. It’s definitely a trend. I love what Kelly Rowland wore to VH1 Hip Hop Honors because it mixes the lightness and minimalism of the dress (which is so 90s) with the structure of a blazer.

 

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Who Wore It Better, tiny sunglasses edition.


 

TAKING OVER @alexanderwangny INSTA STORIES BEFORE WE WALK THE SHOW TONIGHT. STAY TUNED. FUN SHIT. @ALEXWANGNY

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Mixtape coming 2018 😂

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Look I know it’s Instagram and people make typos all the time, but serious question: do you think he thinks “Business” should be capitalized like a proper noun?

 

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