Charlie Sheen Gossip
No really…why? Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen – they should totally be together. Is there a more perfect couple? These assholes deserve each other! It’s a mystery why they split! As you know, they’ve been fighting forever about their kids, over money, terms of the divorce… now a voice message that Charlie left for Denise three years ago that was included in their court documents has somehow leaked to the tabloids. Full Story
Have you been to Niagara Falls? If you’ve been, you know that one of the most popular tourist attractions is the barrel photo - a picture taken of you inside a barrel perched in front of the falls made to look like you’re going down. There’s a hilarious one of my mother in the barrel from back in the 70s. Full Story
Good form would be to refrain from warring publicly. To let the lawyers do the talking, like Paul McCartney, and take the high road. Charlie Sheen doesn't even know what the high road looks like. Why would he? Especially against a low road whore like Denise Richards...his ex wife? Denise of course is currently out and about promoting that waste of sh*t reality show of hers in which she exploits her girls. Full Story
Martin Sheen was honoured last night with the Stella Adler Studio of Acting Marlon Brando Award. On the carpet Marlon was asked by Page Six to comment on his slag of an ex daughter in law and her plans to prostitute her children on reality tv. Full Story
Incredibly, Denise Richards was granted permission yesterday by a judge to go ahead with a reality show featuring her children – over Charlie Sheen’s protests. With recommended restrictions. Which means she can exploit her kids in exchange for a career. That judge must have been one of her old Heidi Fleiss clients. Full Story
The lying skankbag is at it again. And few are skankier than Denise Richards. Quick recap: Widely rumoured to be an alleged one-time employee of Heidi Fleiss, Denise then met Charlie Sheen, they married, they had a child. And then began the lies. She accused him of pervy behaviour and filed for divorce while heavily pregnant with their second. Full Story
On the one hand leaking sordid details of Charlie Sheen’s alleged disturbing behaviour to gossip columns and tabloids, on the other Denise Richards is begging for a sympathy from anyone who will listen. This time it’s a member of the gossip oldschool – that delightful old bat Cindy Adams who interviewed Denise about her acrimonious divorce. Full Story
Denise Richards filed court documents in her increasingly acrimonious court battle with Charlie Sheen last week and somehow… shocker! … a few of those pages have made it into the hands of reporters, now printed for our smutty pleasure. Of course this just days after Charlie released a scathing statement of his own denouncing his ex wife as an opportunistic lying bitch who is only raising these allegations against him because her career is in the crapper and because she’s jealous he’s found someone else, AFTER her attempt at reconciliation ended in rejection. Full Story
It’s not good form, it’s certainly not classy but some say when you deal with scum, you inevitably have to get a little scummy. And Denise Richards is definitely scum. So Charlie Sheen is getting scummy right back. He’s had a lot of practise. You will recall, last week Denise filed a motion with the court questioning Charlie’s competence as a parent, alleging that he engages in inappropriate internet pornographic activity – an accusation she first raised when they split. Full Story
Surprise! Just a day after news broke that Denise Richards is once again accusing Charlie Sheen of being a pervert and trying to position herself as the better parent, all while the financial terms of their divorce hang in the balance, the paps miraculously captured her playing and laughing with her daughter Sam. Full Story
Or any semblance of a career, Denise Richards’s only two moves are A. to call up the paps whenever a moment with her girls comes up and B. to continue to portray herself the victim against Charlie Sheen. Hungry for sympathy, starving for attention, Denise is at it again. This time it’s a repeat of the same allegations she levelled against Charlie when they initially separated – something about him demonstrating deviant behaviour – accusations he vehemently denied but that were mysteriously leaked to the media and never substantiated. Full Story
Quelle surprise… Charlie Sheen has been on the offensive, calling out his famewhore of an ex wife for deliberately arranging for paparazzi to be present on an outing with his fiancee, revealing that she formally submitted a request for his sperm to mother a third child and taking exception to her sending an assistant to “spy” on him during custodial visits. Full Story
Denise Richards Resumé:- ask Charlie Sheen- ask Heidi Fleiss- dating ex husband of best friend, now ex best friend: the ultimate girlfriend betrayal- damages OPP- injures elderly ladies- allegedly sold out Pam Anderson re: her miscarriage and marital woes… And now… - offending the neighbours by inviting pappies into the community. Full Story
At a party thrown by Martin Sheen the other day for the cast of Bobby - now you know why I call him Gary because next to a fellow who can actually grow a proper beard, Ashton's patchwork looks even more pronounced.
Still. Full Story
Hasn’t been a good week for Denise. Already controversial, already not all that popular for her fantastical claims against Charlie Sheen mysteriously leaked to the press AND for hooking up with her ex BFFs man like 30 seconds after they split, Denise Richards has now added Injuring 2 Elderly Ladies to her growing list of transgressions. Full Story
With only two months to go, the publicity will build. It is perhaps the most highly anticipated release of the upcoming fall sched, due out October 6th, with a stellar cast, under the eye of a legendary director. Martin Scorcese, Jack Nicholson, Leo D, Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg, Martin Sheen, and Alec Baldwin. Full Story
Dear gossips,
The following column was INTENDED to be posted on Sunday. However, my laptop is officially fried. And I took it as a sign to enjoy the remaining time I had in Cannes. So it’s a little late, you probably don’t even care, but if you need a distraction, I’d love it if you took a read.
I’m currently working on fresh smut, in addition to keeping up with what’s going down in Namibia and if I can go online somewhere without remortgaging my house, I’ll be back to you very shortly. A thousand apologies. Please forgive. And without further ado…here’s the late late smut.
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It is Sunday late afternoon here in the South of France. Chances are you’ll be reading this on Monday morning and you may have missed my Saturday morning post. If so, click on “This Week” on the left hand side of your page to find the May 20th edition and get caught up.
We’re in the middle of a gossip tornado, can’t afford to fall behind.
So…back to Cannes. It’s a madhouse up in here. Pure pandemonium, especially the Euro fans. I thought I was going to go all stalkerazzi but these people are hard-frickin’-core! We were walking by the Martinez when a huge crowd of girls started losing their sh*t, RUNNING IN TO TRAFFIC with their cameras attached just to snap a photo of Monica Bellucci leaving in her car. Here’s a first hand view of the chaos. I caught a glimpse of her – very beautiful, thick thick hair, heavily made up, huge lips, and an ever larger head – but I wasn’t about to climb all over this mob to snap a photo. I mean, even though she’s hot sh*t with a great set of knockers, it’s Monica Bellucci. Can you imagine if the Pitts were there???
Happily, I did happen to be enjoying a promenade along the Croisette during Charlie Sheen’s photo call…more on that later. I also observed a very, very nervous Avril Lavigne with Bruce Willis doing the carpet for Over the Hedge. She was totally out of her element but seemed to be loving the glamour. Doesn’t bode well for that scruff she’s supposed to marry in 3 months. You takin’ bets???
In today’s issue: Charlie in Cannes, Mimi’s marvelous mammaries, Tara’s not so marvelous mammaries, the Beckhams in London, Liz in purple, and much love for Madge.
A few for my own private collection, taken by my husband – now a pappy in training. Charlie, Oliver Stone, Willem Dafoe, and Tom Berenger were huddled in a private lounge prior to the photo call. Charlie was smoking, sucking on the thing like it was his last…I totally know how that feels. There was a very, very attractive female handler/media minion/call girl hovering close by. Full Story
I'm telling you. Heather Locklear might be BLAB (B list at Best) but Denise Richards is scraping D - on a good day. And in the battle of public opinion, that bitch doesn't stand a chance. Here's Heather at the Michael Douglas golf tournament this weekend, chumming it up with Zeta's grizzly geriatric. Full Story
Dear gossips,
What can I say? I guess I'm verbose this week. That or I'm just trying to butter y'all up so you won't be so livid when I leave you for two weeks next month to go traipsing across Europe. But that's then. This is now. And this is my 4th column of the week.
For those of you who've been too busy to gossip - the shame! - get caught up on the Pitts and the Sheens and the underarm discussion by clicking on 'THIS WEEK' on the left hand side of the page and scroll down to read the articles you've missed. Having said that, if you're a subscriber, you automatically get full text versions of my columns each time I post. Shameless self promotion there…yes, I know.
Again - sorry for the assy performance of the site. If you care, we're currently moving over to an SQL database which will support the high volume of traffic. Gotta give all credit to my sweet China Choi boy Erwin for working on this so diligently. Hopefully the situation will be taken care of soon.
And now the smut…
In today's issue: Angie gets girly, EXCLUSIVE real estate rumours from the Windy City, praise for Tom's parenting, my Gwyneth glows, and voice mail analysis from a well informed reader.