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Charlize Theron Gossip

Granny with penis and Oprah

Inspired casting. Really. For years there have been totally unsubstantiated rumours that Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman was born a herm. Someone knows someone else whose doctor attended a conference and they discussed Gran’s girly boy parts and yet when it comes down to it, there is never a first hand account. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, November 10, 2008 at 11:55 AM

The Bitch who brings it

Charlize Theron at the Venice Film Festival for The Burning Plain, a film she is also bringing to Toronto for TIFF. Since she’s all serious and arty now, no longer the naked blonde we once saw in Two Days in the Valley, Charlize offered this interpretation of her character and the process of playing her: "Why are people so flawed? We all are, in different degrees. Full Story

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Posted on Friday, August 29, 2008 at 12:51 PM

They Came for Coldplay

Coldplay performed a free show at Madison Square Garden last night for fans and many celebrity guests including my Kiki Dunst, Ed Burns, Charlize Theron, and Helena Christensen. Wonder how many of those jackets he had made…? Word is they were spirited but the live vocals aren’t quite there yet. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 at 5:48 AM

To Russia With Love

I was in London last year blowing my wad on a ten dollar bottle of water and someone told me Moscow is actually ranked the city most expensive to live in. Even more than London? Yes. So no wonder - Hollywood is going where the money is. Here are Will Smith and Charlize Theron at the Russian premiere of Hancock today, smarter than Mischa Barton will ever be. Full Story

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Posted on Friday, June 20, 2008 at 11:43 AM

How to do it

Rachel W, please email me. I owe you $100 from that Cameron Diaz bet from earlier today. The dude she was last making out with was the same model Jennifer Aniston hired to be her boyfriend when she was promoting SmartWater last year. Full Story

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Posted on Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 12:33 PM

MTV Best Dressed

The incomparable Charlize Theron. She’s a f&cking bitch but when she’s on, she is on. And she’s incomparable on the carpet. Last night was no exception. The corset is cool. The pants are cool. Love that she went for it at MTV, where you’re allowed to go for it more than anywhere else. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 6:43 AM

Looking Ravishing at Dior

Jennifer Lopez had her ass handed to her by Charlize Theron at the Dior Cruise Collection private event last night. Charlize of course is paid by Dior J’Adore and as you can see, it’s been a smart investment. The woman is flawless. An insufferable bitch, yes, but flawless nonetheless. Also attached – Charlize on the cover of the new issue of W gearing up for a whirlwind promotional tour for Hancock with Will Smith. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 5:05 AM

Those Legs at Letterman

Charlize Theron and her ridiculous “tall girl” legs at Letterman yesterday. They are perfect. Not too skinny, not chunk, nice ankles… absolute torture for short, squat, and dumpy Asians who will never ever have the same. My friend Duana has legs like these. She is also one of the tall ones. Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 7:51 AM

Dress & Legs

Charlize. Last night at the premire of Sleepwalking in LA in a wicked dress, perched on top of tapering heels, apparently the hot heel of the season. She looks amazing. But can she try a comedy for a change? Sleepwalking is the latest in a long line of “take me seriously!” roles in an attempt to purge the memory of 2 Days in the Valley. Full Story

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Posted on Friday, March 07, 2008 at 7:42 AM

When Charlize Lets Loose

SO beautiful! Love what she's wearing...but for the hair. She's has never had great hair... Charlize Theron received the annual Hasty Pudding Theatricals Woman of the Year award from Harvard University today and in university tradition, hammed it up for the crowd. Charlize, of course, is a “serious” actor these days, conveniently and successfully putting her model beginnings behind her, only game for meaningful and artistic endeavours these days. Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, February 07, 2008 at 12:00 AM

Charlize at Sundance

Charlize Theron showed up at Sundance with Stuart Townsend to promote her new project Sleepwalking which she produced. Charlize plays a woman who gives up her children to foster care. It is not a biography of Britney Spears. Not feeling her hairstyle… you? As you can see, Charlize is all smiles and unusually spirited…especially considering the cameras are around. Full Story

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Posted on Wednesday, January 23, 2008 at 8:42 AM

Festival Douche

Almost everyone is on their best behaviour at a film festival. Not only because the international media lurks around every corner but also because one of the main objectives at a film festival, especially for smaller budget projects, is to buy and sell. Such is the case for Battle in Seattle, Stuart Townsend’s directorial debut – the passion project on which he has toiled for 5 years. Full Story

Posted on Tuesday, September 11, 2007 at 12:00 AM

Just as Good – a Weekend with Matt

It was all about Matt Damon for us this weekend at CTV – we partnered to present a special screening of his documentary Running the Sahara on Saturday afternoon, we hosted the Running the Sahara afterparty at 299 Queen West that night, and we were one of the sponsors on Sunday night at the OnexOne gala at the Four Seasons Centre. Full Story

Posted on Monday, September 10, 2007 at 8:16 AM

White Lace & a Pageant Dress

Me no likey her dress for the gala premiere of In The Valley of Elah at the Venice Film Festival, though I suppose if someone HAD to wear it, if the dress HAD to be worn, only Charlize could have pulled off a pageant frock without looking like a complete mess. In fact, far from. However, I much prefer her white short lacy number (must have it!) at the photocall earlier in the day if only for this view of her legs, even more elongated by the nude heels. Full Story

Posted on Tuesday, September 04, 2007 at 12:00 AM

What is it?

Can’t put my finger on it but this photo cracks me up – Charlize Theron and Anna Wintour at the Dior Cruise show last night. Is it because Anna’s neck muscles are popping out painfully while Charlize is so naturally, elegantly seated? Is it because Charlize is grace without trying while every inch of Ms Wintour is fighting her 50s? Is it because she is not so quietly cursing with her eyes the intrepid photographer who dared request a photo of her next to someone who eclipses almost anyone? Oh but look at those eyes. Full Story

Posted on Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 12:00 AM

The Thinnification of Katie Heigl?

A l’il bit, don’t you think? Also at the GLAAD event on Saturday, looking remarkably thin in an amazing white suit, half Barbie/half Charlize Theron, and another nasty cold is making me a crusty bitch today but I think her head looks too big for her body – you? And it’s hard, you know? It’s hard for me to rag on Katherine Heigl. Full Story

Posted on Monday, April 16, 2007

They All Love Tom

And I love them all! My Gwyneth, Kate Hudson, Liv Tyler, an adorably pregnant Naomi Watts, and of course Julianne Moore. Julianne Moore who does NOT have an Oscar and the equine Hilary Swank has two? WTF??? On a tangent for a sec: was having a discussion with a deliciously hunky homo called Nelson a few weeks back and we were lamenting Julianne’s Oscar-free bookcase, both of us agreeing that Charlize Theron’s Monster was nothing next to Julianne’s Far From Heaven because, as Nelson asserted, if you switch the two, if Julianne played Monster, she’d have been just as outstanding…but could Charlize have played a 50s housewife married to a ‘Mo? With such subtlety and precision? Hell. Full Story

Posted on Thursday, April 12, 2007

Charlize: the gorgessity and the finger

From last week but overlooked – Charlize Theron upstaging Hilary Swank at the premiere of The Reaping. Legs that run forever, total gorgessity, especially those shoes. Must have those shoes. But although she’s head to toe perfection, that finger is freakin’ me out! Is it just me or is that finger unnaturally long??? Maybe it’s just me. Full Story

Posted on Monday, April 02, 2007

The Daily Quiverating Artiste: Joaquin Phoenix

Giddy’up girls. New stills of Joaquin from We Own the Night co-starring Eva Mendes (I hear it’s pronounced AVA? True?) due out Fall 2007. We Own the Night reunites Joaquin with Mark Wahlberg with whom he worked on The Yards, both films written and directed by James Gray. Have you seen The Yards? Joaquin plays off type – VERY sexy - but I can’t stomach multiple viewings. Full Story

Posted on Friday, March 09, 2007

Best Red & Rehearsed: Nicole Kidman

The loop around the neck is causing some controversy – being the superstitious bitch that I am, I personally wouldn’t want to go anywhere near the suggestion of a noose, though I suppose when it comes to a lot of things, including facial freezing, Nicole and I don’t exactly see eye to eye. Still, in terms of high fashion, in terms of how she brings it on these occasions and her unwillingness to play it safe, more often than not, I love Nicole’s style choices and last night was no exception. Full Story

Posted on Monday, February 26, 2007