Cheese Articles
Adrien Brody brought his Elsa Pataky with him last night to the Hollywood premiere of Cadillac Records. She’s the one who inspired him to buy that fake castle, remember? By the way, did you know that photo shoot originally printed in Spain and it was 40+ pages??? Of him in a bathtub reading a script with NO WATER IN IT? And leaning up against a tractor with his EYES CLOSED? Ugh. Full Story
My favourite moment? Nick Cannon’s useless cameo! Oh Mimi... Only Mimi… As Mimi took the stage, her husband waited to take her hand, helping her down one little step, then was banished away into the wings having fulfilled his only duty. He was called on to do the same backstage in the press room. Full Story
Last night at the Hollywood premiere of Bolt, going head to head with Twilight at the box office this weekend. Family movies vs Vampires and Bond too. It’s a heavyweight battle. Who wins? I’ll settle for Twilight or Bond > the Gay Pilot and JailBait…you? Here’s Travolty on the carpet with Disney JailBait and her beat-me mouth and also her father Billy Ray Cyrus with that f-cking ridiculous soul patch that’s right up there with acid wash as a label for Loser. Full Story
Hello Kitty Mimi’s on the cover of the holiday issue of Redbook. As usual, because she’s generous like that, Mimi doles out some cheesy gems, including how she plans on celebrating Christmas with her new husband Nick Cannon. "I always get Santa lingerie, even if nobody sees it. But this year it will be appreciated!" Please. Full Story
Check out John Travolty tryin’ to rock the butch. And look how happy he is to be acting with pretty Jonathan Rhys Meyers in a new movie called From Paris with Love. Xenu’s main ‘mo apparently plays a spy. There are many high end luxe spas in Paris though they may not be familiar with his massage requests… which, as legend goes, involve a man and a finger up the ass. Full Story
You know she wants you to! Mariah Carey in leggings and a t shirt flirting with a camel toe. Do you see? Here’s our gift that keeps giving: Mimi Cheese arriving at her hotel in London today in advance of her appearance on X Factor. As you can see, Nick Cannon came along too, dressed in his finest to escort his wife to and from the car, up and down the stairs, into the loo when she needs to pee. Full Story
When did Halloween become an excuse to take your clothes off and call it a costume? Actually, applying that criteria, every day must be Halloween for Mariah Carey. Check out Miss Cheese last night undressed as a fireman with her husband Nick Cannon in New York for a party. I’m sorry. I know. It’s a bad example and not good for the children but … this sh-t makes my life. Full Story
Had dinner with the girls recently… Julie is pregnant, Erin is a doula, and she suggested that before the baby comes, we all get together for some kind of chick bond. Something about feeling and sharing. I asked her if she wanted me to bring my spirit drum to ring in the joy, to help us dance around like no one’s watching. Full Story
Or risk instant divorce. Must have been part of the prenup. Nick Cannon accompanied his wife to the screening of her movie Tennessee on Friday night and spent the entire evening making sure never to stand in front of her. Hovering always just behind her, holding her hand or her waist, presenting her as his queen, Nick adheres to his marital obligations with a smile… And why not? Making Mimi happy is a privilege. Full Story
Now here’s an occasion when The Presentation is actually warranted. Of course Mariah Carey should be presented. Of course she should be guided around by her consort, presented like a princess at a Hello Kitty ball. Of course she should be. She makes for a much better than Katie Holmes anyway. As you can see, Nick Cannon is taking the GMD’s signature move and making it all his own. Full Story
Thanks for this Jacquie! A little fun on a Friday. It’s Christian Bale working out his Hoff side. Even Christian Bale has a Hoff side! A couple of years ago, just before the Christmas break, I ran a Spirit of the Hoff contest on this site, challenging blog visitors to submit pictures of celebrities who most embodied the Hoff. Full Story
The effort is there...but so is the cheese. Granted, it’s over the top corny and I’m the bitch who’s dead inside. So most of the time, as soon as I hear the words “cherish” and “heart” in the same sentence, it’s an excuse to head to the casino. Anything is an excuse to head to the casino. Full Story
I’m sorry. I’m sorry to insult you. Because he sits atop many of your lists. But I can’t… How can you? Look at him??!! Never mind that he’s so purple he looks like he’s been strangled. Never mind those silver mini shorts he was wearing the other day. But definitely mind his posse. Full Story
Mimi brought her cheese to TRL yesterday and added a dash of rainbow to the mix. Amazing. Two items to note here: First – Mimi wants you to see that her abs are still as flat as ever, that her new body is as fit as ever, that she is no Janet Jackson, she will not change bodies 3 times a year. Next – Mimi wants you to be very aware of the fact that she’s wearing her ring. Full Story
Smell like Antonio Banderas. It’s called Blue Seduction... What does that even mean??? No matter. What matters is Antonio’s gift of Euro Man-cheese. Look how he tries to smoulder, here at the launch of his fragrance yesterday alongside wife Melanie. Look at those lips – lips that think it’s still 1991 when Madonna decided she had to have him in Truth or Dare. Full Story
