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Baby umbrellas and coats

Baby umbrellas warm my bitch heart. It’s because of Matilda Ledger, I think. Two weeks ago, when we were in Europe, our mornings in Paris began with Matilda in the lobby. She’d be with her nanny, playing, hopping around, we could hear her chatting to herself conversationally, not in a high pitched squeal like so many of those little irritants but a quiet cooing…even I was charmed. Full Story

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise won’t let Suri wear a coat because it’ll spoil the photo Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise won’t let Suri wear a coat because it’ll spoil the photo Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise won’t let Suri wear a coat because it’ll spoil the photo Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise won’t let Suri wear a coat because it’ll spoil the photo Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise won’t let Suri wear a coat because it’ll spoil the photo Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise won’t let Suri wear a coat because it’ll spoil the photo

Posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 at 8:35 AM

Shopping Shoes, Skinny Jeans, and Curvy Bums

Jennifer Lopez went shopping yesterday with Leah Remini – as you can see, both wore comfortable shoes for the occasion. Then again, they really only have to walk half a block at a time…if that. It’s the best JLo’s looked in a while. Like old school Ben Affleck JLo. With the hair pulled back and the great skin, her full ass all juicy again, well wrapped in skinny jeans tapering down to her little ankles… gorgeous. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez shopping in skinny jeans with Leah Remini in West Hollywood Jennifer Lopez shopping in skinny jeans with Leah Remini in West Hollywood Jennifer Lopez shopping in skinny jeans with Leah Remini in West Hollywood Jennifer Lopez shopping in skinny jeans with Leah Remini in West Hollywood Jennifer Lopez shopping in skinny jeans with Leah Remini in West Hollywood Jennifer Lopez shopping in skinny jeans with Leah Remini in West Hollywood Jennifer Lopez shopping in skinny jeans with Leah Remini in West Hollywood Jennifer Lopez shopping in skinny jeans with Leah Remini in West Hollywood

Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 at 7:02 AM

Mr & Mrs Androgen

The GMD and Robo attended a private party last night at the Hermes store in New York similarly dressed, both sexless and devoid of personality. They did however take the opportunity to show off their one tired move: the Presentation. If he wasn’t so hellbent on suppressing his gay, he’d be able to find a little more creativity. Full Story

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes dressed in suits together at Hermes store in NYC with Gayle King and Jessica Seinfeld Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes dressed in suits together at Hermes store in NYC with Gayle King and Jessica Seinfeld Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes dressed in suits together at Hermes store in NYC with Gayle King and Jessica Seinfeld Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes dressed in suits together at Hermes store in NYC with Gayle King and Jessica Seinfeld Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes dressed in suits together at Hermes store in NYC with Gayle King and Jessica Seinfeld Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes dressed in suits together at Hermes store in NYC with Gayle King and Jessica Seinfeld Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes dressed in suits together at Hermes store in NYC with Gayle King and Jessica Seinfeld Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes dressed in suits together at Hermes store in NYC with Gayle King and Jessica Seinfeld Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes dressed in suits together at Hermes store in NYC with Gayle King and Jessica Seinfeld Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes dressed in suits together at Hermes store in NYC with Gayle King and Jessica Seinfeld Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes dressed in suits together at Hermes store in NYC with Gayle King and Jessica Seinfeld Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes dressed in suits together at Hermes store in NYC with Gayle King and Jessica Seinfeld Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes dressed in suits together at Hermes store in NYC with Gayle King and Jessica Seinfeld

Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2008 at 8:45 AM

Becoming mainstream?

It’s no secret in smutty circles – the suggestion has been swirling for years undercover but as is the case with stars of his stature, no one wants to take the risk of openly challenging his alleged heterosexuality. Like his good friend the GMD however, some secrets cannot be stifled. Will Smith is gay??? Shocker, right? You mean it’s not Jada in his trailer? Please. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2008 at 6:56 AM

She’s with them

Jennifer Lopez last night at the Women in Hollywood event, kinda bland and frumpy, and posing with her Xenu bestie Leah Remini who actually looks possessed. Not unlike Katie Holmes. And John Travolta. And Kelly Preston. Oh yeah, and the GMD. And soon… Jennifer Lopez. In a new interview for the Daily Beast... Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, October 07, 2008 at 9:01 AM

Better unrolled

Better…but still sh*t. KatE continues to torture us with us those jeans. Some of you have written to posit that they’re actually the GMD’s, that he makes her wear them to be close to her. It’s totally something he would do… Only … These are TOO LONG to be his. Full Story

Katie Holmes continues to wear assy jeans in NY Katie Holmes continues to wear assy jeans in NY Katie Holmes continues to wear assy jeans in NY Katie Holmes continues to wear assy jeans in NY Katie Holmes continues to wear assy jeans in NY

Posted on Wednesday, August 06, 2008 at 2:22 PM

Little Sci loves her blanket

Finally a few shots of Little Sci who is calling New York home for the next 5 months now that mom is in town to rehearse for and then perform in All My Sons. She’s getting taller, she’s losing her chubb, but she’s still the cutest ever. KatE reported dutifully for work yesterday and then took LS to the park for a little romp. Full Story

Katie Holmes takes Suri to play in a New York park Katie Holmes takes Suri to play in a New York park Katie Holmes takes Suri to play in a New York park Katie Holmes takes Suri to play in a New York park Katie Holmes takes Suri to play in a New York park Katie Holmes takes Suri to play in a New York park Katie Holmes takes Suri to play in a New York park Katie Holmes takes Suri to play in a New York park Katie Holmes takes Suri to play in a New York park Katie Holmes takes Suri to play in a New York park Katie Holmes takes Suri to play in a New York park Katie Holmes takes Suri to play in a New York park

Posted on Wednesday, August 06, 2008 at 6:37 AM

Katie in the City

After being trapped at sea on family holiday with the GMD, Katie Holmes has arrived in NYC to throw herself into some serious rehearsal time for her Broadway debut in All My Sons. A supertoned KatE was seen out and about today, clutching a binder, showing off some cut arms, and wearing those ridiculous jeans. Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, July 31, 2008 at 11:55 AM

Will without Tom

They make a point of supporting each other on almost every occasion, but it was a Tom-less Will Smith last night at the LA premiere of Hancock. To make up for the GMD’s absence, Will took over his persona – hootin’ and hollerin’ like a man possessed, every action, every smile, every turn of the head was a little bit extra. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, July 01, 2008 at 8:56 AM

The Straw, the Camel

The nail in the coffin. I loved Will Smith. Like many of you, I willingly, gladly helped Will become the King of the Fourth of July. Will Smith is arguably the world’s most profitable superstar. But now Will Smith is not only a friend of the GMD, he has also become a disciple. He has become a disciple of the Xenu, not only pimping the GMD’s career but now also ostensibly pimping his Church. Full Story

Will Smith and Jada Smith offer scientology teachings at new school

Posted on Monday, June 30, 2008 at 12:57 PM