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Chris Klein Gossip

GMD > Greasy Combover

Holy mother of Travolta! Stop violating my eyes! Stop raping my gag reflex! Stop making me choose Tom Cruise! Because the GMD’s white sneaker wedges are infinitely more palatable than Chris Klein’s greasy f-cking combover! Ew! Ew! This is Chris Klein, former fiancé of Katie Holmes at PS Arts Express Yourself 2008 this weekend. Full Story

Chris Klein with a vile combover at the PS Arts Express Yourself 2008 event Chris Klein with a vile combover at the PS Arts Express Yourself 2008 event Chris Klein with a vile combover at the PS Arts Express Yourself 2008 event

Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 at 4:10 PM

Too Much Dress

Some girls are “big dress” girls. Cate Blanchett is a big dress girl. The dress will never wear her. Kate Beckinsale on the other hand is getting straight up owned by this dress, as seen last night at the Chanel and PS Arts party. And the poor thing looks totally stressed out by it too. Of course Chris Klein isn’t helping either. Full Story

Posted on Friday, September 21, 2007 at 12:00 AM

TIFF Loose Ends

The best party was a party for the randoms. Aritzia on Bloor Street Monday night – we had the best time. Jena Malone showed up, so did Gus Van Sant (???). Also the dude from Entourage who plays Harvey Weingard, based on Harvey Weinstein. So I was a little drunk when I asked him to swear and spit. Full Story

Posted on Sunday, September 16, 2007 at 12:00 AM