Christina Aguilera Gossip
Ugh. So over the Vegas look. And so over Christina Aguilera. Does she matter anymore? Her performance was my pee break, maybe because last night, as it was at the VMAs in September, it was another medley of old music. Seriously, that is some lame shit. Like if you have nothing new to offer, why the f-ck are you there??? Then there’s Taylor Swift, Christina’s straight banged and glitter sister. Full Story
No… seriously… why was she lipsynching? Christina Aguilera sucks at a lot but she doesn’t suck at singing. So again, why no live? Check her out, arriving on the carpet last night at the VMAs – an ensemble that isn’t the greatest but that sure beat the hell out of those latex gunty pants she tried to rock on stage. Full Story
Christina Aguilera was in New York yesterday to debut her fragrance Inspire. Celebrity colognes always confound me. First – who’s dumb enough to believe these people actually use their own sh*t? And second – they may look better than we do, but do they smell better than we do? Really? As far as Christina is concerned, why would you want to smell like someone who needs grey shadow to fill in her brows? Any shade of brown? Of course. Full Story
By now it’s no secret, not even to the MiniVan Majority – there is only one reason to go the Ivy. And it isn’t the food. This is why usually at the Ivy, it’s B list at best. But check out Christina Aguilera the other day, creating a pap frenzy on her way out of the Ivy after lunch. Full Story
Looks like People Magazine outbid the others for the first photos of Christina Aguilera with her baby Max. How much is that baby on the magazine cover? I wonder if she nurses him at home with a full face of makeup. Am now obsessed with seeing what Christina looks like these days without it caked on. Full Story
Christina Aguilera showing a beautiful baby bump on the cover of the new Marie Claire. All good…but the pose. The one hand behind the head pose? So weak. So Beyonce. So should be outlawed, don’t you think? source Full Story
I love Christina Aguilera. Why can’t Britney rip off a small piece of Christina? Ryan Seacrest was actually not as irritating as I thought he’d be. Maybe because Katherine Heigl had that honour? Fashion review below. And as always, not what you and I would wear, but what they could and should and don’t. Full Story
I admit…I was a Britney. Sure Christina had more raw talent and the better voice but still, Britney had that “It”. “IT”, unfortunately, turned out to be dumb as f&ck and lazy as ass. Meanwhile, the best will always prevail. Which is why Christina Aguilera has so gracefully evolved her career. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Two more sleeps. Two more sleeps til the late night line up. Two more sleeps ‘til his fate is revealed. Not even dinner with Gwyneth could come between me and Harry Friday night.
And in continuing with this week’s Potter-inspired Freebie Five, you will note #1 has been adjusted yet again. Equine and spiritual – what’s not to love?
So the new LAX opening in Vegas at the end of August will be hosted by Britney Spears. LAX investors include Nick Lachey, Wilmer Valderrama, and none other than Christina Aguilera. Which means Britney is now working for those once considered her peers.
Shame.
Does she really need the money???
Wednesday, am online all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. All new posts will continue UNDER the Site Brief for the remainder of the week to catch those who don’t visit the site every day. Sorry for the inconvenience!
Dear Gossips,
What’s worse than being in love with a junkie? How about getting dumped by one? Apparently the reason Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are on the outs is because HE wanted it so. Something about her suffocating him, ringing him all the time and berating him on the phone – Kate is supposedly a clinger and alternates between desperately trying to get him back and changing the locks on her front gate. The latest fleeting moment of self worth occurred just today – movers have been seeing loading Pete’s shit into a truck and carting it away. Come tomorrow she’ll probably be licking his open sores again.
Stupid twat.
All of them stupid twats: Britney, Lindsay, Avril… but not Christina Aguilera. Not drug addicted, not an obnoxious douche, the consummate professional...and now expecting her first child with that nice fellow she married. Well done.
Wednesday – live blogging, refresh for new posts.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Don’t forget to enter the Beckham Motorola Contest!
It’s a fantastic little number… love the blue band across the top and the cinched sash under the breasts, loved the way it fell and the complimentary colour combinations – on its own the dress totally rocked. And her body totally rocked too.
But I can’t stomach the skin. A peculiar shade of orange remarkable even by Hollywood standards and so unnecessary, don’t you think? Would it have killed her to tone it down just one shade? Half a shade?
And I’ve always wondered – does that shit come off? Whatever it is that she’s slathered all over herself to achieve the citrus so evenly… does it get all over your clothes? Does it smear all over and stain the lining?
Just asking…
Source... Full Story
Body looks amazing, a bit too cake on the face but overall…Christina rang in 07 in fabulous fashion. And more proportionate too?
If I recall correctly, the tits were rather Posh Beckham before. See attached circa September 2005 and compare to these pics from NYE celebrations – breasts in moderation, much more “believable” and decidedly improved. Full Story
Too posh to push and too lazy to work out…that just about sums up Britney Spears.
NW Magazine reported recently that Britney arranged for a tummy tuck last week immediately following her c-section, eager to get a jumpstart on losing weight. Not surprising, of course. She is after all the poster princess for sloth, as reflected in her choice of husband, and considering that her diet consists of Taco Bell, french fries, and Starbucks I suppose going to the gym to sweat it off the old fashioned way probably isn't too appealing of an option. Full Story
As I said the other day after the Emmys, not a big fan of beads and sequins. However, in Christina’s case, she’s going for the old Hollywood thing, the back to basics spin, and when you doll that up in a package this delightful, it becomes very hard to hate.
Especially now that she’s so sweet and married. Full Story
Stars might be blind but they're certainly not deaf.
Page Six gleefully reported Tuesday morning that Paris's debut release sold a rather underwhelming 76,000 copies last week, coming in under not only Christina Aguilera (to be expected) but also Danity Kane. Full Story
Seen yesterday at the airport in Nice, apparently spending a little time chez Bono. What's the latest? The latest is one of the UK dailies reporting that Spanish Beckham has finally been conceived - a growing bump the explanation behind Posh's preference for 'loose' fitting clothing of late or more accurately, the last 3 times we've seen her out and about. Full Story
The Third Person
is not Christina Aguilera. It is, however, her competition
Also – a big smutty HAPPY BIRTHDAY shout out to Shana L, as requested by her super sweet boyfriend Jeff. Thanks for reading my column and boring him with the details, girl. I appreciate the love and send you mine right back.
Fresh column soon. Til then, I am yours in gossip,
Lainey
Check out Christina Aguilera after dinner the other night. If you can, try to focus on her lips and not her bra-less tits. You will note that her trademark red has been eaten off…and the effect is gorgeous. Isn’t she so much prettier without the severity of that look? Don’t you wish that once in a while she could try a softer approach?
I adore this girl. Full Story
I don’t particularly love the silver dress and I definitely don’t like it with the white shoes but I do love Christina’s tight little body and her big big voice and the lowkey way she’s handled her life over the last few years without much tabloid fanfare or famewhoring - relatively speaking of course. Full Story
Though I shudder to think of what she looks like sans maquillage, I do like the married Aguilera (from JustJared). I like her style, I like her body, I even like her wig. Yeah sure, I’ll admit it borders on possessed porcelain doll and it would be nice to see what a tan would do for the poor girl but at the very least she’s not wearing chaps. Full Story
