David Letterman Gossip
Oscars are over and no break in site. Junos and summer around the corner and I have a muffin top. Ugh. Have to start running. Hate running. Clarification: hate the during… love the after. Because it’s over and because all those endorphins make you feel good. And running = lean. Fast. But I can’t run without music. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
As you can see, there’s been movement on the Freebie Five: David Letterman is the honourary #1 for the week as Daniel Craig takes a breather.
Why?
Watch the clip here and see how Letterman absolutely skins Hollywood Ebola. The most brilliant television ever. And one of the few who actually has the balls to say and do what we all would with hilarious results. This is where the practically senile Larry King dropped the ball.
David clearly has zero tolerance for disease. And because he is who he is, he wore his disdain out on the open, toying with her twat head, sucking her back in by leading her to believe he thought she could be a role model, and then slapping her silly once again.
The man is a hero and now the sexiest beast ever. And she so totally has Bloat Face.
Monday – Britney’s video for Gimme More drops today. Will be blogging all day. Check back often, will keep you posted.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Am on The Hills Aftershow on MTV Canada and mtv.com tonight for the first time in person with the adorable Dan Levy. Will be a challenge not to jump into his lap. Will be a challenge not to feel small and insignificant next to the incomparable Jessi Cruickshank. Yes, she always does look that perfect, even in person. Love her. Hate her!
PPS. Two and two always make five. In Rainbows – new Radiohead album on October 10th!!! Best.News.Ever.