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Djimon Hounsou Gossip

The George Clooney Problem

LOVE Djimon Hounsou. He is a wonderful actor. He was amazing in In America. And he is maddening on the loins. But Djimon has the George Clooney problem. His taste in women sucks ass. ASS. Therefore it degrades his charm. As you know, Djimon is seriously involved with Kimora Lee. And Kimora Lee is not one of those bitches whose reputation is bitchier than the person. Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 8:12 AM

Cam: Post-Pip Perfect Play

Aside from that minor blip after the Globes – losing her shit over Jessica Biel – the way Cam has handled her Pipsqueak heartbreak has been a pleasure to watch…though she scares me with that smile. But I digress. Two weeks in Hawaii with a surfer hunk, then NYC with her girl Drew, hitting the gym hardcore…and the most brilliant move – getting frisky with an Oscar nominee. Full Story

Posted on Monday, February 19, 2007

My Leo can parallel park

Leo, Jennifer Connelly, and Djimon Hounsou the Hotness at the Blood Diamond premiere last night. Also Leo in black and white in NY Magazine – thanks Helene for the tip! People are already buzzing about a double nod come Oscar time. My concern is that they’ll cancel each other out, to say nothing of the “boy” thing. Full Story

Posted on Thursday, December 07, 2006

The Daily Dork: Leonardo DiCaprio

It’s important to be honest with your loved ones. I’m always first to call my Gwynnie on her endlessly amusing condescension and even though Leo occupies #1 on the Freebie Five, I have no issues saying he looked like a dork last night at the GQ event. I am however blaming it on Al Gore. Geek must be contagious. Full Story

Posted on Thursday, November 30, 2006

My Leo ain’t no Pipsqueak

No gossips…My Leo has balls, unlike Pipsqueak who’d probably hide behind his Cam and knock his knees together if true harm ever came his way. Even more fuel for the Freebie Five – despite what you see to your right, Leo actually sits atop the list, as I explained last week I still haven’t been able to figure out how to fix it. Full Story

Posted on Friday, November 24, 2006