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Sell out Elf

What is it with Donald Trump? Never mind. Money talks. To everyone. Even Naomi Watts comes when Trump calls. And the elfy Orly too. Credit to him, Orlando Bloom doesn’t show up for the opening of a can of tuna like some other carpet whores. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, August 25, 2008 at 9:42 AM

Blame the police

Everyone’s a victim, see? Especially if it’s a child star with two parent pimps. In her first interview since her father was arrested for allegedly beating down her mother, Hayden Panettiere told Extra last week... Full Story

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Posted on Monday, August 25, 2008 at 8:36 AM

Naomi Watts: Beautiful But Bought?

She looked lovely last night at that Donald Trump opening, am all over the dress…but Naomi Watts is not Demi Moore. Or Nicole Kidman. Naomi Watts is Naomi Watts. So why is she hanging out with Trump? Why is she showing up on his carpet? Does it bug you that she showed up on his carpet? Hate to entertain the thought…but has Naomi been bought? Photos from Wenn.com ... Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 at 11:20 AM

Face or Body?

My girls and I had a giggle about this the other day. Of course we were obsessing over some girl we’d met earlier – so thin but so old. But not really that old. It’s the Face or Body Dilemma. As you age, you have a choice: stay a size 2 but look like a crypt keeper or go up a few sizes, preserve a pretty face, but concede that the ass might not be as perky. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 at 9:21 AM

Celebrity Apprentice full of Twats?

Not that you can believe anything out of Trump’s mouth but whatever…if true, I would totally, totally watch. So The Apprentice is on life support, only renewed because of the celebrity angle. Donald Trump says she’s already lined up some super A List and B List stars including “Jim Cramer, Carmen Electra, Joan Rivers, Naomi Judd, George Foreman, original Apprentice villain Amorosa, Kimora Lee Simmons, Pete Rose, Dana Patrick, Tony Hawk and Jeff Gordon. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, August 20, 2007 at 12:00 AM

Trend Whore vs The Chubb

Who doesn’t like fashion? Staying up to date, rolling with the latest styles and trends and being in the “style” know … we all do it. But here’s the conundrum: how do you balance Trendy with Vanity? Example: High Waist is back. Works only for the long and lean and definitely NOT on Jessica Simpson. Full Story

Posted on Tuesday, April 24, 2007

The Daily Bitchslap: Rosie on Dina

Hell yeah. Is Rosie a loudmouth hag? Sure. Is she obnoxious? Yep. Is she always right? Of course not. But on squeaky clean daytime, on squeaky clean tv period, when none of the hard questions are ever asked, when ass kissing is the prevailing standard… I’ll take Rosie’s rants any time. Especially when she’s railing against that skank tramp Dina Lohan. Full Story

Posted on Thursday, March 22, 2007

Why Us Weekly Trumps People

Could you picture People with a cover like this? WAY overdue but credit where credit is due, especially since Hollywood Ebola and her wonky ass eye graces a third of the front. Didn’t notice before but her nose is caving in – coincidence or conspiracy? Haven’t read inside but the headline itself is tantalizing: Who’s Using? It’s not just who you think. Full Story

Posted on Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Worst Couple: The Trumps

A windbag and his femmebot and her monster sized tits…and he has the nerve to call Rosie ugly??? Bitch…please. Your wife is wearing POWDER BLUE!!!! Full Story

Posted on Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Barbara Backstabber Backpedals

So Rosie and Barbara reportedly got into a scrap, Rosie called out her boss for being a bad girlfriend, for not having her back, for going half ass in defending her, and then Donald fueled the raging fire even more by sending a letter to Ro, commiserating about her Barbara betrayal, revealing that Barbara had called him last week to backstab her co-star and told him that Rosie would be out of The View soon. Full Story

Posted on Wednesday, January 10, 2007

CageMatch at The View

Rosie vs. Donald. Donald says Barbara hates Rosie. Now it’s Rosie vs. Barbara. As reported by Page Six, Ro apparently threw down yesterday behind the scenes at The View, on her first day back she tore a strip off Barbara’s pruned ass – and rightly so – for not mounting a staunch defence during her holiday absence, feeling betrayed that Barbara failed to call out Trump for lying about regretting her decision to bring Rosie on the show: 'You kept me in the newspapers this whole time! You didn't call me for 10 goddamn days, and you didn't tell me what you were going to say on television! Cameras are now outside of my house where my wife and kids are. Full Story

Posted on Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Another Pageant Scandal, More Pageant Sluts

Hot Tip just in! Katie Rees, Miss Nevada USA, making headlines for lewd behaviour (as illustrated), resulting in her getting dethroned without benefit of a Trump Pardon...I've just heard that there are new allegations that will be surfacing imminently that make these photos look tame by comparison. Full Story

Posted on Thursday, December 28, 2006

Donald Trump: implosion of a pompous prick

Can’t get enough of this…can’t think of anything I love more than a full on Queen-Sized strop in public and The Donald is delivering! Dude seriously cannot SHUT UP! Everyone, everywhere, he’s talking shit about Rosie, he’s talking shit about Rosie and Barbara, he says Barbara hates Rosie, he says Rosie is a liar and she’s disgusting, and of course, he has to bring the whole lesbian thing into it too: 'Maybe she wanted to put the crown back on Miss USA's head. Full Story

Posted on Friday, December 22, 2006

Trump on Rosie: Queen-sized Temper

I have never been as entertained watching The View as I have been over the last few months. And I have ALWAYS loved The View. When I was between jobs, when this column was just a fledgling newsletter, when Star Jones was still a fortuitous feng shui fattie, The View was must-see-tv, in between Winsor Pilates and lunch, The View kept me sane. Full Story

Posted on Thursday, December 21, 2006

Joaquin & the Children

Giving back during the holidays – definitely good for at least a few quivers. Check out Joaquin Phoenix recently, captured by writer/photographer Robert Brink at a charity event to distribute Christmas gifts. Having criticised Joaq in the past for shunning photos but not passing up on swag (to tell you the truth, I’m actually kinda surprised he’d be one to whore for free shit) Brink reports that he was quite pleasant this time ‘round, taking pleasure in helping disadvantaged youth bring home something fun for the holidays. Full Story

Posted on Wednesday, December 20, 2006

My Celebrity Baby Theory: Trump Edition

Source via Source Barron Trump was baptised quietly last week in Palm Beach – surprisingly low key for the Donald who doesn’t seem to do anything without fanfare…except as it relates to family I suppose. Full Story

Posted on Wednesday, December 20, 2006

The Pitts in NYC

Tonight, Monday night, the world premiere of The Good Shepherd starring Matt Damon with Angelina Jolie, which is why the Pitts are in NYC, anticipation swirling around Angelina’s red carpet arrival… Will she be alone? Likely. Trumping Damon and DeNiro at their own picture probably wouldn’t be a wise move and it’s not exactly the occasion for such a huge splash. Full Story

Posted on Monday, December 11, 2006

Jennifer Garner: From Taupe to Tranny?

I do. I feel badly being unkind to someone whose image is so sweet. Jennifer Garner has dimples, Jennifer Garner has the cutest baby, she is the cutest mom, she didn’t starve her body back, she changed Ben’s life, so what if she ruined Michael Vartan’s? Point is, overall, Jennifer Garner, by virtue of being taupe, is extremely inoffensive. Full Story

Posted on Thursday, November 30, 2006

Paris Hilton: Slut Trumps Loser

Me? I’d rather be called a loser than a slut. But in Paris Hilton’s world, being called a Loser is worse than being poor. And this is exactly what Page Six has implied. Paris was apparently in full spread at the Playboy Mansion Halloween party the other night, surrounded by her Skank Brigade, cheered on by an entourage likely paid to stroke her ego. Full Story

Posted on Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Trump Hates Angie

So The Donald goes on Larry King Monday night and decides to weigh in on Angelina Jolie's feud with her father. Apparently he's tight with Jon Voight, says it's unconscionable the way she's treating him, long rant alluding to Angelina being a slut, and then ends it by pronouncing that he doesn't find her attractive. Full Story

Posted on Tuesday, October 10, 2006