Ebola Victims Articles
Sean Avery is getting exactly what he wants. His parents must be so proud. Quick background for those who missed it yesterday: Sean Avery is the douchebag forward currently playing for the Dallas Stars, acquired in the off season from the New York Rangers. The most hated piece of shit in the NHL, Avery is no stranger to controversy, having made racist remarks in the past about blacks and French Canadians, and last year ridiculing a fellow player suffering from cancer. Full Story
Kristen Stewart was caught the other day smoking out of a suspicious looking pipe with her boyfriend a few days ago. Robert Pattinson has been celebrating Twilight’s box office domination on the LA party scene, hanging out at the Marmont on Monday and last night heading to the Standard after dinner. Full Story
Someone sent me a link to this last week: a new strain of Ebola virus was identified near the Ugandan border … the virus is cleverly mutating. Just like Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton. Its legacy will live on, promising the spread of her disease indefinitely, gathering disciples in her black hole vagina, and a long list of victims waiting to be destroyed. Full Story
This appeared in today’s Daily Telegraph in Australia. If you don’t want her infection, you don’t need the details about her diseased f*cking diseased party on New Year’s Eve. Because the headline is enough. While we’re at it though, can you believe this shit is Pay Per View online? For $55??? Who are the losers shelling out $55 to pay per view with Ebola stanky Hilton??? Thanks Lucy! To view the full article click here.... Full Story
And so does his brother! Never been so proud of my royal infatuation. He f&cks up all the time, but at the very least, he knows to avoid the Hollywood Ebola Virus Paris Hilton. Amazing. So last night at Whisky Mist, Ebola was flailing away when she learned that Hot Harry and the much less Will were at the club too. Full Story
Ugh. Baby fever. It takes over everything. And suddenly everyone purees . From my Gwyneth to Nicole Richie – it’s a mommy puree party and I’m not invited! Boo! Still, even this baby hating shrew can’t help but be charmed by these images of Nicole Richie with her cute baby Harlow. Full Story
I love Ellen Degeneres. But if Ellen loves animals… how can she hang with Ebola? It is indisputable fact: Ebola abuses her pets. Attached – Ellen and Ebola at lunch on Friday and Ellen and her wife Portia at the The 'Yes! on Prop 2 Campaign' benefit to stop Animal Cruelty held at a private estate. Full Story
Wouldn’t blame the good people of Jamaica if they woke up a little uneasy this morning. Last night, the country’s reigning sprint god appeared on David Letterman. Also on Letterman? Hollywood’s deadliest disease Ebola Paris Hilton. Check her out all cocked up and uncoordinated arriving at the studio. Full Story
Or both? Ebola’s people are insisting that there’s no truth to the reports yesterday that Ebola left two of her dogs out in the yard to die by coyote. She says the pups are alive and well, even though she herself can’t keep track of how many she has, where they are, and what they’re doing at any given time. Full Story
X17 is reporting that two of Ebola’s dogs were killed because they were ambushed by a coyote in the middle of the night. Apparently this happens often in the hills. Full Story
It’s easy to forget this feud, especially since Ebola Hilton has feuded with everyone but back in the day, she and Shannen Doherty scrapped it out over – ew! – Rick Salomon. Do you remember? Shannen was married to Rick just before the sex tape with Ebola broke out. No one knows exactly the timeline when that sh*t went down but suffice to say, they overlapped in Rick’s bed and given Shannen’s mean streak and Ebola’s wickedness, the smut spilled over onto a red carpet, resulting in a supposed throw down at a party after Ebola allegedly kept crank calling Shannen, telling her that Rick didn’t want her anymore, and boasting that she’d bagged her man. Full Story
It’s ok to love Entourage without loving Adrian Grenier. At this point, it’s actually a requirement. Because it’s now totally NOT ok to think of Adrian Grenier as anything but a douchebag. It all started a year ago, of course, when he first became infected with Hollywood Ebola. The effects of the disease are clearly irreversible, incurable. Full Story
A new Hollywood hotspot opened last night attracting all of Hollywood’s party players including Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. Trouble? Not sure yet but all the ingredients were there including Calum Best, Lilo’s privileged douchebag of an ex boyfriend, Evan Ross, also a former fling, and Ebola Hilton who showed up with a push up bra and exposing her nasty ass extensions. Full Story
Football fans are rejoicing everywhere as Cristiano Ronaldo narrowly avoided Ebola Paris Hilton contamination last night at Villa. Could the most potent virus in Hollywood be weakening? Or will this rejection only make her more vicious? Fortunately for Ronaldo, he escaped unscathed... Full Story
It’s a day late but since I don’t post on weekends, pretend it’s June 8th and play along. Do you remember what happened a year ago? Do you remember the happiest, smuttiest, best day ever??? Do you remember laughing at your desk? Running with joy down the halls? High fiving your colleagues? It was a Friday, I think. Full Story
Vin Diesel has a girlfriend?!? Vin Diesel had a baby?!? Even more shocking… there are people who actually STILL care? Amazingly enough, yes…though these days it’s fewer and fewer. This is why he has to make yet another Fast and Furious movie. But if Ebola Paris Hilton can have fans, I suppose Vin Diesel can have fans too. Full Story
We asked…and we received. Hollywood was buzzing this morning after photos surfaced of Ebola Paris Hilton wearing a little bump after dinner last night. Given that she has been hellbent on spawning her disease, pregnancy speculation spread far and wide, not unlike her legs. A sigh of relief. Ebola’s rep has denied... Full Story
Remember, this piece of sh*t never takes a picture without a purpose. So even if she isn’t pregnant, she certainly wants you thinking she is. Because pregnancy is the new craze. Nine months of attention and then a huge spotlight on an innocent child that she would no doubt mold into a virus even more destructive than she is. Full Story
They say it’s for a movie role…but my smutty sense is tingling that it’s something more sinister. Smutty senses can be wrong. Let’s hope. This is Colin shooting a movie in Ireland, painfully thin. Look at his legs. Look how his eyes bulge. Suddenly I don’t want him for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Full Story
Seal your windows and protect your children… this is Ebola Paris Hilton leaving a medical centre yesterday. Rumour has it, she`s been desperate to conceive and is rather frustrated that it hasn`t happened yet. Yes. That f*cking disease is trying to procreate. The world is about to end. On a lighter note, Ebola is still at it with her fragrance enterprise and will be launching a new cologne later this year. Full Story
