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Ed Burns Gossip

When Bad Hair…

Happens to a supermodel. It’s a testament to Christy’s undisputed gorgessity that her face remains unaffected. Because when most of us wear bad hair, everything else goes to sh*t too. But still… Not even Christy Turlington can pull off this half mullet. WTF??? This is Christy yesterday at the FilmAid International Power of Film Gala last night in New York with locks that belong on a head to toe denim-clad chainsmoking gravel voiced hick from a bumf&ck small town with missing teeth minding a corner store alongside a husband who might be her brother. Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 1:34 PM

Mr and Mrs Burns

Christy Turlington and Ed Burns last night at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame… breathtaking Christy. Wow. Would be a good couple to test my Celebrity Baby Theory on. For those new to the site, the Celebrity Baby Theory works as follows: Hot + hot = Ugly Hot + average = Fairly attractive Average + Average = Hot Horse face stars + gay husbands = Cute Hot + Ugly = Ugly Average + Ugly = Uglier Ugly + Ugly = Donatella Versace I’m not going to name the specific children. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 8:36 AM

A Face Forever

Face to Face, Angelina Jolie vs Christy Turlington…who wins the Face Off? I can’t decide. And they both have amazing noses. Christy's face is all time. Am weak when I look at her. Here’s Christy and Ed Burns at the premiere last night of 27 Dresses, which kinda makes me sad. Once upon a time, Ed Burns was working towards the possibility of actually carrying a movie. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, January 08, 2008 at 11:07 AM

Timeless Ageless Gorgessity

Is it all the yoga? Hardly. In Christy Turlington’s case it’s definitely the genes. She is absolutely perfect. Here she is with husband Ed Burns, a hunk in his own right, last night at the Black Ball benefiting the Keep a Child Alive Foundation in NYC. These two have a really great story – they were engaged, then 9/11 happened, she didn’t want to postpone their European wedding and he developed a serious case of commitment phobia. Full Story

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Posted on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 12:00 AM