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Elizabeth Hurley Gossip

Gwyneth nauseous, Hurley recycled

Estee Lauder launched a new fragrance yesterday and trotted out four spokesmodels for the occasion. My Gwyneth obliged, showing up in a gorgeous white little cocktail, looking youthful and fresh and lovely…but also a little nauseous, like she was holding back her lunch. She did however make it out to the Waverly after the event so perhaps what I’m interpreting as nausea is really just disgust for having to whore it out as the employee of a cosmetics company. Full Story

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Posted on Wednesday, July 09, 2008 at 7:23 AM

Becoming Blythe

Gwyneth attended a breast cancer event last night representing Estee Lauder which is why Liz Hurley and her bulbous nose were there too. As you can see, Gwyneth is becoming her mother, Blythe Danner, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing…except that Blythe is in her 60s. Sigh. My girl is losing her mojo. Full Story

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Posted on Wednesday, April 09, 2008 at 8:55 AM

Postcards from Cannes

Just a taste of what it’s like: Dylan and I were at the satellite truck the other day feeding our footage back to Toronto. Some fashion photographer comes by with this girl – of course she’s a model - he’s taking high quality magazine shots of her at the festival at the most random places. Full Story

Posted on Saturday, May 19, 2007 at 12:00 AM

Cannes Every Year

She comes every year … why? Kept asking myself that all day and then I remembered she had some involvement in a charity event and now I feel badly. But, um, for someone who hasn’t made a movie in a very long time and, well, really hasn’t done much, you can’t help the question…non? Anyway, never was impressed, having now seen her in person, still not impressed. Full Story

Posted on Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 12:00 AM

Reese & My Gwyneth: colleagues?

My Gwyneth models for Estee Lauder. Could Reese Witherspoon be repping Estee Lauder? Preliminary talks have apparently been initiated as Reese’s recent separation and subsequent glam-over have caught the attention of beauty houses eager to capitalise on her popularity. Nothing has been confirmed and it could be a while before any decisions are made but some say if it goes ahead, Reese could be the face of the brand for a decade, given her youth and overwhelming appeal and spotless reputation…which is why the Hurley is feeling a little less confident these days. Full Story

Posted on Thursday, April 26, 2007

Nanny Hugh

Something about this photo kills me. Hugh Grant, forever bachelor, probably afraid of children, out with his godson Damien the other day. Damien of course belongs to Liz Hurley. Nice to see that the two have managed to maintain such an amicable relationship. As for Hugh and his babysitting skills – I’m thinking his role in About a Boy wasn’t so much of a stretch. Full Story

Posted on Friday, March 30, 2007

The Daily Who Cares: Liz Hurley

She got married. A day earlier than expected. Elton John gave her away. She wore Versace. She probably looked as she usually does. The same. Like this. Always. That's all. Full Story

Posted on Monday, March 05, 2007

All about the Dogs

The Irresistible Drew Barrymore at the Much Love Animal Rescue at the weekend. Not sure if that's Flossy, her pup that famously saved her from fire during the Tom Green days, but he/she's a cutie, non? Many of you have been writing lately to express love for Drew. I totally agree. I do not agree however at some of your assertions that she should end up with Hugh Grant. Full Story

Posted on Tuesday, February 20, 2007

The Daily Tranny: Liz Hurley

Launching a line of swimwear for children today - don't you love the message she's sending? An emaciated model next to babies in bikinis and a tranny in leopard print...coming to a beach near you. But still, at a moment like this, only Daniel Cleaver comes to mind: PS. like your tits in that top. Full Story

Posted on Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Hurley in Black...but still the same

She's not wearing white with her tits pouring out and yet, and yet. Elizabeth Hurley still manages to look exactly the same...which isn't so cute these days, is it? Must be the hair. Is it the hair? Is it the bump at the end of her nose? Wouldn't trade my China Hawk Nose for this nose, like, ever. Full Story

Posted on Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Liz Hurley: the white Aniston with bigger tits

In the same way that Jennifer Aniston has bored the life and the sass out of the little black dress, Liz Hurley has single-handedly exhausted the world wide supply of white dresses with plunging necklines, except Jen's hair has no equal. Seriously…why bother changing? Does this recent appearance at a Breast Cancer event look any different from any other appearances? Can you truly distinguish one Liz sighting from another? The hair never moves, it’s the same length, the same style, the same side part over and over and over again. Full Story

Posted on Thursday, September 28, 2006

The Daily Boring: Liz Hurley

Never mind that unsightly bump on the end of her nose. Never mind that she's the most overrated 'actress', like, ever. Never mind that she's probably done even less than Paris Hilton to become a celebrity. Never mind all that. What bothers me most about Liz Hurley is that she looks the same over and over and over again. Full Story

Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006

On Cannes

Cannes is an absolute madhouse. First of all, the Croisette is packed all the time. And unless you've been given official media accreditation, you just never know where on the beach the photo calls will take place. So everyone just ends up running from one end to another trying to get snaps of the stars and even if you do manage to catch them at a good time, like when I stumbled across Charlie Sheen et al for the Platoon revival, the pappies and the crazed megafans end up bumping you out of the way anyway. Full Story

Posted on Monday, May 29, 2006

The Daily Overrated: Liz Hurley

If Jennifer Aniston can’t stop wearing black, Liz Hurley doesn’t wear it enough. Anyone else sick of looking at her in pink, powder blue, green, now purple, and every other colour under the rainbow??? By the way…have you noticed her glam to budget transformation of late? Tacky at the Costume Institute gala and tacky last night at the Chopard event. Full Story

Posted on Sunday, May 21, 2006

Most Budget: Elizabeth Hurley

I don’t care how much it cost or who the hell made it. It looks tacky and low classy, full-on beauty pageant with a touch of recycled Versace thrown in and for the love of Anna Wintour - it's peach! PEACH! Totally unforgiveable, totally overplayed, and I have to laugh at the way she never wears her hair up because of that hideous witch bump on the end of her nose and how many years now has she had the same 'do and remind me again how she managed to land a cosmetics deal and be considered some kind of international beauty because when I see her all I think is - mousy, mousy, mousy and seriously, why is Liz Hurley even relevant??? Next. Full Story

Posted on Monday, May 01, 2006

From Erin B: La Liz has thick skin?

Is Elizabeth Hurley our desperate , past her prime gal who’s trying some risky pick ups at parties? Dear Erin, Although I wouldn't put this kind of move past Liz if she was single, she's actually been tied up for the last couple of years with Arun Nayer, a jetsetter with loads of cash and a very pissy ex wife. Full Story

Posted on Thursday, January 26, 2006

Ph.D in F continued..

Remember, I can't take guesses for this one…for a refresher, click here: http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=2799 Not only is she is a master at it, she's also a fiend. A few months ago, at a business lunch with a couple of her boyfriend's business associates, she apparently couldn't help herself, leaned over and whispered the following in her lover's ear (and this is NOT FOR THE PRUDISH): Baby, I am gonna suck it so hard when we get in the car. Full Story

Posted on Sunday, December 11, 2005

Elizabeth Hurley is a man

Damn. Is it the new thing to go hermaphrodite? Take a look at La Liz, promoting Project Catwalk in London today. Don't get me wrong…the breasts are wonderful. But everything else stinks of Cameron Diaz which means you might as well strap a penis on it and start shaving. Full Story

Posted on Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Gossip Mailbag

OK...so if your responses are any indication, absolutely NO ONE out there prefers William over Harry. Which is certainly a relief because it confirms that our little community is indeed made up of Advanced, Ph.D. smutters who would never choose that bucktooth lame child over his devilishly sexy (half?) brother. Full Story

Posted on Sunday, June 26, 2005

From Sarah K.

Lainey ! You have officially changed my mind! I was definitely a William girl - something about that demure look he always has - I was sure he could be a tyrant in the wrapper, and I always saw Harry as a little firecrotch weasel. But the pictures you sent out that made William look disturbingly like Jon Heder! Now I am as big a Napleon fan as anyone, but I certainly wouldn't let him have a go at me and my kitty. Full Story

Posted on Sunday, June 26, 2005