Ellen Degeneres Gossip
When you actually need her??? If there was any time for Katherine Heigl to come out and run her mouth like she loves to do, it would have been yesterday as news spread of Brooke Smith’s firing because ABC couldn’t handle the MiniVan homo hate. And yet the Crown Princess of AssTalk has remained curiously quiet. Full Story
I love Ellen Degeneres. But if Ellen loves animals… how can she hang with Ebola? It is indisputable fact: Ebola abuses her pets. Attached – Ellen and Ebola at lunch on Friday and Ellen and her wife Portia at the The 'Yes! on Prop 2 Campaign' benefit to stop Animal Cruelty held at a private estate. Full Story
Amazing. A People Magazine decision to agree with… perhaps at the expense of the MiniVan Majority? Love the new cover, but you have to wonder, does People love the cover? Or the timing of it? Record numbers tuned in in America to watch Michael Phelps win gold last weekend. Full Story
Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi were married on Saturday. Intimate ceremony, 19 guests, no big names, and despite buzz last week about a major performer… Pippy Timberlake was not invited. Both wore Zac Posen – Portia in some kind of lame ass tutu and Ellen in a suit. An amazing suit, the most amazing trousers. Full Story
Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi are getting married tomorrow. 20 guests, very intimate, but the Hollywood rumour mill is already buzzing that a high profile performer will make an appearance. Keep you posted. Portia is supposedly wearing Zac Posen. Am amazed at how they can keep it at 20. My mother would never let me keep it at 20. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Up until recently, for me it’s always been Ellen > Oprah. Always. But at the very, very least, the Mighty Opes doesn’t invite Ebola on to her stage and expose her flock to infection. As such, Oprah’s lambs have been spared the evil emanating from Paris Hilton’s black hole vagina.
Elle Degeneres’s audience, however, has not been so fortunate.
Time and again, Ellen brings back that skank twat disease. And time and again, instead of spitting on it, she’s actually nice to it. Very nice. Too nice.
WTF? Does Ellen actually need Paris Hilton for ratings???
That would be no.
Ellen had Ebola on her show again this week and simpered through the entire interview, even when Ebola mentioned she was abusing and neglecting 17 dogs in addition to the cats and various other animals that have suffered the misfortune of being adopted into her home.
Revolting. And sad. Because now Ellen Degeneres is officially infected. Ellen is done.
Was stuck in dress fitting hell yesterday but it’s finally Friday! Am blogging all day – check back often. Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Jonathan Rhys Meyers is not having help issues. Kate Bosworth hasn’t been blowing away the pain. Lately. And Eric Bana’s wife is not a lesbian.
If you watch Ellen Degeneres, you are well aware she and Jake Gyllenhaal have this thing. It’s the cutest. YouTube has a few clips of his appearances and the last time he visited her, he asked her to do a First Nations greeting call with him consisting of a series of oohs and ahhs delivered simultaneously while holding hands. Full Story
Love Ellen but what the hell is she doing contaminating her show with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton? Ebola was on Ellen today using Nicole Richie for attention, dishing on Nicole’s pregnancy and the baby shower and telling the world that she intends to procreate, thereby assuring that her disease will be perpetuated indefinitely. Full Story
Britney a mentor on mothering? Seriously, Heidi Klum needs better role models. Heidi was on Ellen today promoting the new season of Project Runway and dishing on babies and diapers. Said she chatted with Chicken Fried Stupid at her Halloween bash and learned from her how to properly use diapers. Apparently Heidi had no idea that the sticky tape on the side is used to fasten the folds to the middle flap. Full Story
Sigh. Everyone sucks in Hollywood. Even the ones who weren’t supposed to suck…they suck too. As I’m sure you’ve heard, there’s a writer’s strike going on in Hollywood. And on the off chance you think it won’t affect you…think again. Unless you don’t watch television. Full Story
Ellen is an animal lover – but not the kind of animal loving professed by Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, toting their accessories from store to store, depriving their pets of the kind of structure and care that they deserve. And not the kind of animal loving professed by Jessica Biel either, supposedly not paying attention during doggy playtime, claiming ignorance when her dog was eaten by another. Full Story
Seriously…Ellen just might be able to out-dress George Clooney. I mean look at that jacket. The accessorising. The way she and Portia are matchy but not too matchy. It’s nothing short of inspired style. And they do it as well as the Beckhams with half the effort, no concrete tits, and no pouting either. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
It’s just after midnight, have a couple of hours to blog before heading off for a few morning show interviews re: Oscar round up. Please excuse typos and mistakes? Still a few hours to go til the end of an all nighter and still pretty jacked about tonight.
Seriously gossips…the red carpet is a level of crazy you have to see to believe. And believe me, it is coordinated with military precision… as in a holding tent just before the photo wall, perfectly timed for staggered arrivals – on tv it looks like there are a thousand people milling about haphazardly but in reality? Absolute clockwork.
We were the only crew in Canada to have two exclusive positions: one strategically placed on the carpet for all arrivals and another on a balcony overlooking the corridor going into the Kodak and just above Andre Leon Talley’s position and Ellen Degeneres camera corner. Believe me, we saw everything.
But first things first – Tom and Katie did not do the pre-show. Katie in fact was nowhere to be found. And if she was, we didn’t see her. I’m sure by now however you’ve heard the reports that they showed up with Little Sci at rehearsal on Saturday and introduced her to, like, every member of the crew.
Ben Affleck was without Jennifer Garner. More on that tomorrow. Ryan Gosling was without Rachel McAdams. More on that later and seriously, there really is absolutely NO smutty tingling there. McGoslings – I’m telling you, you need to chill out.
All the dirt I can possibly remember mixed in with style review below. I fly home Monday night. Will post as much as I can until I pass out.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. There was a glitch on the site earlier that has now been fixed. A thousand apologies for the inconvenience.
PPS. The live telecast was a trip. Stressful but a trip. Thanks for all your emails of support. I’m so sorry I’m not able to reply to them all but I promise, I’ve read each and every one.
PPPS. Remember – the blog works in reverse chronological order. Posts at the top are the most recent. To start at the beginning, scroll down and click on View More Articles.
PPPS. Andre Leon Talley is the new Hoff.
Cheaters gotta work too, right? And this is what happens when cheaters need to sell movies. Currently on promo for his latest called Breach – filmed in Toronto by the way, where he is rumoured to have had several affairs including a one night stand with a hostess at Lobby and several other waitresses at several other hotspots around the city – Ryan Phillippe sat down with Ellen Degeneres and talked about how he was coping with his separation from Reese Witherspoon. Full Story
And a f&cking moron too.
Next time you try to cover up calling your friend and colleague a Faggot, don’t do it in front a hundred journalists ready to eat you alive.
First Katherine Heigl went for his throat, now TR Knight is – rightly so – going in for the kill.
And NOT on Oprah!
Hee.
Sorry…not a laughing matter. Full Story
I've been criticised for being too bitchy lately so why don’t we kick off the column with a feel good item. Trust me, there's plenty of time and opportunity later to go rip-roaring postal on the other two bit skanks that are featured today. After all, SJP is in the house! Anyway, back to Melissa, who says she's beaten cancer and looked divine last night at the World Music Awards with her equally lovely wife Tammy. Full Story
Say who??? Remember Ellen Degeneres's onetime girlfriend who subsequently went cuckoo and was found wandering, disoriented in the desert? And then wrote an autobiography about her multiple personalities? And then married a straight dude and had his kid? Remember Anne Heche? Well, anyway...Elton John came out with this book of nudes recently to raise money for charity and she was one of the models. Full Story
No Ellen...say it ain't so. NY gossips are reporting that Ellen Degeneres dumped her girlfriend Alexandra, with whom she'd been living for 4 years, after a night of star crossed loving with Ally McBeal alumna Portia de Rossi. Apparently they ran in to each other at the VH1 awards a couple of weeks ago and felt the earth move. Full Story
The Lacheys are trying desperately to convince us that their marriage is fine...appealing to US Magazine, People Magazine, Ellen Degeneres, and anyone else who is dumb enough to believe that this union isn't the biggest sham since Pitt married Aniston four years ago. However, like the Richard Gere gerbil rumour. Full Story
Here is Ellen Degeneres, picking her ass while visiting Mr. & Mrs. Anthony on the set of her new video. The song is Get Right and in the video, La Lopez plays a whopping 15 different characters. Here she is looking surprisingly fetching with a short blonde wig as what I can only surmise is a rocker chick circa 1985. Full Story
