WELCOME

Username:
 
Password:
Not a member? Register!

Looking for something? Enter some keywords:

 




Send Smut
Get Smut

Ethan Hawke Gossip

Mark, Amanda, and Troy

Ethan Hawke was at the roof lounge at the Hyatt two nights ago, possibly last night too but my toes refused to cooperate. Michelle, who has been in love with Troy Dyer since 1994 lost her sh*t a little bit. He did look good. Gaunt…but good. And not even smarmy. Wasn’t working on an erotic poem scribbled hastily on a bar napkin. Full Story

Ethan Hawke Mark Ruffalo Amanda Peet at TIFF premiere of What Doesn’t Kill You Ethan Hawke Mark Ruffalo Amanda Peet at TIFF premiere of What Doesn’t Kill You Ethan Hawke Mark Ruffalo Amanda Peet at TIFF premiere of What Doesn’t Kill You Ethan Hawke Mark Ruffalo Amanda Peet at TIFF premiere of What Doesn’t Kill You Ethan Hawke Mark Ruffalo Amanda Peet at TIFF premiere of What Doesn’t Kill You

Posted on Thursday, September 11, 2008 at 9:55 AM

Troy Dyer 2008

1995/1996. Reality Bites was my life. Final year of university, no clue what to do, a lifelong obsession with Winona Ryder, I smoked cigarettes incessantly, cut my hair like her shag, wore baggy dresses over tank tops and chucks, never went to class, and videotaped the last 3 months of our lives. As lame as that sounds, my friend Timmy and I, we watched that footage back just last year and had the best laughs ever. Full Story

Ethan Hawke on the set of Brooklyn Ethan Hawke on the set of Brooklyn Ethan Hawke on the set of Brooklyn Ethan Hawke on the set of Brooklyn Ethan Hawke on the set of Brooklyn

Posted on Wednesday, June 25, 2008 at 5:47 AM

Bitter Music

There was a technical snafu at the 24-Hour Plays recently and to entertain an irritated crowd, Ethan Hawke took to the stage with his guitar and performed a song he wrote “while shooting a movie in Paris during his divorce.” Music & Lyrics… about Uma. According to New York Magazine... Full Story

Ethan Hawke Maggie Q New York I Love You Ethan Hawke Maggie Q New York I Love You Ethan Hawke Maggie Q New York I Love You Ethan Hawke Maggie Q New York I Love You Ethan Hawke Maggie Q New York I Love You

Posted on Friday, March 21, 2008 at 11:07 AM

Skinny Karma Face

Gaunt and tired though still not as rough as Billy Crudup, check out Ethan Hawke at the Tisch School of the Arts gala in New York last night. I remember last year at TIFF 2006, even though he’s a smarmy perv, I fully expected to be attracted to him at the Valentino-sponsored after party for the film adaptation of his corny little book The Hottest State at Kultura in Toronto. Full Story

Ethan Hawke Karma Face Ethan Hawke Karma Face

Posted on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 12:00 AM

The New Ethan Hawke

Oh tortured artist. Oh poet. Oh suffering soul. Oh dirty cheater! Words to describe Ethan Hawke a few years ago and now following in those illustrious unfaithful footsteps – Ryan Phillippe. Ryan of course is now officially divorced from Reese Witherspoon who like a proper lady is only now flaunting her relationship with Jakey G because she’s formally a single a woman – the papers went through just a few weeks ago. Full Story

Ryan Phillippe says he wanted to die after divorce from Reese Witherspoon

Posted on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 12:00 AM

TIFF Manorexic

Hate myself for finding him sexy. Because Ethan Hawke is such a cheesedick, he really is. But I loved Reality Bites and there’s something about being stupid and 21 and what you find attractive at 21 that you can never shake, no matter how much growing you do in between. Troy Dyer is the kind of loser only a college student would want to take home. Full Story

Posted on Sunday, September 16, 2007 at 12:00 AM