Eva Longoria Gossip
Seems like it’s been forever since we’ve seen David Beckham playing soccer, doing his job. After a long absence, he was back this weekend with the LA Galaxy as Posh cheered on with Eva Longoria Parker. The lines in his face – they’re deeper, more pronounced the last couple of years, non? He is beautiful, quivering, always, still, but the age is unmistakable. Full Story
Too much hanging out with Posh. This is vintage Victoria Beckham: make everyone around you look worse. It’s working with Eva Longoria. And of course, it’s easy enough with Ken Paves cocking up her hair. The dress doesn’t help either. Of course it’s f&cking Marchesa! Photos from Wenn.com ... Full Story
Hate defending Eva Longoria since she’s annoying as f&ck but this bump obsession is getting out of hand. First of all, it’s boring. Babies, pregnancy, ugh. But of course, this is not a popular opinion. What’s popular is to zoom in on the belly and to declare pregnancy after a celebrity commits the unthinkable and eats pasta for dinner. Full Story
What in the ass were they smoking at Forbes? Forbes has just released their Celebrity 100. Not surprisingly, Oprah checked in at #1. Angelina was #3 right behind Tiger at #2 who tees off at the US Open this morning and Brad finished #10. Will Oprah ever talk to Angelina? Or will she keep her loyalties to Jennifer Aniston at #17? The list will confound you in many ways. Full Story
Put your bony little ass in the car seat and sit the f&ck down! Check out Eva Longoria – who? Eva Longoria – who? Yes… Eva fecking Longoria tonight on the carpet at the Kung Fu Panda premiere trying desperately to divert attention away from the Pitt Porn. Really? Her? Maybe a Hot Harry on a Horse sex tape. Full Story
Adding fuel to the speculation that Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes have broken up – last night Posh hit the town for an early birthday celebration and KatE was conspicuously absent. She’s been replaced though by another Kate – Beckinsale, that is, and Eva Longoria, who was interviewed recently about her friendship with Victoria and she explained that they were all about hanging out at each other’s houses and “eating”. Full Story
Eva Longoria keeps yapping about her pregnancy rumours but the thing is… I can’t remember any pregnancy rumours about Eva Longoria. I just remember her talking about pregnancy rumours. Which is probably how the rumours got started. Does a rumour constitute a rumour if you keep debunking the same rumour you started? Mindtwister. Full Story
Eva Longoria joined Victoria and Romeo Beckham and dozens of photographers on a Rodeo Drive shopping spree the other day. Apparently Romeo woke up and told him mum he really, really wanted to spend the afternoon at Dolce & Gabbana….which reminds me, didn’t she flip her Louboutins last year about the pap flashes affecting his epilepsy? Don’t forget though, she did say very recently in an interview with British Vogue that she’s only photographed when she wants to be photographed. Full Story
If you’re Posh, that is. Brooklyn turned 9 yesterday but dad was stuck overseas on a football tour so mom handled the party planning duties and threw a bash for 30 kids at Pink Taco, complete of course with kiddie swag bags – blue sport sacks filled with toys. Of course Victoria dressed for the occasion – appropriately. Full Story
Just didn’t care… did you care? Eva Longoria screams TV. Like whatever she’s wearing comes from the costume department at a soap opera. As for Ellen’s Nina Ricci - possibly the only woman who can make Olivier Theyskens look boring. Dull people shouldn't wear champagne... Photos from Wenn.com... Full Story
You’d think, now that she’s been on prime time for almost 5 years, that Eva Longoria could finally stop dressing for daytime tv, non? This is what happens when you work with Ken Paves. Ugh. So here’s Eva in London promoting her new movie Over Her Dead Body about, I’m serious, a woman who meets a man whose girlfriend just died. Full Story
A professional athlete cheating on his wife – it’s certainly not hard to believe. But call me Cruise… based on evidence revealed so far, I don’t believe. Do you believe? Did Tony Parker cheat on Eva Longoria immediately after they were married? Some French model is claiming to x17online.com... Full Story
Saturday – David Beckham’s debut for the LA Galaxy vs Chelsea. He sat out the first half, came in late to thunderous applause as his wife, behind sunglasses and a cute black dress, sipped champagne from a private box, deeply engaged in conversation with the always opportunistic Eva Longoria. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Madonna!
On entertainment and performance value, even two years from 50, Madge is still the platinum standard.
Looked great, sounded fierce, body crazy fit RUNNING on 4 inch Louboutins, the hottest dancers, the best variety, the sharpest choreography…and the Camel Toe. It was a perfect performance. PERFECT. So if you haven’t yet, you must YouTube.
Sorry ‘bout the late start today. Am knackered after a whirlwind one day trip to Calgary yesterday. Was too short a stay to get the full Cowboys experience but my love and admiration goes out to the city and its people: Calgary Stampede is a first class, world class event. Hoping for a longer visit next year but will be back in Calgary in 2 weeks for a killer party. Details to follow.
Monday, live blogging, check back often. Am writing as quickly as I can.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Eva Longoria got married… have you heard???
Dear Gossips,
You know it’s a slow week when every frickin’ detail of Eva Longoria’s pre-wedding prep has been documented with meticulous attention.
Am headed to Calgary for one day on Sunday shooting for eTalk. Hopefully will be able to enjoy some Stampede festivities and perhaps pop in to the infamous Cowboys? Where Hot Harry on a Horse dabbled in some Canadian low classy? Would love to do a shot of tequila off a set of fake tits purchased for staff by the establishment’s generous owners. Word is, during Stampede, the girls who work it the hardest can earn up to ten grand a night. A NIGHT??? I scoffed at first but I suppose preying on the horny and rich can be a lucrative business.
Finally Friday, am online all day, refresh often.
Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
Norbit ruled the box office this weekend.
Norbit. Starring Eddie Murphy in a fat suit, mauled by critics, panned by insiders, and still somehow it climbed to the top of the movie mountain. Personal preference is paramount…absolutely. But seriously, doesn’t a film like Norbit, essentially the same recycled, rehashed garbage previously released as The Nutty Professor – doesn’t a film like this, all films like this, don’t they defy the standard difference of opinion and just qualify as pure, unadulterated SHIT???
And for that matter – who outside of white trash would actually consider THIS an elegant, classy wedding invitation???
…tha F&CK???
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, supposedly it’s theirs. Full Story
Ken Paves is at it again. I call this Hope Hair.
You ever watch Days of Our Lives? I watched in the glory 80s, stopped after tenth grade. Bo and Hope – my favourite couple. Kristian Alfonso was Eva Longoria before Eva Longoria. Loved her. Then she dropped a ton of weight and put in some scary ass tits, though I heard she’s since chilled out a bit. Full Story
Eva Longoria is starting to scare me. Once upon a time, Eva Longoria was the SJP of the post-SATC era. Eager to be noticed, desperate to be photographed, obnoxiously obvious in red carpet choices.
But now Eva is engaged. Eva is – supposedly – done with the famewhore antics, the pleas for attention, the tits and ass appeal that has defined her success so far. Full Story
Hands down, without a doubt, the two biggest bitches at Sundance – Teri Hatcher and Kristen Bell aka Veronica Mars.
First Teri – saw her hangin’ off her man (ex boyfriend of Eva Longoria) arriving at the Village at the Lift where the Fred Segal suite was open for business. Pappies were flashing, she seemed smug and sated about finally finding herself a fool willing to date her, and at the same time desperately aware of the absurdity of the situation – he is, after all, a decent looking man with prospects. Full Story
I’m told she had a pretty serious boyfriend as of December and they were still together at Christmas but apparently Alyssa Milano was with Justin Timberlake in Vegas just before the weekend, along with his mother and Eva Longoria, partying in his private suite with a basketball court.
As you recall, JT hooked up with Milano shortly after breaking up with Britney - a shortlived romance punctuated by a few “walk of shame” morning photos before he supposedly called it off because of age. Full Story
