Eva Mendes Gossip
Eva Mendes stars in a new ad campaign for Calvin Klein. In the 30 second tv commercial, if you slow it down and play it back very, very, VERY meticulously, analysing every pixel, you can see a very brief glimpse of a nipple. At least they say you can. Here’s a screen cap of what’s supposed to be the controversial frame. Full Story
Most stars will be in LA this weekend for the Oscars and for the Spirits Awards and of course for the parties. The Soho House Grey Goose Club on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday night looks to be where the best party’s at especially since Vanity Fair has been cancelled. Last year, Leo, Cameron, even Jennifer Aniston dropped in at Soho House Grey Goose Club to kick off Oscar weekend. Full Story
What’s the difference between Selma Blair, Eva Mendes, and my Kiki compared to Lindsay Lohan and Paris and Britney and even Kiefer Sutherland…? Selma, Eva, and Kiki went to rehab without first getting behind the wheel and trying to kill people. They went to rehab quietly, without mounting public pressure, and not as part of a public relations strategy to regain public and professional support. Full Story
What happens to a Demon Bitch when the hormones are raging? In Alba’s case, the bitch get bigger! Jessica Alba’s Elle Magazine interview – she called out Zac Efron the other day for being effeminate and it turns the out the new fairy It Boy of Hollywood wasn’t the only recipient of her wrath. Full Story
It’s a pattern with him, non? Joaquin Phoenix – known for submerging so fully into character he actually becomes who he’s playing, always subsequently ends up crushing on his love interests… super hard… and then when it’s over, when he realises in real life they are nothing like their roles, his disappointment quickly becomes disdain. Full Story
Perhaps it’s only the shadow and the light, but the Latin luscious curves of Eva Mendes appear to have dwindled considerably. Another victim of the Hollywood starvation standard…or is it just me? Full Story
Eva Mendes hurts me. Because she is sooooo lovely. Which is why her dressing problem is particularly painful. The wasted potential is painful. That dress is painful. And this bag…this bag is most painful of all. On its own? For lunch at The Ivy? Giv’er. But on a carpet? Dump that shit on a publicist and go hands free! So bland, so underwhelming, so not worthy of Eva Mendes…a knockout who doesn’t stand out. Full Story
Ten years ago, barely into her 20s, Kate Winslet was nominated for an Oscar, starring in the highest grossing movie of all time. Not exactly a low pressure situation. But for all the excuses made on behalf of Lindsay Lohan and the others – that it must be so difficult dealing with fame, that it can’t be easy living under a microscope…somehow, if acting is really what you’re serious about, it is possible to end up normal. Full Story
Titanic was on tv the other day. I watched for a bit and even though I saw it twice 10 years ago, it was like seeing it again for the first time – I think I discarded every scene but the cheesy ones from memory.
Anyway…they both looked SO young. And Titanic Leo was SUCH a Pipsqueak Leo. And his floppy hair was SO Tiger Beat Leo. Full Story
Giddy’up girls.
New stills of Joaquin from We Own the Night co-starring Eva Mendes (I hear it’s pronounced AVA? True?) due out Fall 2007. We Own the Night reunites Joaquin with Mark Wahlberg with whom he worked on The Yards, both films written and directed by James Gray.
Have you seen The Yards? Joaquin plays off type – VERY sexy - but I can’t stomach multiple viewings. Full Story
If Eva Mendes is the Queen of Just Miss, of small flaws that turn a masterpiece into mediocrity, then Rosario Dawson has to be the Queen of Always Miss - for taking her Goddess given slamdunk beauty and never failing at every opportunity to f&ck it all up.
Maybe this haircut is for a movie, maybe it was an artistic sacrifice…I certainly hope so. Full Story
Let me preface by saying I think Eva Mendes is fantastic: I'm thrilled her career is taking off, I'm thrilled she's with Joaquin Phoenix, and I'm even more thrilled his morosity is getting a much needed lift from her Latina loving.
But here's the thing with Eva Mendes - is it just me or does she always just miss? Not a big miss but a little miss, just enough to throw you off, just enough to keep away the superlatives - is it just me?
Have a look…two separate outings this weekend. Full Story
Eva Mendes is gorgeous… but this girl needs a new stylist. And a bra wouldn’t hurt either. Saggy tits are one thing… banana boat tits constitute a whole new level of atrocity altogether. Especially during fashion week.
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It’s been a while, you know? Since she’s stepped onto a carpet without shaming her natural goddess-given gorgessity? The hair might be a little boring and it’s probably a little too safe but hey I’ll take this any time over the highly offensive Victorian ass dress she wore to the Costume Institute Gala last month. Full Story
hey lainey i've noticed you still have an empty spot on your freebie five, so i thought i'd suggest cate blanchett.she's pretty in a kind of plain yet interesting way, she can actually act and she's australian (all good things). what do you reckon?
Dear Eloise:
LOVE Cate. Was disappointed at her yellow Oscar dress last year but love her all the same. Full Story
Jen arrived in NYC for the premiere of Derailed tonight looking lovely, if not a little unmoisturised. You see what too much sun can do to someone??? Still, she deserves praise for not wearing a boring black dress. Sure, it’s a boring cream coloured dress…but average is as average does, right?
Anyway, I hear there was a teensy bit of drama tonight at the event. Full Story
At the premiere of Jarhead. Love her. So beautiful. So classy. So talented. Thankfully, still very married to Sam Mendes. And happily too. For these reasons – and also for her kick ass voluptuous body – Kate Winslet has earned my gossip adoration. Love live Kate. Fuh-evah.
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A couple of years ago, I rather hastily declared that I thought Eva Mendes was going to knock Jennifer Lopez off her big arse Latina throne. Back then she was a fresh face with lots of charisma, talented enough, and super duper HOT. Since then, she's completely tanked. We're talking style here. We're talking knowing what to do with your booty and showing off your best assets. Full Story
Damn-uh! What is goin' on with Kate Winslet? Not that she wasn't attractive before but lately she's just been like full on knock 'em over, shake it baby ... freakin' beautiful! Here she is looking absolutely radiant at yet another screening of Finding Neverland with her equally talented director hubby Sam Mendes. Full Story
