Faith Hill Gossip
So Faith Hill lost her sh*t a few months ago when some skank started grabbin’ at Tim McGraw during a concert. Tim ain’t my thing but I can see why he’d inspire some serious horny especially in his tight jeans. Until now… Tim and Faith showed up arm in arm last night at the BMI Country Awards in Nashville and while she looks alright, he looks far from. Full Story
Check it out – video of Faith Hill tearing some skank ass front row ho a new asshole on Saturday night after the brazen broad groped Tim McGraw on stage. Apparently Faith charged right over and offered the following piece of advice: "Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend. You don't go grabbin' somebody else's -- somebody's husband's balls, you understand me? That's very disrespectful. Full Story
Warning: Shameless self promotion – suffer through it though and you’ll get to the contest. With just over a week’s notice, the girls of The Society pulled off a blast as always and with help from Perrier-Jouet for the champagne and of course the lovely Raymond at the Roots Flagship Store on Bloor for the venue and the discount for all guests. Full Story
About a month ago, Us Weekly published an open letter on their website, expositing their frustration with Victoria’s insistence that her nipples be photographed, begging her to wear a better bra. As you can see, Posh has replied by giving them the finger via her tits – her concrete tits – which arrived in LA at the weekend to seal the deal on the Beckhams’ new Beverly Hills mansion. Full Story
I don’t watch America’s Next Top Model. I have never watched it. Not even 10 minutes. But I do have a shameful guilty pleasure. A brain killer. A mind number. Because I watch The Hills. I love The Hills. Spencer is the Villain of the Year. Lauren grew a spine. And they all have the same smile. Full Story
Under attack everywhere – with Us Weekly calling her a prisoner (and curiously no ensuing lawsuit) and increasing criticism about the Church and its oddball “detoxification” tactics for 9/11 workers, it was time for another PR dinner. And look at him...look at him “presenting” her. Full Story
Another case of a celebrity conveniently erasing her past. Jessica Alba, interview with British OK! magazine, discussing super star behaviour and being on the receiving end of super star treatment, way back before she became famous, referencing her 2 episode experience on Beverly Hills 90210 and hypocritically accusing Brenda et al for their enormous egos. Full Story
That is Naomi Campbell. That is Marc Jacobs. Shopping together at Barneys yesterday in Beverly Hills. She’s fresh from sanitation punishment, he from a new round of rehab. Perfect fashion hag for the perfect fashion fag. Love it. Gerard Butler fans however are likely not loving the new rumours: that their favourite beefcake is hooking up with the crazy bitch who beats other bitches down with her cell phone. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
So the woman who called in to Ryan Seacrest’s radio show to “defend” Heather Mills… do you smell a plant? America owes Heather an apology because Heather can dance?
Please.
More on that later.
But think about it: Heather Mills and Spencer from The Hills – perfect couple, non?
Wednesday – real time blogging, check back often for fresh posts, and Friday Night Lights!!! The 2nd to last episode…maybe ever? Encouraging signs coming from NBC for a renewal, fingers crossed: Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. A very happy birthday to Jennifer P who is turning 31 and expecting a baby…which, as she tells me, means no celebratory glass of red wine tonight. Congratulations and keep me posted – you know what I mean!
Jake this week in Beverly Hills. Slightly (and we’re talking nano-degrees) better in the pants department but still far, far, far from a good hang. Perhaps Reese doesn’t mind his Pants Issue? After all, Ryan has a shitty Pants Issue too. Maybe Reese is down with guys who don’t wear pants well? Source... Full Story
First – the skulls on their own, as mentioned, earlier…all over it. The skulls and an odd looking fur? Not so much. But that’s also not the point. The point is, I could never, ever, ever say the shit she says and not want to throw up while saying them. Same goes for almost anyone else. Full Story
She’s limp…for sure. Maybe not the brightest girl on the block. Definitely needs some more spunk…and I ragged on her hardcore for it on The Aftershow on MTV the other day after The Hills Canadian premiere, especially when she had her ass kicked by one of the most powerful women in her industry and instead of crying about THAT, she continued to pine for Jason. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
While the result wasn’t ideal, there really is nothing better than Superbowl weekend, engrossed in a new book, and snack food on command. The fourth in the Sisterhood Traveling Pants series, didn’t even know it was out. Not my favourite of the lot but teen fiction?
Love, love, love.
Am on the fly today –assigned to report from the “eTalk Confessional Booth” for Canadian Idol. As in interviewing people before and after their auditions. Me interviewing singing contestants at 8am, still under the weather, and my bitch is raging hardcore.
Help.
Check it out on eTalk on Tuesday.
Monday – live blogging, check back often for fresh posts, but no proper sentences today… am rushing, please forgive? Back to normal tomorrow…promise.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. The GMD, Masseur-lovin’ Pilot, the RoboBrides, and the Vampire – Scientology Superbowl, Goddess help us all.
PPS. Don’t forget The Hills Season 2 premiere Monday night on MTV Canada – and I’ll be live on the Aftershow immediately following, dishing on the new sleaze in town. His name is Spencer, makes Jason look like Josh Groban.
PPPS. Dedicated to Sass Jordan…because Paula Abdul only wishes.
So I’m over Laguna Beach. Couldn’t sit through Season 3. And rumour has it that trashy mother actually rented a house for the duration of the taping – passing it off as her own.
Whatever…LB sucks, but The Hills – well, I can’t get enough of The Hills. Have always liked LC, even though she’s kinda limp, over Kristin and although I’ve worn down my enamel over Heidi, she has that trainwreck quality I’m ashamed to say I can’t get enough of. Full Story
Having a private lunch in Beverly Hills, most likely talking business, perhaps another guest spot on Entourage? Perhaps collaborating together for an upcoming feature? Whatever it is, if it ever happened – OFF screen of course – I for one would be all over it, definitely a formula for super hot sex…IF he’s not with his baby momma anymore, that is. Full Story
Maybe it’s just me, maybe it’s because I’ve just consumed my bodyweight in turkey and delicious Polish homecooking, maybe it’s because I long for the days when my ass could dance on command and speak several languages, but one look at this photo, taken just yesterday in Beverly Hills, and it feels like it’s 1990 all over again. Full Story
Slate.com has obtained an unabridged version of the email Lindsay Lohan sent out to 18 people as a war cry to save her career.
They've also taken it a step further by attempting to contact those on the distribution list, including Lindsay's publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick who replied that she had no knowledge of its existence. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
It’s an epidemic y’all…One by one, America’s Sweethearts are all turning into “happy”heads or cold bitches or both. Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon…Faith Hill?
Then again, if you’ve been reading my column and my riddles long enough, you really shouldn’t be surprised, right? See Faith lose her shit here. Terrible form, non?
But, as the Goddess would have it, when one diva explodes, another rises from the dead.
Britney Spears, y’all. Britney is messaging through Dave. More on that later.
Tuesday – continuous blogging throughout the day, check back often for fresh posts, and if you missed anything from Monday, click on “THIS WEEK” to get caught up on new juicy smut you don’t want to overlook.
Tuesday is also Friday Night Lights…thank Goddess. Massive loin quiveration every time I hear that kid say “Lila”. I’m telling you gossips, if you’re not watching, you really should be.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
In case you haven’t heard, Faith lost her shit at the CMA Awards last night. Oh but wait. She now says she was kidding:
“The idea that I would act disrespectful towards a fellow musician is unimaginable to me. For this to become a focus of attention given the talent gathered is utterly ridiculous. Full Story
Divorce has apparently robbed Jude Law of the highbrow, high-end lifestyle so terribly that he has to suffer the indignity of renting and scraping away for a home of his own, having ceded his 4 million pound Primrose Hill residence to Sadie and the children, along with 15 thousand pounds a month in alimony. Full Story
