Fergie Gossip
Rare sighting of Fergie and Josh Duhamel together – seen the other day at Taboo’s wedding in Pasadena. Her body is crazy, non? Encouraging to see that Fergie isn’t That Girl. That Girl who tries to upstage the bride. A perfect choice for someone else’s special day: subdued, appropriate, flattering but not eye-catching. Full Story
It has been too long. Too long since Nelly put out a video. Too long since Nelly frolicked in the shower with a dance floor ho. Too long since Nelly dragged on a joint on a baseball diamond with strippers in go-go boots. I love Nelly. And Nelly is finally back! Here’s Nelly at TRL yesterday promoting his new video with Fergie Ferg. Full Story
Who wouldn’t? Fergie and Josh Duhamel went out for dinner last night in NYC and as she was leaving, Fergie proudly displayed that engagement ring. Lucky bitch. She also showed off a remarkably attractive face. Call me Cruise but …has she been getting better and better looking the last year or so? Or is it like numbing to an eyesore? Can’t decide but either way, Fergie is clearly no longer a Donatella Versace. Full Story
Fergie and Josh leaving Katsu-ya last night after dinner – love the all white on her body, kinda scared about the all greasy wax all over her face. Still… Ferg’s looked worse. And it’s good to see she’s left her Donatella days behind. But it was almost an obligation, non? Because Josh Duhamel is gorgeous. Full Story
Her rep told Us that she’s not knocked up. Ugh. As usual, BumpWatch is so unreliable. Still…some remain convinced that a Baby Pea is definitely en route. Because yummy mummies are always convinced that Bumps don’t lie. Full Story
New photos emerged emerged yesterday of Fergie Ferg and Josh Duhamel leaving a Japanese restaurant with the Ferg showing off what appeared to be a bit of a bump. In combination with the bloatface, many are suspecting that she’s joined every other woman in Hollywood in the 08/08/08 sweepstakes. Full Story
Here we go… my favourite. Baby bump fever! Ugh. INF Daily has the exclusives, Fergie and Josh Duhamel leaving a sushi restaurant last night and there appears to be a bulge. And a bloated face to go with it. Not that that’s a new thing… Needless to say, the pregnancy obsessed are flapping their hands – it’s, like, the most fertile year in the history of… ever! Josh as you can see is getting ready for his post-dinner ciggie. Full Story
I am as shocked as you are. But a few things about Fergie warmed my heart last night. First – she looks great in yellow. And whatever fillers they’re putting in her face these days are working. As you can, the improvement is undeniable, considering I can actually hold down lunch. Word is she curbed the hard life in 2007. Full Story
In all fairness, Fergie has become much more attractive of late compared to what it looked like 2 years ago. But seriously… this cover isn’t much of a reflection of her improved appearance. Does she have photo approval? Because if so, Fergie and her publicist must be blind. Here she is on the new cover of Blender with her mouth wide open and the ugly spilling out. Full Story
Josh Duhamel and Fergie after Movies Rock last night – their first public sighting in months confirming they are indeed still together. He looks hot in pants, non? And her face is much less offensive than it used to be, yes? What photos from Wenn Full Story
At first glance, Fergie actually looks great. Somehow during the last year or so, Fergie has managed to distance herself just a little from Donatella Versace and Tori Spelling. Somehow the ugly went away. This is a good thing. But upon closer inspection… the neck. The face is smooth (and supposedly photoshoppe-free) but the neck belongs to Helen Gurley Brown. Full Story
What’s up with that? Check out Fergie yesterday in NYC seemingly slimmer every time we see her. It’s not alarming...yet…and, unbelievably, she actually does look good. But still, Fergie has always been super fit. At least in the Pea era. Nice athletic body without popping veins, toned muscles, lean all over… I prefer then to now. Full Story
Don’t even mind the teeth anymore. Vanessa Paradis at the Chanel show in Paris today – Karl must have lost his shit as most of the marquee celebrities turned up at Dior but many opted to stay away from his. Some minion must have been on the receiving end of a vicious bitch beating fan today. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Long weekend in Canada which explains the late start.
July 1st – Canada Day and also Diana’s birthday so her boys threw her a huge bash…was better than you thought it’d be, non?
Why the HELL did I start crying at Back For Good? And how did Fergie suddenly get so much better looking?
Monday – blogging live. Check back often.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Am now properly obsessed with Chelsy Davy…you?
Mavi Jeans had one of the most popular booths at the MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday. Fergie, Avril Lavigne, Sum41, Ginuwine, George, Hedley, Billy Talent, AlexisOnFire, and Joss Stone all stopped by for jeans and more. And now, one lucky LaineyGossip.com reader has the opportunity to win the Mavi MMVA Swag Bag – a photo of the contents is attached…which means YOU could win a pair of Mavi Jeans! If you are interested, send an email to inquiries@laineygossip. Full Story
A block party/awards show – the MMVAs in my hometown Toronto last night, a long standing summer staple and they never ever disappoint. Shocker of shockers, Avril was almost tolerable, making it through the event without putting up her middle finger or spitting – can you believe it? And then came the virtuoso acceptance speech for her People’s Choice Award. Full Story
I married a Polish dude, the token non-Pole in the family – yellow skin and black hair standing out among several sets of blue eyes WITH creases and more than seven lashes on the upper AND lower lids. So after 7 years of Polification, I feel well within my rights to mourn for the marital Motherland, to lament the fact that the low classy atrocity known as Fergie has arrived in Poland and is polluting the Poles with her low classy forever fashion, possibly leading them astray. Full Story
Last week I actually complimented her ugly ass. This week, bitch is back to her degenerate ways.
Subtle difference but shall we break it down?
You’re young and stupid, you party, you’re rolling with your crew, you hit a few clubs, you throw back several drinks, and because you’re young and stupid, you don’t eat, which means you get blitzed pretty quickly but you don’t want the night to end, so you hurl, in public, wipe your mouth off, recharge, giv’er some more for the rest of the night. Full Story
Sigh.
A little piece of me has just died knowing that I’m about to write what I’m about to write. But … I think she looks good.
Helps of course that the camera is so far away, far enough away so that the really frightening bits on her face aren’t magnified and still, in the spirit of objectivity, I gotta say the girl is fit. Full Story
Maddox Jolie's follicle protégé - isn't Kingston cute???
Have a look at Gwen and baby out on the weekend, every hair in place and, unlike other mums, very proud to be showing off her boy. As you can see, Gwen is back in fighting form - THANK GODDESS. After all, haven't you had enough of her ghetto clone? The ubiquitous Fergie Ferg?
Gwen is due to drop a new album before the new year titled The Sweet Escape and it is expected to be a dance follow up to L. Full Story
