Gabriel Aubrey Gossip
Than Nicole Kidman, I mean. It’s my new favourite game: who’s older than Nicole Kidman? Because they never look it and they don’t work half as hard. Halle is on that list. Halle’s face still moves. Halle also had a baby this year. But she’s not afraid to keep her curves or rock a little belly bulge. Full Story
Just wrote last week about Jennifer Lopez’s open-mouth pose and how it makes my life. Should that be qualified by saying but maybe not with red lips? JLo was at Macy’s today – what’s with Macy’s lately!? – to launch her new fragrance “Deseo For Men”. You’ll note the dude she uses in the ad with her is not her own husband. Full Story
Now this… this is a reminder we didn’t need. Like saying the sun rises in the east. Or that KFed Jr homewrecked his family with a farking mutt. It’s basic, it’s incontrovertible. Truth never changes. Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey are otherworldly beautiful. Together, they are immortal. Full Story
Hello baby! Meet Nahla Ariela Aubrey, daughter of Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey. Nahla is a rare gem. Because Nahla was not sold to a magazine. Nahla is not for sale. But Halle was evidently tired of the mad rush for pap pictures. Which is why she provided them democratically: several photo agencies were present, with an open shot, thereby removing the “exclusive” factor and greatly reducing the value of the images. Full Story
Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey –a rare sighting together last night on their way to the Stevie Wonder concert at the Hollywood Bowl…like the most pulchritudinous parentals in Hollywood. Seriously…it’s sick, SICK!, the double gorgessity. Wonder what’s in the grocery bag. Full Story
Halle Berry’s first carpet after having baby Nahla – here on Sunday at the Halle Berry Celebrity Golf Classic at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Seriously… more ladies have to take up golf. I need playing partners! Halle apparently caught the golf bug from boyfriend Gabriel Aubrey and loves it so much she started her own tournament although I can’t imagine how she manages to follow through on a swing with those milking tits. Full Story
This is Halle Berry’s baby father Gabriel Aubry arriving at a celebrity golf tournament yesterday. Gabriel is French and speaks with a hot French accent. He is soooo beautiful. He adores her. He wants to be a father. He is a smart, independent business man and model. AND he plays golf. In other words, he is perfect. Full Story
Halle Berry attended the LA premiere of Things We Lost in the Fire last night with her baby father in tow flaunting their ridiculous beauty and perfection…and also taunting my Celebrity Baby Theory? The universe can only handle so much gorgessity concentrated in one famous family. Full Story
