George Clooney Gossip
Sorry to f&ck up your Friday but this smut is too good. Or bad. Or gross. One of George Clooney’s big breaks was a recurring spot on Roseanne from 1988 – 1991. George revealed recently, hopefully joking as usual, that when he first met her, Roseanne was so attracted to him that she wanted to take him right there and then: "I worked on her first series, and when I met her she said, 'You're really good looking, why don't you take me out behind the stage and make me stink. Full Story
It happens all the time – celebrities experience failure and they deny it. They don’t want to discuss it. They talk around the issue, they make up excuses, they blame everyone else for their disappointments. See Tom Cruise on Oprah. How refreshing then that the current King of Hollywood, regardless of his romantic proclivities, is man enough to address it straight up. Full Story
Yesterday was George Clooney’s birthday. He went out for dinner with friends like Ellen Barkin and Karen Duffy and also, of course, Sarah Larson. Not sure if that’s a tear in her dress or a strategically placed little gap. Curiously enough, as mentioned earlier, Cindy Crawford was in town. Full Story
See how she rises? Here’s Sarah Larson yesterday in New York without George Clooney posing with Giorgio Armani as he receives the Couture Council’s Global Fashion Leadership Award. She’s a good looking girl but let’s be honest… on model standards, it’s not like she’s Gisele, or Natalia, or Sasha, or Coco, or Stam. Full Story
Where so many others failed. It’s an undeniable truth: Sarah Larson has secured George Clooney. As secure as George Clooney can be secured. Said it before, will say it again: this girl knows how to play. This girl knows not to over-ask. She knows not to over-reach. She will never expect more than what she was made for – it’s a winning formula more of those tv girls should start following. Full Story
The hysteria around Julia Roberts is definitely not what it once was. And she wants it that way. She took herself away from the spotlight, she tried to atone for homewrecking on Vera, and she birthed her babies on a paparazzi-free plot of land in New Mexico. In the years she was in seclusion, the landscape of Hollywood changed. Full Story
Well that takes the mystery out of it. His cheap taste continues… George Clooney arrived in New York and Sarah Larson was with him. Needless to say, she’ll be at the Costume Institute Gala tonight, presumably dressed by Armani, since Mr Armani is co-hosting along with George and Julia. Presumably. Full Story
Sarah Larson has just signed a new modeling contract – at 28 years old, it’s a rare accomplishment. She strutted down the catwalk the other day in Vegas for a charity fashion show and was asked by reporters about how she met George Clooney, how long they’ve known each other, and what she has planned next. Full Story
When asked in Europe why Sarah Larson didn’t join him on the Leatherheads promotional tour, George Clooney replied that she was “working”. Celebitchy... Full Story
Renee Zellweger with George Clooney in Rome for Leatherheads. As you can see, Renee is posing her SnapFace off… and hard. Hard as in with a lot of effort. Hard as in rigid. Hard as in unnatural. I’ve seen her pose on a few occasions, just a foot or two away. She practically breaks into a sweat. Full Story
Remember what I wrote last week? That for Renee Zellweger, it sucks to be the friend? Well fortunately for Renee, Sarah Larson did not make the trip to London with George Clooney to promote Leatherheads and as a result, Renee is in much better spirits. Full Story
It has long been my assertion that Elle Macpherson is perfect for perfect for George Clooney and they were together last night in London as George continues to promote Leatherheads in Europe. They were not alone unfortunately – George caught up with Matt Damon and a variety of local socialites all came out to pay their respects to the new king of Hollywood. Full Story
George Clooney has it bad. Because whatever Sarah Larson is selling him has gotten him so hot and bothered he’s not only declaring his love publicly, he’s also declaring an enemy of anyone who dares to cross her. George gave an interview to the New Yorker ... Full Story
Dear Gossips,
I wish George Clooney had better taste in women. Renee Zellweger probably wishes it too. It was written all over her face last night at the Leatherheads premiere. Or at least that’s what I’m projecting on to her face last night at the Leatherheads premiere. And while Renee’s SnapFace certainly scares me, Renee and George also kinda make sense.
Here they are in the new issue of UK Marie Claire - first thing that popped into my head when I saw these was:
Quit playing games with my heart…
Sigh. If only George had better taste. If only George was better than that.
Tuesday – am blogging all day. Check back often.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Thanks to Mavi for dressing me on eTalk yesterday and for helping out with our little gossip night in Calgary. Mavi is also dressing Hedley for the Junos so when Jacob whips his pants off, as he’s wont to do, now you know what’s been covering his ass.
PPS. Scarlett Johansson is not being held. Neither is Brittany Murphy.
PPPS. Jessica Simpson is not taking a sick week and the Gossip Girls are all happily at work.
Renee Zellweger’s SnapFace was all lit up last week on promotion for Leatherheads. Stuck on a train with George Clooney for days, without the younger Sarah Larson around, Renee had George all to herself. She seemed to be delighted. They posed together recently for the cover of UK Marie Claire. Full Story
I’m sure you’ve seen these but just in case, click here for some classic Sarah Larson – not exactly a lady, but then again, you’ve known that for a while. She was having fun with some friends, took a few provocative pictures, probably for jokes, and they get interpreted a certain way on the internet. Full Story
They are “travelling” by train to promote Leatherheads – advance word is that it’s very, very good, but that’s no surprise, is it? Oceans 12 notwithstanding, George Clooney usually avoids sh*t. And in that case, he was hanging out with his boys for 3 months. You’d probably be inclined to play in sh*t too if you were playing with Brad Pitt and Matt Damon and Bernie Mac and Casey Affleck et al. Full Story
If you tell me your first instinct when seeing Renee Zellweger isn’t to put a hand to your own face like you’ve been burned… I won’t believe you. Don’t lie. Because it hurts to look at her. It hurts to imagine what she’s done to it. How hard she’s scrubbed it. Full Story
After a report in OK! Magazine that Katie Holmes is working with Giorgio Armani on a clothing line, Us Weekly took it straight to her people who denied OK!’s claims. Are you loving how these two are going bitch to bitch? Still… there is an upcoming Armani/Katie angle. Full Story
Clooney is back in the director’s chair! And Renee Zellweger is squinting beside him! Plus… the hotness of John Krasinski – can you stand it? Leatherheads is due out in theatres on April 4th. Ohhhh… 04/04. Terrible numbers. Maybe you can help George out? He wants a box office smash. Full Story
