Geri Halliwell Gossip
Geri Halliwell, 36, graces the cover of the new Hello in a bikini, conceding that she’s struggled with her weight in the past and, in an attempt to align with the sisterhood, admitted to being self conscious about being seen in a bikini. At first, it does indeed sound like she’s one of us…'I did strive to have my most perfect body and, in moments when I lack confidence, that voice is always there waiting to tell me, "You are not good enough, do better," but I'm more conscious of it. Full Story
It will be Cruz Beckham who inherits his parents’ love of the spotlight! But of course it will be Cruz. Cruz after all was conceived as an answer to the public infidelity – a message to the world: We Are the Beckhams. We Will Survive. As such, thick skin and attention seeking was programmed into Cruz’s DNA, the first inklings of which were presented to an audience of thousands at Madison Square Garden last night. Full Story
The Spices turned up on the runway at Roberto Cavalli’s mens’ show – as you can see, aside from Posh, Cavalli is clearly designing for Russian mail order eurotrash and Jessica Simpson these days. But Victoria looks fierce, doesn’t she? From the neck down, that is. The pantsuit is killer. Full Story
The other night in London – the Spice Girls were joined onstage by their children, with the exception of Ginger’s Bluebell who may be still recovering from chicken pox, all the baby Spices made an appearance including all three Beckham boys wearing t-shirts with POSH emblazoned across the front. Full Story
Giving You Everything is the Spice Girls one hour documentary airing next week narrated by the girls themselves over the course of the last few months leading up to their reunion tour with exclusive backstage access and archival footage. You’d think it would be typical campy snap and pop. But surprisingly, the Spices were willing to dig deep, discussing eating disorders, catfights, and more. Full Story
Spice Girls were at Heathrow today to open Virgin Atlantic’s new terminal at the airport. Poor Baby Emma has been hobbled after tripping on stage during the concert the other night. The girls’ multi-date run in London begins in a few which means they’ll be spending Christmas back in England. Full Story
I interviewed the Spice Girls for eTalk and MTV UK during the press conference yesterday before their performance in Vancouver. Check it out on etalk.ctv.ca tonight! We have exclusive quivering footage! And while nothing will ever top sitting in the Great Hall at Hogwarts... Full Story
It was a girly gay paradise. I asked my husband if he wanted to come along… he cleverly declined. And it was the right decision. Because we were screaming and dancing and singing in the aisles and it was not a night for the “dude” but one for Girl Power…even the bitchiest sceptics will turn off the snark, just for 2 hours, and buy what they’re selling. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Held up in studio for one afternoon and all of a sudden the GMD turns into Alfred Hitchcock… WTF???
Spice Girls hit Vancouver to kick off the reunion tour Sunday. Screen caps attached of the ladies appearing on GMTV with footage from rehearsals. You will note that Victoria’s concrete tits are NOT heaving over her corseted dress, in sharp contrast to every other occasion we’ve seen her during the last 2 years. Word is Cavalli could not make it work so that she could jump and sing and dance without having them pop out so she had them removed for tour and will tuck ‘em back in as soon as the gig is over. Do you love it?
There are also rumblings she is pregnant with LaLa Beckham. I wouldn’t bet your boob job on that one.
Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Cheap & Crafty is not Catherine Zeta-Jones.
PPS. Happy 24th Birthday Mary Helen! Chin up - it WILL turn around!
PPPS. To Carole on her 63rd from her daughter Heather - big hug, thanks for the smutty support!
Last night perfectly illustrated why I love Victoria Beckham. From her newly Botoxed waxy face to her less than enthusiastic golf claps to her valiant struggles to hold in her smiles, especially pronounced since everyone around her was beaming from excitement, Posh Spice understands there is an element of the ridiculous about her that is the essence of her brand. Full Story
Two songs, two outfits, and of course a change of clothes for the carpet – it’s not about the music, but it’s all about the Spice. So f*ck the British critics this morning who are calling it a disappointment. Since when were vocals part of the comeback criteria? Feast your eyes rather on the military themed ensembles for Stop and the custom Cavallis for Headlines (Friendship Never Ends), their new bland song that requires only posing and puckering, and also note what the girls chose for the press line before beginning the show. Full Story
The Spice Girls reunion tour is only 6 weeks ago, with kick off scheduled in Vancouver on December 2nd. As a warm up, the Spices will be performing at the Victoria Secret fashion show on November 14th that will air on December 4th which means the girls have less than a month to go to get their asses in gear. Full Story
She had a baby and she got YOUNGER.
Check out Geri yesterday looking fresh and cute and soooo pretty and fit. As for the Spice Reunion? Apparently all the girls have agreed to one but have not decided when. It has to be a huge splash, it has to have a charitable component, and it has to be after they all have their babies and get skinny again…which likely means at the very, very, very least six months. Full Story
And this is why I love Victoria Beckham. Because few bitches are as amusingly absurd at times and genuinely endearing at others.
Genuinely endearing examples include Victoria on video - see the Ali G appearance from 2002 and the Beckhams’ World Cup Party this year via YouTube for reference – and Victoria on the rare occasion when she’s smiling…it’s adorable. Full Story
SOOO cute! Geri Halliwell with her daughter BlueBell Madonna – for the record, I adore the name BlueBell – bundled up for chilly temperatures. They look great, non? Especially Geri. In fact, since Blue, Geri has never looked better.
Check her out earlier this week at a premiere in London – radiant, fit, healthy, and accompanied by Kenny Goss, George Michael’s longtime lover…
Faghag for life, right?
Love, love, love. Full Story
Some spices have babies and turn into stone: skeletal bones, hardened breasts, engorged lips all teetering on two pin thin legs and even thinner heels.
Other spices have babies and turn in to Eddie Murphy-dating trannies.
And then there are the spices who have babies and are much better for it. Full Story
So she just had a baby like 3 weeks ago. Now take a look at the before and after. Would it surprise you if I told you she had a c-section?
I know we've been through this and it's by no means an original topic of conversation, but I've received so many emails recently from disbelieving readers slamming me for even suggesting that any woman would VOLUNTARILY submit herself to major surgery for the sake of convenience so I wanted to revisit the subject just to illustrate how suspiciously often c-sections occur in showbiz. Full Story
Geri Halliwell is very pregnant and she is very lovely. At her baby shower the other day, looking ravishing - the best I've ever seen her. The father is some dude named Sachi Gervasi, a former Bush band member turned screenwriter and they broke up early on in the pregnancy only to reconcile around the holidays and I can't be bothered to find out if they're still together because, really, when it comes down to it, do you really give a sh*t who the father is and whether or not they're getting married??? Didn't think so. Full Story
I know she's been a GTB subject before but honestly, I just cannot get over the sheer enormity of her tits! See attached of Geri and her 3 heads performing at some charity event over the weekend. Holy Mother of killer breasts! This is just WRONG! Full Story
Voluptuous Geri
I realise that I forgot to attach an updated Geri Halliwell photo after revealing her breasts. See photo of the current voluptuous Geri taken last week.
