Gorgessity Articles
If it’s a weave it’s a pretty good one. And it’s also the longest Cameron Diaz has worn her hair in a while. Looks amazing! This is Cam leaving the gym yesterday – happy, healthy, and still super hot with Paul Sculfor, Jennifer Aniston’s old waterboy, who has made it past the 2 week mark. Full Story
Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey –a rare sighting together last night on their way to the Stevie Wonder concert at the Hollywood Bowl…like the most pulchritudinous parentals in Hollywood. Seriously…it’s sick, SICK!, the double gorgessity. Wonder what’s in the grocery bag. Full Story
Please. On anyone else this striped little jumpsuit is a disastrous frump. Can you imagine Jessica Simpson? But it’s Rihanna. Rihanna can wear almost anything. She was shopping in Hollywood yesterday on what constitutes for her a casual day. Or even a bloated day. This is what a bloat day for Rihanna looks like. Full Story
Beyonce is SO beautiful. SOOOO beautiful. The problem with Beyonce is that her style sense comes out of her ass. And her mother’s head. Which is why when she’s on a carpet, she more often than not looks budget tacky stupid. But check out B at the airport in London yesterday on her way to Cork for Jay-Z’s performance. Full Story
The incomparable Alicia Keys last night at BET – she changed for the performance and the press room. Not really feeling the shells all over her breasts…I prefer her in pink. You? Am also jealous of her small bubbies. Look like how cleanly both dresses sit across her chest. Especially the short little cocktail. Full Story
I was in London last year blowing my wad on a ten dollar bottle of water and someone told me Moscow is actually ranked the city most expensive to live in. Even more than London? Yes. So no wonder - Hollywood is going where the money is. Here are Will Smith and Charlize Theron at the Russian premiere of Hancock today, smarter than Mischa Barton will ever be. Full Story
Minnie Driver today on the NY set of Motherhood starring Uma Thurman – lovely makeup, hair beautifully blown out… she’s never looked prettier. Will always think of her fondly from Good Will Hunting. It’s one of those movies I always watch if I come across it on tv on a Sunday. Full Story
And total f&cking GORGESSITY!!! Please. Who could ever, ever compare to this? Vanity Fair has just posted their new cover and the article and accompanying photo shoot video is coming Monday. For her I would. I would let her hickey me all over. Full Story
I wish I had more bad things to say about Nicole Richie. In fact I wish I had many bad things to say about Nicole Richie. Because I like her so much. I like her style. I like everything she wears. I like her face. I like her hair. I like what she's done with herself. I like that she likes Joel Madden. Full Story
My Gwynnie probably isn’t too happy with her friend Mario Batali today. She and Mario teamed up to shoot a PBS doc about eating across Spain and Mario revealed that while Gwyneth Paltrow does eat (a lot!) she also works out 3 hours a day ... Full Story
Because it’s so hard to get any good gossip on her… My sources tell me exclusively that Rachel McAdams was in Vancouver briefly last week to shoot a cameo for a very low profile Canadian tv show called The Guard, which is another reason to love her: that she takes time to support Canadian projects that are grossly underfunded. Full Story
I loved Maria Full of Grace. Have you seen it? Catalina Sandino Moreno was nominated for an Oscar for that role. And deservedly so. I wish I had a name like Catalina Sandino Moreno. I wish I looked like Catalina Sandino Moreno. There’s a great story about her on a red carpet. Donovan was shooting it and when the tapes came back, there was like a full on 5 minutes of b-roll just of Catalina Sandino Moreno standing there posing. Full Story
My husband as you know has been photo editing for my gimpy arm. I have also lost all internet connection so we're blogging from the blackberry. As such, he has been scouring photos for me while I write. Suddenly he's all about the smut. What was a man who couldn't give a shit about the gossip has now become a bonafide Brad Angelina stalker. Full Story
But who else? Laura was standing 5 feet from my Gwyneth today at her Two Lovers photo call and I couldn’t believe it when she actually offered up some positive remarks. Laura is the toughest critic and not Gwyneth Paltrow’s biggest fan. She’s also been crusty because her blackberry has been f*cked. Full Story
The presser today for The Changeling had a decidedly different feel than the one for Kung Fu Panda. I guess you could call it the Clint Eastwood effect. Less embarrassing questions about how she Angelina was “feeling” lest Clint get annoyed. He was not having any of that today although they did try. Full Story
Can’t believe she gave birth 5 weeks ago. Crazy talk. She was wearing a satin grey jumper with Balenciaga heels. Pink lips, little foundation, the most stunning creature you’ve ever seen. I told her I couldn’t believe she just had a baby 5 weeks ago. Then she grabbed her breasts and said “well these weren’t here before!” and threw back her head and laughed like the Queen. Full Story
A live Angelina Jolie experience is like no other. Not only because she herself is such a force but also because of what happens to the people who happen to be moved by her force. We sat there in the Kung Fu Panda presser laughing our asses off at grown men launching themselves into peril for a glimpse of the Jolie. Full Story
Cate Blanchett attended the opening gala at Cannes for Blindness last night. This is not a forgiving colour. Not a colour for a woman four weeks after giving birth who might have some insecurities. Clearly, Cate Blanchett is not that woman. Of course she isn’t. Cate is here for Indiana Jones. Full Story
Natalie Portman last night at the gala. You think she’s beautiful in pictures? Well in person it’s even more. It’s not just the face – the dress of course was perfection – but it’s Natalie as a package. The way she moves, the way she walks, the way she holds herself… She is little, delicate, so graceful, an effortless mix of vulnerable but strong, and confident – confidence that comes from growth and experience rather than privilege … unlike my Gwyneth, for example. Full Story
Jennifer Lopez had her ass handed to her by Charlize Theron at the Dior Cruise Collection private event last night. Charlize of course is paid by Dior J’Adore and as you can see, it’s been a smart investment. The woman is flawless. An insufferable bitch, yes, but flawless nonetheless. Also attached – Charlize on the cover of the new issue of W gearing up for a whirlwind promotional tour for Hancock with Will Smith. Full Story
