Haylie Duff Gossip
For a photo shoot? I totally get it. But real life at the beach? Call me Cruise - I’m thinkin’ overkill on the accessories, non? The same earrings on both sisters, the double fisted bangles…several inches of them… Maybe it’s just me. But Hilary Duff does indeed have a great body. Full Story
Am a fickle gossip. Which is why last year, Hilary Duff was deemed an anorexic with horse teeth. Now however, in light of the skanky scandals created by her peers, and the savvy way she’s been able to avoid them and, embarrassingly enough… that song. Be honest. Can you get this out of your head? Can you??? If you’ve ever watched Laguna Beach, you absolutely can’t… Dan Levy ... Full Story
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Damn girl. Pull. It. Together.
I can’t... I don’t… there are no words.
Because while Drew and Kylie and Mischa and Sophia Bush, while all of these ladies are bringing Sexy to Single, Hilary Duff seems to be suffering from a serious Nicole Richie kick in the ass. Full Story
Love it. Whatever it is that they have, however dirty, however f*cked, in spite of the fact that he seems to be attracted to 12 year old androgens, something about Nicole Richie and Joel Madden makes sense.
First clear photos of their new togetherness in Vegas, she looking pretty and happy and a smidge further away from death than she has in the past, he looking much more relaxed than he ever did with the nauseating not to mention artificially wholesome Hilary Duff - just because you don’t get pulled over on the freeway, doesn’t mean you don’t “blow happy”…you get my drift?
As for Nicole … the silver dress might be kinda cheap but it’s also rather flattering, non? And is it just me or is her back surprisingly less boney than you’d think?
Quick observation though - you know I can’t resist a conspiracy theory. Full Story
Thank Goddess. Canadian gossip that doesn’t involve Ryan Phillippe or cheating or homewrecking skanks at Yaletown Cactus Club. By the way – quick update: one of those skanks is rumoured to be negotiating a deal in the $50K range with a tabloid to sell her story. Classy, non?
Anyway, about Hilary - she’s in Vancouver to visit Haylie, they spent Saturday up at Whistler, and my sources tell me exclusively that Haylie tried to offer her sister a bit of a diversion from her break up with Joel Maddon. Full Story
Hilary Duff at the airport in LA looking rather glum following her recent split from Joel Madden who, as you know, has since taken up with Nicole Richie.
So here’s the thing:
Before Joel, Hilary was a normal sized girl. Young and fresh and cute and HEALTHY. Enter Joel, enter rapid, rapid, rapid weight loss to go along with gargantuan sized new teeth – a pretty frightening transformation that should have elicited more alarm than it did at the time. Full Story
On a sofa, perhaps. Window dressing? Sure, depending on your taste. Even a bed spread works.
But on a body, at a gala, worn by Hilary Duff? This dress is total f&cking ass.
And the way she wore it is even assier.
Here’s Hilary looking like shit at the Carousel of Hope Ball on Saturday night, hair coloured jet for a movie, though the same excuse can’t be used for the eye makeup – MUCH too dark for someone who clearly can’t rock goth and, just like the others, looks like she's barely surviving. Full Story
Dear gossips,
I just spent the night with Denzel Washington AND Clive Owen. Does it get any better? Inside Man is all about eye candy and even Jodie Foster manages to look pretty horny. I was highly entertained.
So anyway, despite what you may have heard, IT has not arrived…yet. And while Little Sci is definitely on his way, he did not pop out today in Toledo, Ohio. In fact, as of press time, he is still safely ensconced in his mother’s womb, practicing his maniacal cackle, already the prodigal son to his preposterously freakish father. More on that later.
But first – a HUGE smutty welcome to all new visitors from Toronto’s Flow 93.5 who heard me on the radio today at 4:30pm. It’s my regular time slot – every Wednesday - dishing the dirt with the very suave, very charismatic Devo Brown. If you’re not in the area, you can always hit the Flow site and listen live.
In today’s issue: celebrating Mariah, TomKat at Yahoo, an Asian comparison, a Duff comparison, Demi’s bag, and a low key Angelina in Paris.
From JJB of the two during LA Fashion Week. Now I'm not one to talk about noses since mine is so hawkish it's about to fly away but I just can't help myself. Haylie Duff's beak is quite possibly the longest thing I have ever seen. And you have to wonder - if the younger one was open to starvation and veneers and happy habits and a little nip tuck here and there, what's stopping the older one from shaving down that honker? And is it just me or does her schnoz have strangely hypnotic powers? Like that guy with the mole in Austin Powers - I can't take my eyes off the f&ckin' thing. Full Story
So here's the question. Did Kelly Osbourne seek the advice of the Hollywood Diet Doctors? Or is she losing weight the healthy way? Would you believe that she's actually NOT starving? Yes, gossips. I found it hard to swallow as well. But that's the report from people I talked to this weekend who saw her in LA. Full Story
Listen up smutters because you’re not going to hear about this anywhere else. Ph.D. in gossip, remember? And for those who love to naysay – jump up my ass. 2006 is a brand new year, and I’m tired of having to hold your amateur hands while you acquaint yourselves to the real machinations of the bullsh*t that is Hollywood and its revolving door of celebrity image makers. Full Story
Check out this photo from JJB. So, like, I’m totally, like, positive that Hil isn’t literally on crack but I mean…doesn’t this scream Whitney Houston??? Again, gossips. Where are the friends??? Where is her mother? You know what my brutally cutting mother would say about this? She’d tell me I looked like a monkey. Full Story
Denim leggings accessorised by a flea market dress? These little starlets can 'trendset' all they want but the only time you'll catch me imitating this look is if Wentworth Miller promises to rip it off my quivering body. And since everyone's now convinced he's gay - thanks to Perez - that probably won't be happening any time soon. Full Story
From one young disaster to another – Hilary Duff turned 18 yesterday and someone threw a big party for her but no one showed up except her sister and her boyfriend and his brother which doesn’t count and is kinda icky if you think about it, but whatever. Surprisingly, minus the sharp protruding bones coming out of her back, Hil actually looks OK. Full Story
See Rene at last night’s premiere of Two for the Money costarring Al Pacino and Matthew McConnaughey. This woman is 53 and she looks fantastic. Wait. Let me say that again. She is 53 y’all. FIFTY THREE years old!! And she looks absolutely amazing! Sure, she may have had a nip and a tuck here and there. Full Story
In true Hollywood fashion, the angel with the voice from heaven grew up and become a whore. I’m sure you’ve seen these, and if you haven’t … enjoy. Remember, this girl is all of 19. Oh – and this is her 3rd live-in boyfriend. And apparently he enjoys ass fondling her in plain view on the beach. But I digress. Full Story
Apparently she spent a lot of time in the bathroom. She also had a minor meltdown over the fact that so many people were excited to see Hilary Duff’s skin and bones. And it didn’t help the next morning when everyone said Gwen looked better in animal than she did. I’m also told that when she was leaving Miami, she was overheard saying to her friends that she looked forward to seeing the Duff girl back in LA, “Come to my town bitch and we’ll see what’ s up. Full Story
Oh dear. The situation has now gone from dire to holy f&cking sh*t, get the girl some help! This is not the body of a healthy 18 year old girl. This, in fact, is the body of a gangly, awkward 12 year old boy. Flat chest, no hips, large head, and all teeth. And while we’re at it…what’s with the orange overkill and the bizarre haircolour? It looks like the shade of my mother’s old sofa. Full Story
Is it just me or is Hilary Duff beginning to resemble Alyssa Milano? Those teeth! That hair! The substance-enhanced eating disorder! Take a look at Hilary at TRL. All this in 3 months. You see the great power of the powder???
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It looks like the skeletonation of young Hilary Duff is complete. Just six months after archrival Lindsay Lohan's rapidly shrinking body made national headlines, Hilary seems well on her way to the same fate. Here she is, all teeth and no meat, the co-host of the show, joining the rest of her teen counterparts in stick insect heaven, and looking like she's 35 in the process. Full Story
