Heather Locklear Gossip
Mischa Barton stupidly passed on a role on Gossip Girl – good news for the show, sad sack news for her career. Because it’s Mischa Barton. And at this point, for Mischa Barton, does it get any better than Gossip Girl??? Apparently she wants to focus on film. Another tv girl trying to make it in movies. Full Story
First of all – have you seen these?
Check out Pam in a tight blue dress, photos taken Wednesday, AFTER the miscarriage that took place a few days before, a pregnancy that was in its very early stages, no more than 8 weeks.
Not that I’m a baby expert, given my aversion to having any, like, ever but still…Is it just me or does that look more than 8 weeks to you? Just asking…
As for her relationship with Kid, who arrived in Vancouver late last week to be with his wife at the weekend, interesting rumours from on set sources: Denise Richards was allegedly overheard on her cell, gossiping with her mother, telling her mother that Pam was pretty unhappy with her husband. Full Story
So even though local cops decided not to charge her for injuring 2 elderly ladies with a laptop, Denise Richards had to be rushed out of my country anyway.
Saturday night, midnight was the deadline, she departed Vancouver on a 7pm flight because – and this is good! – sources off the set of Blonde & Blonder tell me that, unimpressed with her behaviour at the River Rock Casino, the Canadian government decided to send her packing by YANKING HER VISA. Full Story
The Belle from Hell is not Heather Locklear. Belle has a better marital record, is just a smee younger, and hasn't been stabbed in the back by someone who used to be her confidante.
Sorry about the typos. Am battling a raging cold and a little delirious because I swear to Goddess my fever just broke after downing a can of TaB energy...Is that even possible? Why did it take so f&cking long to come to Canada anyway???
Fresh column soon. Til then, I am yours in gossip,
Lainey
I'm telling you. Heather Locklear might be BLAB (B list at Best) but Denise Richards is scraping D - on a good day. And in the battle of public opinion, that bitch doesn't stand a chance. Here's Heather at the Michael Douglas golf tournament this weekend, chumming it up with Zeta's grizzly geriatric. Full Story
I'll be on eTalk Monday night for my regular weekly hit dishing exclusive on Kiki Dunst and Heather Locklear. Also - don't forget to check me out on The Beat 94.5 with Barbara Beam at 3:30 p.m. PST.
Fresh column Monday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip,
Lainey
Hands down. Heather Locklear wins the award for worst footwear and scariest plastic husband at last night's AMA's. Jayzus! What the hell happened to Richie Sambora's face??? Is he turning in to that fashion freak Steven Cojocaru??? Full Story
I am delighted when I see 40-year plus breasts on display in Hollywood. Luckily for me...they were in abundance tonight. It's certainly expected from the likes of Heather Locklear and Sharon Stone. But from goody twoshoes Mary Steenburgen??? Yowza! Here she is, in flowing white, showing off her mature but magnificent ladies…and proudly signalling to the world that you can still be a (relatively) natural sexpot at the ripe old age of 51. Full Story
Just what we all needed. Up close and personal information about Tommy Lee's sex life - and preferences. The latest in a long line of celebrities writing books - or having books written for them...and proving, once again, that everyone and their freakin' limo driver can get a book deal, except me of course. Full Story