Heidi Klum Gossip
It’s Hayden Panettiere at the Madonna concert last night with red lips, heels, all black and a plunging neckline. She’s 18! At a concert! Heidi Klum wore jeans, Kate Moss was casual, so was Lucy Liu, especially Isla Fisher…but Hayden had to be Hayden. Like a 40 years old. Only time she dresses her age is when other people do it for her on her tv show. Full Story
If you’re Heidi Klum, after squeezing 15 children out of that tiny body, and having it bounce back so enviously quickly, would you dress like half of Mary Poppins? This is what she wore during arrivals. She changed more times than she’s had babies but still… the dress she chose when she’d be most photographed was an Armani. Full Story
How ‘bout it moms? Is this what you wear to celebrate your son’s 6th birthday? It was Romeo Beckham’s day yesterday so his mom organised a party with all her famous friends at Universal Studios Hard Rock Cafe. While he and his brother dressed up as superheros, as usual, Victoria’s bones were balanced atop her ubiquitous stilettos in a short tangerine jumper that matched her skin. Full Story
It’s all relative, of course. Heidi Klum’s worst is everyone else’s impossible best. But last night at the Peabody Awards was an example of how a beautiful woman can age herself horribly. And it was far from Heidi’s best. Not really sure what is it but she looks like there’d be vodka coursing through her veins and a raspy cigarette voice coming out of her mouth. Full Story
If you’re Posh, that is. Brooklyn turned 9 yesterday but dad was stuck overseas on a football tour so mom handled the party planning duties and threw a bash for 30 kids at Pink Taco, complete of course with kiddie swag bags – blue sport sacks filled with toys. Of course Victoria dressed for the occasion – appropriately. Full Story
Don’t really care for her personality and not particularly down with the hype about her gorgessity but when it comes to wearing a dress and doing it justice… Heidi Klum is the sh*t. I almost missed a cue on live tv last night because of this dress. First of all, she’s tall. Like legitimately tall. Full Story
I am by no means a bra burning feminist but after seeing this from Heidi Klum, you might as well take away our right to vote. Watch Heidi in a new ad clip for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show airing on December 4th playing with her tits. Literally. Or maybe it’s just me. Maybe this is actually pretty cute. Full Story
Britney a mentor on mothering? Seriously, Heidi Klum needs better role models. Heidi was on Ellen today promoting the new season of Project Runway and dishing on babies and diapers. Said she chatted with Chicken Fried Stupid at her Halloween bash and learned from her how to properly use diapers. Apparently Heidi had no idea that the sticky tape on the side is used to fasten the folds to the middle flap. Full Story
Heidi Klum went all out. And without much skin. I LOVE. Here’s Heidi at her annual Halloween party dressed as a cat. Just one small thing – not to sound pervy – but …um… well since she had to have had it made specifically for her, was the soul patch between the legs an absolute necessity? Is it just me? Photos from Splash... Full Story
A total goddess. Regal upsweep – love it. And even more I love how she positively glows, I love how this woman just keeps pushin’ ‘em out without cuttin’ ‘em out – good ol’ Eastern European genes, like my Polish in-laws, built for babies and bouncing back after babies. Take my sister-in-law: 20 minutes of pushing, FOR ALL THREE OF THEM, a little laughing gas, nothing else, and a month later, she was back in top form, just like Heidi …which makes her entire package all the more impressive, non? Full Story
Spectacular. Everything is spectacular. The colour, the breasts, her hair, her skin - total slamdunk gorgessity. But a small issue perhaps only for someone like me who has been brainwashed by my mother's fengshui blackmail and near obsessive superstition. As much as I like this dress, I probably would never wear it. Full Story
Let’s recap for the benefit of those like my best friend Erin who reads my column religiously but who still has major gossip knowledge gaps, especially when it comes to barely A list supermodels/rock stars. Heidi Klum briefly dated an Italian billionaire named Flavio Briattore. They broke up shortly after she got pregnant and said he didn’t want to have anything to do with the kid. Full Story
Given that Heidi looked so glorious when she was pregnant, it makes her horrible senior citizen muumuu dress tonight that much more tragic. I don’t give a sh*t if they call this Dior. It belongs in a retirement home. Period. Full Story
