Hilary Swank Gossip
Presenting Hilary Swank, here at the Golden Camera Awards in Germany. Like Sarah Jessica Parker, Hilary with her equine dental work is starting to resemble Helen Gurley Brown, the original Fun! Fearless! Female! Blech. Blecher still is the fact that this bitch has not one but TWO Oscars… the second one thanks in large part to Clint Eastwood’s tireless campaigning. Full Story
New issue of W Magazine on stands Christmas day with Hilary Swank on the cover looking super hermy. Has always looked hermy. But hermy is always worse when the opposite is being attempted. Somewhere somehow somebody thought this sh*t would be sexy. Maybe for Tom Cruise. In the article, Hilary – who backstabbed her ex husband Chad Lowe by outing his addiction – confirms that she’s in love with her former agent, some dude called John and. Full Story
Don’t we love her? Julianne Moore? The underrated, underappreciated Julianne Moore? I tell you – I still think she was ripped off for Far From Heaven. And as that hot piece of gay ass Nelson Branco once told me – if you switch the roles, if you switched Charlize in Monster with Julianne in Heaven, Julianne could 100% have pulled off the Monster, but Charlize could never, ever, ever have pulled off the housewife. Full Story
A small movie, uncomfortable perhaps at times, for which Peter O’Toole received yet another Oscar nomination losing out eventually to Forest Whitaker. He doesn't have one and Hilary Swank has two??? WTF??? Sorry, I digress. About Venus. He lost the Oscar and yet, in spite of what the MiniVan Majority might call the “icky moments”, which really aren’t that icky anyway, I adored this movie. Full Story
Cate Blanchett has an Oscar but not a Best Actress Oscar. But Hilary Swank has TWO??? Bitch… please. Let there be justice then. And if the trailer for the Golden Age is any indication, 2008 will be another year for the Queen. She is magnificent, non? Click here for the trailer, watch her kick some ass. Full Story
I cannot tell you how f&cking brilliant this movie is. The kind of movie that stays with you and bothers you for days. I LOVED Little Children. I loved Kate Winslet in Little Children. She is complicated and conflicted and not all that likeable but very likeable and believable and … there are no words. Full Story
And I love them all! My Gwyneth, Kate Hudson, Liv Tyler, an adorably pregnant Naomi Watts, and of course Julianne Moore. Julianne Moore who does NOT have an Oscar and the equine Hilary Swank has two? WTF??? On a tangent for a sec: was having a discussion with a deliciously hunky homo called Nelson a few weeks back and we were lamenting Julianne’s Oscar-free bookcase, both of us agreeing that Charlize Theron’s Monster was nothing next to Julianne’s Far From Heaven because, as Nelson asserted, if you switch the two, if Julianne played Monster, she’d have been just as outstanding…but could Charlize have played a 50s housewife married to a ‘Mo? With such subtlety and precision? Hell. Full Story
From last week but overlooked – Charlize Theron upstaging Hilary Swank at the premiere of The Reaping. Legs that run forever, total gorgessity, especially those shoes. Must have those shoes. But although she’s head to toe perfection, that finger is freakin’ me out! Is it just me or is that finger unnaturally long??? Maybe it’s just me. Full Story
So I’m over Laguna Beach. Couldn’t sit through Season 3. And rumour has it that trashy mother actually rented a house for the duration of the taping – passing it off as her own.
Whatever…LB sucks, but The Hills – well, I can’t get enough of The Hills. Have always liked LC, even though she’s kinda limp, over Kristin and although I’ve worn down my enamel over Heidi, she has that trainwreck quality I’m ashamed to say I can’t get enough of. Full Story
Johnny Depp reunited with his band The Kids in Florida for a memorial performance at the weekend – select photos attached. As you can see, Johnny removes his shirt at one point, exposing those famous tattoos while rockin’ out on guitar/bass/whatever instrument of choice.
Sigh.
43 years old and he still looks edgy and cool and sexy but not cheesy, not a loser trying to hang on to the last vestiges of youth, not a limp lad with three whiskers trying to act a man. Full Story
The perils of imbalance – and the consequences can be disastrous. But first, the cute news. She and Josh, while declining to be photographed together, are more in love than ever. Wistful glances from him to her on the carpet and sugar sweetness inside the ballroom. Not as adorably saccharine as McGosling but absolutely irresistible nonetheless. Full Story
Premiere of Freedom Writers, Hilary Swank in a gorgeous black dress, showing off her beautiful back, and a new not attractive fringe to go along with her could-be-cute-but-not-anymore-because-she-sold-out-her-ex husband’s-addiction-for-no-reason-whatsoever beaver bucks.
How did Hilary Swank become a 2 time Oscar winner? I don’t get it. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Wednesdays are now Tuesdays…my favourite show has moved to a new timeslot and if you’re still not a believer, I’m telling you – FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS, absolutely the best show on television.
So.
Is Cameron Diaz Pip-free? More on that below. BUT…she’s JUST been tapped to present at the Globes on January 15. And HE is also presenting that night. Not that that means anything but still…if they are over, it will make for an awkward ride – CAN’T WAIT!
Also just announced as presenters: Jake G and Hilary Swank. As I said yesterday, it’s shaping up to be a pretty stellar year.
Thursday, live blogging, check back often for new posts, check archives under THIS WEEK for late posts from yesterday you may have missed.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. If you are not Canadian, I apologise for being obnoxious but in Canada, at this time of year, it’s a game we love and a game we f*ckin’ OWN…
GO JUNIORS!
Speaking of Vanity Fair, the London Sun is reporting that Britney will follow in the illustrious ex-wife footsteps of Jennifer Aniston and Hilary Swank and give her first post-Fed interview to Vanity Fair. If true, judging by her predecessors and considering that disaster usually strikes whenever Britney attempts to speak unassisted, the resulting article will likely be a public relations nightmare. Full Story
Italian Vanity Fair – total hot sex, total gorgessity, even if she may have been retouched just a smidge, how can you not fall to your knees and worship Kate Winslet?
Love.Her.
Don’t understand why she has NO Oscars and that backstabbing little bitch Hilary Swank has TWO.
Kate’s not petty nor is she bitter…but since I’m both, in addition to being first class bitch, I’ll rage in her stead. Full Story
Julianne Moore was on The View the other day. Jeans tucked into high boots, a purple sweater, fresh blow out, fresh skin – she looked frickin’ gorgeous, way better than she did last night. Not that she looks bad or anything - not possible when it comes to Julianne - but still… the hair was kinda wonky and for some reason, she decided to dress for 55. Full Story
An early contender for best actress, momentum has worn off for Kate Winslet not for lack of critical acclaim but in the absence of a huge high profile push a la Harvey Weinstein for Sienna Miller – more on that later.
Still, by all accounts, Kate’s performance in Little Children is on par with her previous brilliance and as always, she has been a total class act… if there is a list of those who deserve one more than Hilary Swank deserving TWO, Kate Winslet has to be included. Full Story
Love.Her.
Consider this: Hilary Swank, that deceitful little bitch, has 2 Oscars. Kate Winslet, the beautiful, the talented, the incomparable Kate Winslet, has none.
WTF???
The good news is Little Children should earn her another nomination in what promises to be a tough year and while I would not be sad to see Annette Bening finally acknowledged, I’d also love to see at Kate vs Cate battle. Full Story
One of my favourites - also attended the Night of Stars Event last night.
Hilary Swank and her horse chompers has 2 Oscars and Julianne has none – it’s a huge Hollywood injustice, non?
Hilary Swank?
Please.
Julianne on the other hand – please, please more. Even when she’s wearing stripper shoes, even when they’re purple and kinda low classy, even still…Julianne is irresistible. Full Story
Is this Denny? On location in Ireland with Hilary Swank for a movie called PS I Love you.
Unlike millions of other swooning sisters across North America, I wasn't a big fan of Denny. Maybe because he looked so sickly, maybe because Izzie was so hysterically out of control, mostly because I love Alex. Full Story
