Hot Harry on a Horse Gossip
Once upon a time, it was Armani for men’s suits. These days… it’s all about Tom Ford. Just ask James Bond. Tom is Bond’s official tailor. And Daniel Craig is all over it: "It's really a crime - it makes me weep every time (I ruin a suit during filming). They are great suits. Full Story
Hot Harry and Chelsy hit up a club last night in London and left holding hands! Squee! Not sure why this is so exciting but it was like waking up to a treat this morning – seeing something as innocuous as the spare leading his girl into their car…maybe it’s a princely thing? LOVE them together. Full Story
Hot Harry playing polo yesterday still workin’ a little beer pudge especially around the chin but who cares when he’s on a horse? Harry on a Horse is the Hottest! Hot Harry on a Horse was accompanied by his girlfriend Chelsy who, after a brief split, is now steadfastly by his side. Hot Harry > Beaver WillChelsy Davy > Kate Middleton Totally! Chelsy has beautiful legs, non? And beautiful highlights. Full Story
His first Army medal as his brother and his dad proudly looked on. But what everyone else is talking about is the presence of Chelsy Davy at the official ceremony. Her attendance is a big deal. Like a legitimisation of their relationship. After a bit of a bumpy patch a few months ago, Hot Harry and his blonde are clearly super serious again. Full Story
Young royals hit up Mahiki last night with Hot Harry leading the way along with Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie. I love the name Eugenie. If a female dog is in my future, her name will be Eugenie. This is a compliment. Am also all over her blue polish. Like that it’s flat and not shimmery. Eugenie is Harry to me. Full Story
Here he is last weekend in South Africa with Chelsy and her family apparently rather preoccupied with his crotch. Or am I just dirty? Hot Harry is 23… just one year shy of my Gay Math threshold. Is it ok to lust him? What’s a year anyway?!?!? And how do you resist? Look at him. Happy Hump Day. Full Story
New issue of Hello Canada features details on Hot Harry and Chelsy’s African boat trip getaway. They slept on a tent perched on top of a roof on a boat and sailed down a river, preparing breakfast on a small gas stove in the mornings, sunbathing, taking the speedboat out for a spin, and getting reacquainted in the afternoons. Full Story
For some reason, many of you have been emailing lately about him … How serendipitous – Hello! Canada has just landed an exclusive interview with Bryan about what he’s been up to. In short: photography and philanthropy. He even took a photo of the Queen. Full Story
Horrible the way it was exposed like that, non? Hot Harry on a Horse was serving in peace, then his secret was blown outta the water, forcing him to come home early, apart from his regiment. Now that he’s home safely though, new photos have been released from Hot Harry’s tour of duty. Looks like while in the desert though, he replaced alcohol with carbohydrates. Full Story
Mixed feelings today. On the one hand – Hot Harry on a Horse is back on his horse. Single again after 3 and a half years. On the other, will miss Chelsy as she slips back into obscurity, a girl whose resume will always be marked by an asterisk: *dated Prince Harry Biggest story in Britain – the two have split after a tumultuous couple of months that began ominously when Harry left Chelsy waiting at the airport upon arriving in England after relocating to be near him. Full Story
There was a report that surfaced a few days ago – some scandal involving a sex tape, a royal, and a blackmail scheme. Most immediately suspected Hot Harry on a Horse. Just because he’s a dirty, dirty boy. The giveaway however is that the sex act caught on video was male on male blow. And we all know that Harry – much to the chagrin of gays everywhere – is straight up straight. Full Story
Sure…he’s thicker than his best. His wrists and hands especially. But still…still with the bloat, still Harry is the finest piece of royal ass, like, ever. Check him out deplaning in London the other day. Look how he carries his body, looks how he wears his pants, how he holds his shoulders… So why is Harry off the Freebie Five? Because even the fantasy is impossible. Full Story
Hot Harry on a Horse at a rugby match the other day. Definitely a little too much summer beer indulgence, but a quick colonic will take care of that. More of an issue for me is the hair. The hair is too long. Too long and as a result too puffy. Bad hair is a quiveration killer. Can you imagine Chelsea straddling him and cutting it herself? I can. Full Story
At the beginning of our relationship, my husband and I were all about the romantic airport pick-up. Nowadays it’s the curbside pick up – parking isn’t necessary. So how cute is this? My Chelsy arrived in London yesterday expecting to be collected from the airport by her Prince. Hot Harry on a Horse however apparently slept in. Full Story
Hot Harry is hot on a horse. And if he’s anything like Henry the VIII, he’s also a randy motherf&cker. Which is why his royal wand and wild red streak is constantly getting him into trouble. Through it all, however, my Chelsy has been a stalwart companion. Chelsy, as we know, is bred for this life bred for this life... Full Story
As you can see, whatever did or didn’t happen at Cowboys in Calgary – clearly Chelsy is over it. Because while those skanks can claim to have f&cked the Prince, Chelsy knows she’s the one dating the Prince. And girls like Chelsea were bred to know the difference... Full Story
Thanks to Lara S for the scan from the London Times. As is the case with Jakey G, it’s not always purely about the face and the body. It’s how they move, it’s the Pants Issue. It’s how the pants hang just right off narrow hips. Like Becks and Brad, it’s a confident gait, it’s how they work their gifts that make all the difference. Full Story
