In Goop Health: Sarah reviews Moonjuice

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 12, 2017 11:47:22 June 12, 2017 11:47:22

What is it?

You might recognize Moonjuice from this amazing NYT profile, or perhaps the Great Crystal Robbery of 2016. It’s a chain of juice stores—“Juiceries,” hip people whisper—that specialize in “moon dust” additives in their drinks, such as Brain Dust that will, according to their website, “help combat the effects of stress to align you with the cosmic flow for great achievement”. I tried the Brain Dust drink, which is a pretty dark teal color. It’s coconut water with spirulina and the Brain Dust additive.

What does it taste like?

I imagine this is what it would taste like if you pureed and drank an actual human brain.

Would you drink it in real life?

F*cking no.
 


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