Thursday, July 02, 2009
Dear Gossips,
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince advance screenings have been taking place the last few days and early word is that…
It’s f-cking amazing.
Laura, bitch, is seeing it this morning. Gah! I rarely wish I still lived in Toronto. But today I do. Today I’d be with her and we’d be holding each other at the very end, sobbing. Will let you know her thoughts later.
No Harry for me but Valentino will do as a consolation. Am screening the Last Emperor, spending a couple of hours this morning with the Orange one. Can’t wait!
Yesterday afternoon I walked off the golf course to find out that the oldest Vagina Virgin Kevin Jonas is engaged. What if he doesn’t like Vagina Sex? 21 is so young. What’s the rush?
It’s Thursday. Holiday over. Full blog schedule all day. Check back often.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
Need something to get those disgusting Cyrus/Jonas images out of your mind? How about a comeback? Whitney’s comeback! Her new single has just hit the internets – a very personal ballad called I Didn’t Know My Own Strength, clearly intended to be a goose bumpy tearjerker. There’s a raspy quality about her voice now. Full Story
They’re manufacturing it already. Something to make you sick courtesy of Disney, the Vagina Virgin Jonas Family, and the people who spawned JailBait. Prepare yourselves… It’s your favourite – Noah Cyrus (you last saw her prancing around in a bathing suit click here... Full Story
That’s what they’re hissing at her… At Emilie de Ravin, as she shoots with Robert Pattinson in New York today on the set of Remember Me, looking up at him beguilingly, so pretty, they are shouting it from every corner of the world: Don’t you f-cking look at him like that you bitch! Or I will cut you! Can you hear the Twi-Hards crying? There may actually be someone they hate more than me. Full Story
Two new ads released from the Armani underwear campaign featuring the Beckhams, both of them flexing every muscle, looking at thin as possible, posing harder than they’ve ever posed before. The couple that posehards together stays together. What kills me is the way David is arching his back. Like they practise it at home. Full Story
Megan Fox mouthslapped (Dlisted)
Alba is such a bitch. But she’s also so pretty (Hollywood Tuna)
Lourdes has the cutest clothes (Just Jared)
Porny’s nipples like stripes (The Superficial)
Useless body in a bikini by the bbq (Pop Sugar)
Wannabe Jennifer Lopez (Popoholic)
What a Showgirl ass looks like now (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Shakira She-Wolf the album cover! (INO)
Vagina Virgins exploiting JailBait (Cele|bitchy)
What Megan Fox would have said to LipGloss BlenderLegs MoistFace Zac Efron (The Blemish)
Rufus Scrimgeour is to be played by Bill Nighy! The Independent reports that Nighy told them: "I don't think I'm allowed to say it but I'm going to be in the next Harry Potter film." Squee! Bill once said that that he was the only British actor not in Harry Potter. Problem now solved. Full Story
2nd installment in the K-Y Intense hot couple-off. Click here to see the results of the Depps vs the Pitts and submit your vote for this week. This week – Leo Edition! They call him a modeliser. Leonardo DiCaprio dates them exclusively. Full Story
When I see models in magazines sometimes I think they can’t be real. Like anyone who looks so perfect must have been created by a computer. And this is comforting. How can my ass compete with a computer? Can’t. Impossible. Acceptance. Peace. Then Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry walk through the airport with their Celebrity Baby Theory... Full Story
It’s never her fault. Especially when she f-cks up on Twitter. Yesterday I posted this article about Lindsay Lohan trash-tweeting Justin Timberlake’s William Rast at Colette Paris and Macy’s, calling it low classy and not chic. Full Story
Shelf Ass Jessica Biel hit up a salon yesterday and made sure to show the paps waiting outside that she’d been reading a script while getting her hair done. A script for the sequel to the Love Guru? Because that’s about all she’s being offered these days. As you can see, Shelfy is in great spirits. Full Story
Hopefully yes! After killing as host of the Tony Awards – wasn’t he so f-cking great??? – Emmy Award show producers have approached Neil Patrick Harris to front this year’s event on September 20th. They’re haggling over money right now. And if they’re smart, they’ll give him what he wants. Full Story
Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning yesterday on the set of The Runaways working that old school style. High waist leather pants. Please. If I put those on I’d be the Chinese Porny Simpson. Kristen however looks amazing. There’s a cute, cute, CUTE body under there. As for those platforms, my mother had a pair. Full Story
There’s been a lot of hype surrounding Drake, helped of course by his intriguing relationship with Rihanna. He’s Canadian so chatter is even louder here than anywhere else. But even before signing with L’il Wayne’s label Young Money for a deal rumoured to be worth $4 million (which I’m not sure I buy) Drake’s buzz was already impressive with many established acts in the industry openly calling him the next, including Kanye West who’s working with him and wanted to direct the video for his first single for an album that still doesn’t have a release date. Full Story
She knew we needed her. And she delivered, just like Mimi. Tiger Woods held his pro am yesterday in DC and invited Tony Romo. With Romo came Porny. She tucked her bits into a tight striped dress and sang the national anthem. LOVE what was written on the Washington Post blog... Full Story
For Janis and Rob, in memory of Plugger, who spent his 15 years loving walks, carrots, and hating fireworks. He looks like a character. I know he will be missed. Full Story
Wednesday, July 01, 2009
Dear Gossips,
It’s Canada Day! Happy Canada Day!
We went over to Fiona and Kiu’s last night for bbq, burgers, and beer last night. And this is what always happens after bbq, burgers, and beer: tipsy promises. By the time dinner was over I had agreed to Seek the Peak for the 2nd year in a row.
16 km over 4,100 ft of elevation in support of Rethink Breast Cancer. And I haven’t trained in over 2 weeks. But what’s a sore ass and burning lungs compared to those who have battled cancer, have loved ones who are battling cancer, and will also be racing up that mountain?
If you’re around, join us!
Wednesday – Canada Day! Will be posting for half of the holiday, then golfing the rest…
Blog returns to normal tomorrow.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
I can’t decide who looks better: her or Lindsay Lohan? (Dlisted)
Generic beauty queen eats pie, and dudes find this hot? (Hollywood Tuna)
Twi-hards probably think these are real too (Just Jared)
Bar is bursting in her bikini (The Superficial)
Your ovaries will explode (Pop Sugar)
Dolly says goodbye (Towleroad)
How does she ride with those boulders on her chest? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Is there a conspiracy against Sienna? (INO)
Brad Pitt is too arty for Hollywood (Cele|bitchy)
Will you wear Sasha Fierce? (ASL)
A couple of weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan and Justin Timberlake were at the same club in New York and Pip was drunk and supposedly all over some girl and Lilo tweeted about him and called him a cheater. Or something. Then she denied it saying she’d been hacked. Hacked for her is code for cranked up and tweaking. Full Story
There are so many pouring in (mostly on Twitter!?!!!!???) but this one so far is my favourite. Because I love Stephen King. He writes beautifully, dispassionately, and almost always captures the right tone. In the new issue of Entertainment Weekly – a special edition dedicated to MJ – King, who is a regular columnist for the magazine (and his columns are the BEST), remembers Michael: Sixteen years ago, the King of Pop called the king of horror with an idea: What if they paired up to make the scariest music video ever? “One day during preproduction, I was in on a conference call about the choreography, and Michael fell asleep. Full Story
