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Friday, March 19, 2010

My alarm has decided it won’t work in Vegas. Am sorry for the late start. Full disclosure: this might also have something to do with the fact that I’m now obsessed with Blackjack Switch and had to pry myself off the tables last night/this morning. Will rush post, please excuse typos!

Congratulations to Erin P from Toronto, this year’s Annual Red Carpet Contest winner, who correctly predicted 21 out of 24 Oscar categories! Enjoy your Balenciaga! And thanks to everyone who entered. There are some really amazing contests coming up soon. Trips, swag, and more. Stay tuned.

It’s Friday and Sandra Bullock’s husband is still a cheating f-cking loser. Much has been made about Michelle Bombshell’s past. Full Intro

Posted at 8:31 AM

Why didn’t she blame the designer?

Katherine Heigl was in Vegas last night at ShoWest, first appearing at the Warner Bros presentation for upcoming releases and then to receive her award as Female Star of the Year. I like her with black hair. The extensions aren’t too bad either. She looks good. She does not look good however in those boots. Full Story

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Posted at 9:25 AM

BBT’s new hair

Look who can’t handle aging. Billy Bob Thornton coloured his hair. And it’s all flopsy around his forehead too. Like that’ll hide his douche. Please. Nothing can hide his douche. Remember when BBT got all pissy faced on CBC Radio Q with Jian Ghomeshi... Full Story

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Posted at 9:01 AM

Tech problems

There are some site problems today, it’s taking forever to load. SO SORRY about the inconvenience. We’re aware of it, and we’re working on it, but it might take a couple hours. The site WILL load, it’s just slow. If you can suffer through the initial load, you’ll be able to access the articles. Full Story

Posted at 8:51 AM

March 19, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Hey Rhea at Venetian – stop me next time, I’d love to meet you! And Jennifer can help you speak up in forensics grad seminars but she can’t teleport to Vegas and give you her balls! Happy Birthday Nithya from Babs in London! I hear you want some LipGloss. True? Stice- Happy "28th" birthday to the best anam cara a girl could ask for!!!!! To Amy from Rachel – Happy 30th Birthday AND wedding shower on Saturday! Oh you better be sending me some embarrassing photos on Monday. Full Story

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Posted at 8:38 AM

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Dear Gossips,

They’re working me up for Kick-Ass. The genius online campaign is now in its final push before the film’s release on April 16th and it’s been a long, long time since I’ve wanted to see a movie this badly. Several trailers have been promoted, including this new one, but my favourite still is the Hit Girl Red Band trailer below. Yeah, that’s a young lady dropping some f and c-bombs, beating the sh-t out of the bad guys, and saving the world. Is it wrong? Or is it no more wrong than American Girl? If the MiniVan objected to the Chosen One’s haircut, I really can’t wait for their reaction to this. And it’s the most I’ve looked forward to a Nicolas Cage role in years.

It’s Thursday. Am blogging from Vegas. It’s our happy place, we’re here for a few days. Full Intro

Posted at 6:51 AM

Chicken Fried ass pants

As of yesterday afternoon, she was still with Jason Trawick. And she (mostly) held it together. As of this afternoon, it could be an entirely different story. Because Chicken Fried is back to crazy. At least on the outside. In ranking Britney’s f-ckery for clothes, you’re dealing with relative. Full Story

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Posted at 3:23 PM

It’s great from her right side, bad from her left

Have been receiving messages all day from people like Michelle D: Lainey-So, there have been two separate events with two separate dresses and no comments on the K-Steeze? I am now addicted to your wardrobe review, so I have to know! What did you think of Kristen Stewart's dresses...on Fallon then at the NY premiere for the Runaways? Michelle Thanks Michelle. Full Story

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Posted at 2:54 PM

Weak

Jesse James has issued a public apology. My mother is an unforgiving bitch. She can hold a grudge forever. And she has that horrible habit of bringing sh-t up forever, like almost 15 years later, she’ll still throw it in my face the time when I was dating that guy and didn’t take her to the doctor and took money from her and went snowboarding instead and what a prick he was and how I wasted a year and a half of my life on his sorry ass. Full Story

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James Reader comment on People.com

Posted at 2:00 PM

March Madness + Vegas

That must be the reason. My excitement over wall to wall all basketball and being in Vegas at the same time and the bing bing bing sounds coming from the casino floor and free drinks and hopefully finding that Elizabeth & James jacket I should have bought in LA and what the f-ck, where is my bitch because a reader called Renee sent over this little interview with JailBait and her boyfriend that I’d not seen before and, even though I can hear her speaking, that f-cking annoying voice, I’m not finding myself hating. Full Story

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth in Teen Vogue Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth in Teen Vogue

Posted at 12:15 PM

7 pages of Karl gold

You’ve been sending me snippets of Karl Lagerfeld’s Vice interview, but have you read the entire article? Wait. Don’t click just yet. Make sure you have time to savour. Make sure you won’t be interrupted by a phone call. Because he will make your head spin and your bitch sing. Full Story

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Posted at 10:53 AM

Smutty Tingles

Texts and emails can always be saved. Why don’t cheaters ever remember this? (Dlisted)

I think I can actually see Heidi Montag’s ass scars (The Superficial)

Julia Roberts “finds herself” so she can help us “find ourselves”. (Popeater)

George Clooney runs all day (Pop Sugar)

Gisele Bundchen with Jessica Simpson’s breasts (Hollywood Tuna)

Mary Kate Olsen Beastly (Just Jared)

Anne Hathaway looks great without makeup and cute practising a scene (Popoholic)

Useless Whitney Port shops uselessly (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Is Gabby’s mom pulling a Dina Lohan? (Betty Confidential)

Natural Porny Simpson and a sombrero (Go Fug Yourself)

Posted at 10:45 AM

Yes. Please switch Aniston for Bateman

The reviews are starting to come in for The Bounty Hunter. And they are BAD. Like super, super, super sh-t. Here’s a taste:There are no rewards to be claimed for enduring The Bounty Hunter. – Variety I stared with glazed eyes at The Bounty Hunter. Here is a film with no need to exist. – Roger Ebert You want Girl Power? Why support an actress who keeps accepting roles that sh-t on the very notion of Girl Power? This is my fundamental problem with Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Jason Bateman and his wife at the Oscars Jason Bateman and his wife at the Oscars The Switch movie poster

Posted at 9:26 AM

The Jon Hamm introduction

Many you of had follow-up questions after my Michael Buble post on Monday – click here for a refresher. What happened when Buble introduced me to Jon Hamm as a blogger stalker? Just to quickly recap, Buble told Hamm that he was on my free to f-ck list, this after revealing that I talk sh-t about celebrities all day online. Full Story

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Posted at 9:00 AM

Looking older?

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is 29. Doesn’t look it normally, does he? Closer to 20 than 30, non? That’s the challenge for baby faced actors. JGL is currently in Vancouver working on Seth Rogen’s new film, formerly titled I’m With Cancer. Can we give it a proper name yet? The Untitled Seth Rogen Cancer Project sounds horrible. Full Story

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Posted at 7:49 AM

Not brunette just yet

E! Online reported the other day that Chicken Fried and her agent boyfriend were done. Something about them fighting too much. Yesterday Britney Spears was photographed hand in hand out and about with Jason Trawick. She dressed up for the occasion. In a white strapless dress with no stains and her blonde hair actually looked clean. Full Story

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Posted at 7:18 AM

It is so

Say it isn’t so? I wish I could. This was what many of you expressed yesterday when news broke of Jesse James’s infidelity reported first by In Touch Weekly after Michelle “Bombshell” told her story to the magazine. When this happened to Josh Duhamel and Fergie, they put on a united front and condemned the accusations, forcing their happiness on top of the scandal. Full Story

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Posted at 7:03 AM

March 18, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Good luck to Danielle D and Diva Q, one of only 2 Canadian teams competing at the Little Rock Arkansas Smoke on the Water $100,000 BBQ Competition this weekend! Own the Podium, Own the Grill! Full Story

Posted at 6:54 AM

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Dear Gossips,

When it was announced on Monday that Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes were done and when I wrote about the Best Actress Oscar Curse, many of you wrote to worry about Sandra Bullock. Well, it didn’t even take two weeks. But I don’t want to believe it. And the source isn’t great anyway. Still, it’s not exactly the best news. A full report on this right after shout-outs.

Another day, another series of photographs featuring Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler. This promotional push for The Bounty Hunter has been exhausting. Am so curious to see how it fares at the box office this weekend. Jen wants the MiniVan’s help taking down Johnny Depp & Alice. Possible?

It’s Wednesday. Blogging until we leave for Vegas tonight! It’s home. Full Intro

Posted at 6:10 AM

Starting early

Training camp is still months away. But the sting of last season must still be burning. Either that or he needed an excuse to get out the house, a break from the babies. No judgy moms, timing out is not a terrible thing. It can’t be super fun awesome fulfilling rewarding spiritual breathtaking motherhood is amazing all the time. Full Story

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Posted at 2:33 PM