Dear Gossips,

Many people have been linked to Lindsay Lohan. She has that effect. If you’re famous enough, she’ll hunt you down until she can share the headline. These days however, those who are linked with Lilo feel so repulsed by the connection, real or rumoured, that they’d actually threaten to take legal action to prove it isn’t true.

Yesterday, the UK tabloids circulated a report that had Lilo and Spittle Gerry Butler leaving together at a party in Morocco, off to finish grinding each other privately. As noted in the original post, it’s not like the British rags get it right with frequency…but still, Spittle was so disgusted by even the suggestion, the mere whisper of a hook up with Lilo that according to Gossip Cop he is now considering “taking action” to refute the claims once and for all.

Spittle didn’t seem to mind when everyone repeatedly reported that he and Jennifer Aniston were nuzzling in New York and LA. But the minute someone starts a rumour that he went near Lilo’s crank ass, he starts spraying like a man enraged. Point: no one wants to be associated with Lindsay Lohan. But her mother keeps insisting she’ll be hired to direct a movie soon.

It’s Tuesday – new articles all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Sex & Drink is not Taylor Swift.