Dear Gossips,
Blake Lively’s breasts opened Saturday Night Live this weekend. And her ass closed it. Jacek stayed riveted, not because the skits were particularly funny – they were not – but because that body is mesmerising. And she flaunted it. But he refuses to put her on his Freebie Five without confirmation that they’re real. What’s confirmation? Confirmation would have to be some candid bikini shots, when they’re not made up, when there’s no foundation/bronzer/highlighting powder that bounces light off of her remarkably firm and freestanding chest in a thousand different directions.
Otherwise, Blake was boring. Rihanna was good, Blake was boring, and I’ve no idea why I thought she’d be anything else. Taylor Lautner is up next. Too earnest and squeaky clean? It can’t be worse than January Jones. It’s like she’s done everyone a favour. No matter how hard you suck, it can’t be as hard sucking as January Jones. Unless of course you’re ABC.
That 20/20 interview on Friday with Chris Brown was insulting, offensive, not surprising, but still…
Thank you, major network, for helping a convicted abuser sell his new album without pressing him on anything at all, whatsoever, while continuing to throw up roadblocks in the face of Adam Lambert who happens to be gay. You’ve seen the Chris Brown video, right? More on this later.
It’s Monday. Was a busy weekend. Am blogging all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
Photos from Wenn.com
