Dear Gossips,
Forgot to write about Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Saturday Night Live yesterday. Was so excited to watch him, thought he’d be great. The open monologue sing and dance was great. He was adorably enthusiastic. The sketches were rather limp but not the worst ever (loved Say Anything) and certainly not as horribly awkward as January Jones. But what killed it was the finale, the grand farewell, when he COULD NOT STOP SHOUTING like he was hopped up on every kind of happy. I mean there’s exuberance and then there’s just plain overkill. And he f-cking overkilled it to the point of fontrum. My head was turned to the side with my hands over my eyes: oh god, oh god, please stop. These are the small things that can kill the quiver forever. I don’t want that to be my last memory of him to close out the year. Thanks God for YouTube. Revisit his NYT “Screentest”. There, much better.
It’s Tuesday. Am blogging all morning and hopefully most of the afternoon but there’s a dental appointment that has to happen and some drilling involved. Am afraid. Late articles were posted yesterday, scroll down for more.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. They All Fall Down is not Rumer Willis.