James McAvoy Gossip
James McAvoy quivering me in Japan while promoting Wanted. I love you. As for Wanted – it was so well received and such a box office success that Wanted 2 and Wanted 3 are already in preproduction with both screenwriters already working on the scripts to round out the trilogy. More action James… you likey? James just wrapped shooting The Last Station in Europe with Christopher Plummer and Helen Mirren, a film about the last year of Leo Tolstoy’s life. Full Story
James McAvoy on the cover of Details. Your afternoon delight. Full Story
No doubt you’ve seen the new Bond trailer…and if you haven’t, these are the stills that are quivering loins everywhere. Laura texted me this morning on this holiday weekend (the message title was "OH MY F&CKING") aching in her lady parts. She’s seeing Wanted tonight and will probably ache some more. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
For some reason, today’s edition is heavy on hot douchebags. Pipsqueaks, pissers, and philanderers… Must find some James McAvoy photos to balance that out. Must also see Wanted this weekend. Have heard from a few of my colleagues after the screening – word is Wanted is wicked. Will Wanted take down Get Smart for Angelina’s 3rd box office win in a row?
While you wait for Friday, satisfy yourself with James’s appearance on Jonathan Ross recently. When he talks…the Scottish accent… quiver and sigh, quiver and sigh.
GO TURKEY!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Nicolas Cage isn’t stepping out on his mail order bride with Tiffani Thiessen.
Will you see Wanted? Wanted opens on Friday – a departure for James McAvoy from what we’re used to seeing from him. And he makes out hardcore with Angelina Jolie. Yum. More yum… James and Anne-Marie Duff in Soho on Saturday, hand in hand, arm in arm. Sigh. The more he loves his wife, the more I love him. Full Story
James McAvoy attended the premiere last night of Wanted with his wife Anne-Marie. Must always repeat the following detail – Anne-Marie is 9 years older. Is that the hottest thing about him? That he loves an older woman? That he completely adores his older woman wife? And why not? Anne-Marie Duff has been called one of Britain’s brightest, most treasured actors. Full Story
James McAvoy at the German premiere of Wanted. His co-star is currently hiding out somewhere in France protecting the two future saviours of humanity. As such, James is doing part of the publicity tour for the movie on his own. Not that there’s a complaint. None at all. Just James is just fine. Full Story
Angelina and Maddox in Austin yesterday where Hillary Clinton revived her presidential bid by winning both Texas and Ohio. Bitch is the new black! Amazingly enough, Angelina was not wearing black for a change. Pink for Angelina? Highly unsual. As you can see, the Second Coming has inflated Angie’s chest and restored the legendary beauty that’s been missing for many months. Full Story
James McAvoy is f&cking hot. Hotter still because he married his brain mate just as his career was taking off. Anne-Marie Duff is an accomplished stage actress recently acclaimed for her performance as Joan of Arc in the National Theatre’s production of Saint Joan. Photo attached. In other words, James’s loins lust for the cerebral and mature. Full Story
James McAvoy and his wife Anne-Marie Duff at The Critics' Circle Theatre Awards in London today. If you’ve seen Atonement you’re no doubt aware of his impossible quiveration. So.F&cking.Hot. And he married a woman 10 years older right when his career was taking off. James McAvoy likes older woman. Full Story
Keira Knightley says in this issue of Entertainment Weekly that the C-word – referring to female genitalia – is “not as big of a deal (in England) as it is in America.” Totally agree. In North America it’s arguably the worst word ever. But if you’ve seen Atonement, you probably came away from the experience with a newfound sensual appreciation for “C” that never existed before. Full Story
He is wee but he is gorgeous. GORGEOUS. And SO gorgeous in Atonement. The entire movie in fact is gorgeous. The cinematography, the costumes – Keira’s costumes are divine – and of course the story. The story is beautifully told. Which is why Atonement will be an Oscar contender. Perhaps not for the performances, as the film doesn’t necessarily hinge on the performances (which are excellent but not meaty), but for the achievement. Full Story
Here’s what was available last night to half girl/half woman Hayden Panettiere at the GQ event. First her co-star Milo Ventimiglia, with whom she says it’s strictly platonic, looking like a waiter, albeit a hot one, wearing a jacket an inch or two too long and dress shoes from 10 years ago. Full Story
For many reasons. First because she’s addicted to her own pout. Huge jaw protruding, lips slightly gaping… fashion editors everywhere seem to think this is a good look. Or perhaps it’s only because it’s a better look than the alternative? The alternative is the Keira Knightley smile. Full Story
Renee Zellweger, Keira Knightley… I call it Bulimic Jaw after my friend Dr Beth told me about the way the corners of a woman’s jaw start protruding after too much binging and purging. Keira Knightley however says she doesn’t have an eating disorder, has never had an eating disorder, and sued the Daily Mirror for suggesting she had an eating disorder. Full Story
Getting rid of Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom has made an astonishing difference on the body of Kate Bosworth. Check her out this weekend with James Rousseau in Hollywood. By no means, not normal sized. Still very thin, still nowhere near normal standards…but also not dying. Not dying, not frail, not about to collapse from starvation and lovely, absolutely lovely. Full Story
First… No Doubt. Rest of the band joined Gwen Stefani on stage 2 nights in a row for a surprise reunion signalling their intention to record a brand new album and tour together once again. Love, love, love. It’s a comeback met with overwhelming positive response and even a little bit of grudging admiration. Full Story
Totally disagree with her stance on British men but kisses to Gisele for her dismissal of James Blunt. How that prick with his limp dick music manages to score model after model is way beyond me. Is money enough to make his clammy teeth go away? Never for me. Or for Gisele. During an interview this week, Gisele said she’s not attracted to Englishmen which a reporter mentioned wouldn’t bode well for James Blunt who’s been “desperate” to meet her in London. Full Story
The London Sun is saying she’s expecting again – apparently they have sources. More like their source is Katie wearing a baby doll to the Real Madrid game the other day and photographed at an angle suggesting a bump. Snort. Only 48 hours later however Mrs Cruise turns up on the French Riviera looking anything but. Full Story
Seriously…what is with Angelina Jolie’s brother? Dude is missing the memo – clearly not looped in with the Pitt publicity machine or perhaps not as skilled as his sister and brother-in-law in the art of media manipulation. And if that’s the case, maybe it’s time to take him off the Team? Because James Haven sucks at sympathy spinning. Full Story
