Jamie Spears Gossip
Wow. Is this Britney Spears or Jamie Lynn Spears? OK so she’s wearing a planet of makeup on her face. And the oldness is still totally there. But if you squint a little and play pretend, only for a moment, Britney does look like Jamie Lynn. And this is a good thing. The physical improvement is so encouraging. Full Story
Love me some low classy sex dramz. So Jamie Lynn Spears got knocked up at 16, engaged shortly thereafter. His name? Casey. Three years her senior, lays pipes for a living, enjoys rolling around on a tractor with a shotgun…oh yeah and f*cking some other twat on the side. Of course the twat on the side is now telling selling her story to a tabloid. Full Story
All you yummy mummies will be mad at me for saying but seriously…this has more to do with chicken fried style than the fact that she gave birth not too long ago. Jamie Lynn looks like sh*t. And there is NO excuse for having hair the colour of Estelle Getty’s wig from the Golden Girls. Check it out – Jamie Lynn Spears on the cover of OK! with baby Maddie, still part of that $1 million deal hammered out by mama Lynne way back in December when the magazine paid her to break the exclusive about her pregnancy. Full Story
On June 13, 2008 I posted this article comparing Jamie Lynn Spears and Emma Roberts. I said at the time it would be Emma Roberts who would cause the most worry. Something about the haunted look in her eyes then, and how thin she was… Fast forward 12 months and Jamie Lynn Spears is 9 months, due to give birth any day. Full Story
Britney Spears returned home this weekend to Louisiana for baby sister Jamie Lynn’s baby shower. Britney caught up with friends and appeared in good spirits – see attached photos of the family gathering at the Spears home. Impressive little property, non? Since daddy took over, things have continued to improve. Full Story
It must be true… because People.com is reporting it. Or at least they want you to think it’s true. Because People.com is reporting it. Jamie Lynn Spears is apparently running around Louisiana showing off an engagement ring from her baby daddy Casey Aldridge, putting to rest initial reports that he wouldn’t be around by the time of the birth. Full Story
For months now, Janice Min and Us Weekly have been taking on bottom feeding rags like Life & Style and In Touch for their bullsh*t reporting. Lately however the target has been OK! Magazine, possibly because OK! has landed a few exclusives – Jamie Lynn Spears especially – and outbidding everyone but People on photos. Full Story
Oh please. This is precisely the problem. Always looking for someone and something else to blame. A million excuses all diverging away from their own home. This is why Britney has never learned accountability. As you know, Lynne Spears is currently Enemy #1 as Chicken Fried Stupid and Chicken Fried Junior have publicly illustrated her impressive mothering. Full Story
While Britney was losing her sh*t last week, Lynne Spears was back in Louisiana engineering Jamie Lynn’s first pregnancy “candids”. And Mama thought of every detail. Because Mama is on the defensive. Ever since Jamie Lynn’s baby bombshell, Lynne’s mothering has been critically attacked. Full Story
Looks like OK! Magazine bought Jamie Lynn and Lynne Spears for a bargain. Last week’s teen pregnancy cover story was the magazine’s highest selling, topping the previous #1 – Britney’s photoshoot meltdown from the summer, during which she smeared chicken fried grease all over designer items, pee’d in front of a room full of strangers, and walked around touching herself aimlessly before taking off without warning and breaching the agreement. Full Story
Here’s Lindsay Lohan in the pages of the Daily Mail on NYE spreading her orange ass all over some local dude called Dario. So how drunk do you have to be to let this happen while paps are swarming the joint waiting for you to f&ck up? I’m old and crusty now, maybe I’ve lost touch with the 20s. Full Story
If it’s totally acceptable to call Katie Couric a cougar for dating a man 17 years her junior and Helena Christensen the same for dealing with Heath Ledger who’s younger by a decade, then how about taking Milo Ventimiglia off your Freebie Five and labelling him a perv? Because he and Hayden Panettiere are slowly, slowly crawling out publicly. Full Story
Damn. Lynne Spears raised ‘em good. Real good. As I reported last week, Jamie Lynn may have deliberately used pregnancy to keep her man. Click here for a refresher. Now there’s word that her baby father had been cheating on her repeatedly – apparently one of the women he was cheating with was pregnant too and suffered a miscarriage. Full Story
Have finally cleared inbox and touched base with back home… new information flying in non stop about the Chicken Fried Sibling Pregnancy. Did Jamie Lynn get pregnant on purpose? According to sources, Casey had tried breaking up with her but she kept begging him back. She was allegedly so desperate to keep him – and also, like her sister, so genetically stupid – she stopped taking her pill. Full Story
Chicken Fried fertility runs in the family. So about Jamie Lynn Spears getting knocked up – information leaking fast and furiously…here’s a quick point form summary before analysis: - she sold her story to OK Magazine with an exclusive interview on her pregnancy and a photo deal when the baby is born, purported to be worth $1 million- Britney did not know about the pregnancy beforehand, you found out when she found out. Full Story
This is Emma Roberts, daughter of Eric Roberts, niece of Julia Roberts, now the star of the film version of Nancy Drew. Here she is shopping in New York this week and at the premiere a few days ago. Hate to do this but, well, at 16 she has the eyes of a 30 year old. My mother speaks hauntingly of such eyes – she says these are the kinds of eyes more susceptible to seeing ghosts. Full Story
Both 16 this year, both singing, dancing, and acting sensations – Jamie Lynn Spears needs no introduction, Emma Roberts is the niece of Julia Roberts, daughter of Eric Roberts, with whom she has been estranged since childhood. Child stars pimped for profit, always a recipe for disaster, non? And I don’t mean to be mean, I’d certainly rather my smutty sense turn off in this situation but given the dramatic lives of their predecessors, it’s hard not to wonder – who’ll go first? Both attended the Kids’ Choice Awards at the weekend but while Jamie Lynn glowed healthy in orange, can’t say the same for Emma. Full Story
Jamie Lynn Spears has apparently inherited the family gene for dressing 5 times her age, like so many other southern fried bubblegum blondes before her. Check out Jamie Lynn at her boyfriend's prom wearing a wonderfully sparkly Miss America gown that happens to match perfectly with her man. Now I know it's perhaps unrealistic to expect unassuming teenagers to grow any sense of style before completing their senior year but I am terribly fascinated by the fact that in spite of so many advances in the field, prom fashion remains as tacky and as tasteless as ever. Full Story
No wonder Britney's so upset about the Allure article. Turns out she spilled her guts and - surprise! - ended up looking like a complete moron. If you thought the 'marriage is hard' quote from the other day was funny...check this one out...Britney on her 56 hour marriage to childhood friend Jason Alexander: 'The first time I got married, I did it to shock the sh*t out of my parents. Full Story
