Janet Jackson Gossip
As you’ve probably heard, Janet Jackson was supposed to play Montreal last night. Instead, at the last minute, she fell ill during sound check, was taken to hospital, released 2 hours later, leaving thousands of fans without a show. Promoters have promised to make it up. Meanwhile, Janet is said to be fine, and getting ready for her next stop in Boston. Full Story
Jessica Biel… she’s like the Tiger Woods of famewhorage, you know? Shelfy keeps outdoing herself. Predicable yes, but nonetheless, the sheer shamelessness of her constant campaigns is impressive. And the latest is the best yet. Because it covers so many angles. 1. You’ll recall, a couple of weeks ago, her Easy Virtue director was quoted calling her an idiot... Full Story
Seriously… I felt badly for Janet Jackson. I mean it’s Janet Jackson, right? She released a new album this year which has totally unperformed, it’s been all Mimi and Madonna and no Damita Jo, and she showed up on the carpet tonight and all of us on the press line were like – oh yeah, Janet Jackson. Full Story
Here I go again on my ownGoin’ down the only road I’ve ever known Sigh… I miss the 80s. And I miss this video. Pure 80s rock video cheese. With Tawny Kitaen (isn’t that the best name ever???!!??) writhing on top of a jaguar… they just don’t make videos like that anymore, you know? Or perhaps they do. Full Story
Us Weekly is reporting that Janet Jackson was hospitalised last night because of shortness of breath. Her rep subsequently clarified that it was the flu. The flu? Do you believe the flu? With all that money and resources, she can’t afford home care? Or is it because you can’t give someone a nose job/tummy tuck/boob lift/etc etc etc at home? Not that Janet would ever, right? Not that there are any fake parts on her body, right? In some circles, there are those who believe she actually had a rod inserted into her abs to make them look the way they do. Full Story
Riding pants require – demand – no jiggle. And Janet Jackson was owning them last night in NYC. Girl looks amazing! his is of course tenth time or so in as many years that she has bounced back from weight gain, only to lose it rapidly and claim to have conquered yo-yo dieting for good. But now Janet is writing a book about the subject, to share her experience and her struggles with the world. Full Story
Who said they broke up? Just because they hadn’t been photographed together for a few months? Rubbish. Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger were adorable in Cannes, they were equally adorable in London the other night at the Serpentine Gallery party – normally the best party of the summer but decidedly short on star factor this year. Full Story
Did you read it? Did you love it? I loved it. Fiercely loved it. And I don’t understand – why must a book become a movie? I remember being at work and not working. Reading instead and crying over my keyboard at the end, and Erin sitting next to me rushing me through. And two days later she did the same thing. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
After 16 days in Cannes, finally leaving for home tomorrow and not soon enough. Am ready to detox and dry out…which just goes to show – am old and lame. Because for some, for the Eurotrash jetset and for Lindsay Lohan, full time partying is a lifestyle, though in Lilo’s case, that lifestyle is about to come to an end…hopefully behind bars.
Cannes Film Festival closing weekend – saw Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson the other day, still very much in love and another case of misguided gossip based solely on a lack of photos. As for Diane… I think, for the first time, I think I finally get it.
Monday, back to live blogging, check back often for new posts.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger – under the radar for what seems like an eternity – showed up in Cannes at the weekend dispelling rumours of a split. First a private party on a yacht – Josh looking a little pale and pasty and Diane cutting an elegant figure in a beautiful gauzy white dress. Full Story
Many of you emailed yesterday, noting that the girl with Justin Timberlake in the UK looked more like Rachel Stevens than Jessica Biel, as identified by British gossips. Have a look - more photos attached, the face is still not clear but that shelf ass is unmistakable, gossips…it’s Jessica Biel. Full Story
Sadie Frost, ex wife of Jude Law, mother of many children, fashion designer, some-time actress, former BFF of Kate Moss, rumoured to be the “engineer” of the infamous Jude nanny perv situation is now 41 years old but has an insatiable hankering for much younger men. First boyfriend post Jude was a scraggly haired bloked called Jackson Scott now 25, followed by a couple of other young’uns in their 20s and most recently it’s Kristian Marr: 23, plays music, very horny, keeps Sadie busy. Full Story
I’m no body language expert but John Mayer still looks like he’s doing the Walk of Shame, as though he’s embarrassed by his own libido, the way Hugh Grant looked after being arrested for getting blown by a tranny – it’s the same expression on John…. appropriate, don’t you think?
And seriously…do we seriously think he’s attractive? Do we? Since when did Squishy Become Sexy? Since when did looking like Michael Jackson become the new standard? And how could a limp dick lyricist attracted to low class hermaphrodites possibly be defensible?
Again Mayer fans…I can’t say it enough…I am SO sorry for your loss. Full Story
She came out of nowhere but no one was more beautiful tonight than Christina Ricci. The gown – total gorgessity. And her skin, her hair, she’s getting older, her features are becoming more pronounced, more defined, and it turns out Christina Ricci has the most amazing nose.
Believe me, I know noses. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Will be freezing my balls off on a glacier in Whistler this morning – shooting a segment for eTalk. New posts when I get back.
In the meantime, exercise your pity bone and throw it at Sienna Miller. What to do when your movie sucks unanimous ass? Well, if you’re Sienna, you dress like a spectacle at the premiere and cling to Diddy for dear life.
And remember, this is a girl who keeps repeating that she wants to be known as an actor rather than the tabloid leading lady once engaged to Jude Law – and prancing around in a leotard in New York City is the best way to accomplish that, right?
Bitch…please.
Kinda puts my Burger King sighting into perspective, non? More on Sienna below…
Check later for new articles, scroll down and click on “View More Articles”, keep on scrolling, keep on clicking – there were 30 posts yesterday, I have a feeling some of you may have missed a few including John Mayer’s Michael Jackson transformation.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
The Look of Shame again prominently displayed at the weekend in Miami as John Mayer continues to suffer the indignity of being seen in public with Jessica Simpson, to the amazement of his fans and supporters who are increasingly bewildered by the surprising longevity of this relationship. Full Story
I’ll admit it…I am a SHAMELESS fan of figure skating – have been for years and I still can’t get past Lipinski beating out Michelle Kwan for gold in Nagano. I don’t dispute it but I do mourn it.
But seriously – for any smut addict, figure skating is the perfect sport. The intrigue, the backstabbing, the homewrecking, the catfights, the laughter, the tears, the dance routines – what’s not to love? To say nothing of the outfits? ESPECIALLY the outfits!
And you know what’s weird about figure skating when you grow up watching figure skating? For some reason – and this is a mystery worthy of a Ph. Full Story
Is it weird that Brad Pitt and Katie Holmes share a birthday? He’s 43, she’s 28 today, both with a new babies to go along with her new lives but in Katie’s case, only after having purged everything about her old one: her religion, her entire identity, and quite possibly all of her friends…including Joshua Jackson. Full Story
That her cd tanked, that it simply didn’t sell, that her new songs are lacking – not the truest signs of a career on life support. What really gives it away is the hair. Weeks after Gwen Stefani went there, did that, even after Nelly Furtado went there, did that, suddenly Janet turns up with the same and it stank of five minutes ago. Full Story
Total.Loin.Quiveration.
Joshua Jackson in New York at an evening honouring the Laramie Project the other day modeling a new ‘do without as much flair as Becks or Maddox, for that matter, but just as adorable, especially so as he’s throwing his support behind efforts to fight homophobia in the hope of ensuring that what happened to Mathew Shepard won’t happen to anyone else. Full Story
