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Javier Bardem Gossip

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Javier Bardem dropped out of Nine just after winning the Oscar for Best Supporting actor this year citing “exhaustion” as the reason, making way for Daniel Day Lewis to step into the singing dancing role. It’ll be a trip. Can’t wait. Javy has been very low profile during his time off, as has his lover Penelope Cruz. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, August 05, 2008 at 7:29 AM

Best Oscar Man: Javier Bardem

He is a giant of a man. So tall, so sexy, so strong, so… MAN. We watched him stalking the carpet, full of nervous energy but chill at the same time. We watched him pose at the photo wall – something about the way he planted his legs firmly on the spot… it was like a challenge to photographers: hurry up, I don’t have time for this, there are many women I need to make love to. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 7:22 AM

Worst Oscar Breasts: Jennifer Hudson

In photos they actually don’t look so droopy. In person however and on tv too they looked like a burden, like the weight of a hundred sandbags ready to collapse. Is Andre Leon Talley to blame for this one too? Poor thing had to wear a space station bolero last year, remember? A shame, really, because Jennifer Hudson is just so delicious it’s unfortunate the people around her have ass for style. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 7:05 AM

Pene Cat Tail in Berlin

Penelope Cruz is in Berlin for Elegy – total gorgessity at the photo call with Ben Kingsley and on the carpet for the premiere. LOVE the nude pumps. Not sure about that train. Reminds me of a puffy cat’s tail – am expecting it to start purring. Or maybe that’s the point. Maybe that’s sexy? Unfortunately Javier wasn’t around to be the judge. Full Story

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Posted on Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 12:00 AM

Weekend Quiveration

The new cover of Entertainment Weekly featuring the two sure bets at for this year’s Oscars. It seems a foregone conclusion that Daniel Day-Lewis will take Best Actor and Javier Bardem will take Best Supporting… Even George Clooney has conceded: “If you want my honest opinion, I think it’s going to be Daniel Day-Lewis. Full Story

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Posted on Friday, February 08, 2008 at 9:35 AM

Best Hair: Javier Bardem

Bet your boob job Tom Cruise is jealous of Penelope Cruz. Bet your boob job, he wishes they could swap beds. And can you blame the GMD? Javier Bardem is horny-lookin’ mofo, non? Damn! Can year him speaking? In your ear? All sexy and Spanish and sh*t, getting you caliente in all the right places? It’s almost too much to stand, you know? Wonder if Tom Cruise had to excuse himself during Javier’s acceptance speech last night. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, January 28, 2008 at 12:00 AM

No Country Quiveration

No Country for Old Men is the most critically film of the year positioning Javier Bardem and a surprising Josh Brolin as possible Oscar contenders. Javier always. But Josh? Yes…Josh. Now no longer known as just Barbra Streisand’s stepson and Diane Lane’s husband who may or may not be a wife beater stemming from an incident during which the cops were called to the house on domestic abuse claims, Josh is finally the centre of his own attention. Full Story

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Posted on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 12:00 AM

On Pene, On Javier, On McConaughey

Love the clashing red and pink tights. Not crazy about her expression – does she look constipated? And the weird cutting out of her head…it’s unnatural. And cheap. I just called Anna Wintour cheap. Room temperature has just plummeted. As for Pene – still hot and heavy with Javier Bardem who most of you insist is NOT gay. Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, November 22, 2007 at 10:53 AM

Matt Damon: The Sexiest Man Alive 2008

Three weeks ago I called it and it’s about time. Matt Damon can now stand up to his friends George Clooney and Brad Pitt and tell them he’s finally a member of the club. Only they have TWO. Which what they’ll lord over his head for the next few years until he gets his second. Snort. Full Story

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Posted on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 6:32 AM

Spanish Quiveration on the Carpet

Javier Bardem has 2 Oscar-contending films this season: the Coen Brothers’ latest No Country for Old Men and Love in the Time of Cholera, either of which could earn Javier his second nomination. Here he is at the premiere of No Country last night without his girlfriend (or beard, some would say) Penelope Cruz. Full Story

Posted on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 12:00 AM

Catalina Full of Grace

LOVED Maria Full of Grace. If you haven’t seen it, you must …if for no other reason than to witness the beginning of what promises to be an amazing career. Catalina Sandino Moreno is a star. Here she is last week at the 2007 Hispanic Heritage Awards – total gorgessity and also, if memory serves, a one time one night partner with Jakey G. Full Story

Posted on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 12:00 AM

Pene loves Javy?

A new smutty kink for those who believe Pene’s a lesbian ... Spanish gossips are reporting that she’s hooked up with the sizzling hotness of Javier Bardem and Hola Magazine claims this photo of them together on the beach confirm their romance. Perfect couple, non? Me lovey! No but seriously… Javier Barden is unbelievable. Full Story

Posted on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 6:23 AM

All Men ...

Flock to Scarjo. Justin Timberlake, Ryan Reynolds, Woody Allen wishes, Benicio del Toro in an elevator, and now co-starring with Javier Bardem. Here they are shooting in Spain. I really want them to be doing it…is that pervy? Full Story

Posted on Monday, July 30, 2007

Holding her own…

Umbrella. Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh. Sorry. But seriously…are you shocked? A celebrity holding her own umbrella? How often does that happen? Here’s Penelope Cruz looking gorgeous on her way to a photo shoot in NYC battling the rain. Yes…I too love the jeans. Pene has been working on Woody Allen’s latest with Scarlett Johansson. Full Story

Posted on Friday, July 13, 2007

Denny? Javier?

Is this Denny? On location in Ireland with Hilary Swank for a movie called PS I Love you. Unlike millions of other swooning sisters across North America, I wasn't a big fan of Denny. Maybe because he looked so sickly, maybe because Izzie was so hysterically out of control, mostly because I love Alex. Full Story

Posted on Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Best Man: Javier Bardem

Just say it. Say it out loud. Javier Bardem. And now look at him and say Oh Javier, darling. And then listen to him talk, in his sexy as all shizzy Spanish accent. And then watch his movies...like Before Night Falls and his latest The Sea Inside. Is this a sexy beast or what??? Full Story

Posted on Monday, January 17, 2005