Jennifer Love Hewitt Gossip
Size Two wore her hair for a small town prom. Or a small town wedding circa 1995. How the f&ck does this get past security? How the f&ck did she find a stylist even willing to do this? Ken Paves wouldn’t do this! Even Ken Paves would draw the line at this! I’m telling you…when you have to go out of state to get your hair did, it’s wrong. Full Story
Is it just me or did the 35 year old seem like she was sucking in so hard she could barely breathe? I get that everyone there was Spanxing it last night, holding in every last imaginary ripple, every curve that starvation could not kill, faint and woozy from a week’s worth of eating air… but Hayden Panettiere seemed especially uncomfortable. Full Story
Attention starved Jennifer Love Hewitt was snapped at the beach in Hawaii last week generating the most headlines she’s had, probably ever, for the size of her ass. UK tabloids and many North American blogs noted her fuller figure and compared it to days past, when young “Love” peaked on Party of Five, and way back when John Mayer supposedly composed “Your Body is a Wonderland” in her honour. Full Story
Why???????????????????????????????? This is Jennifer Love Hewitt the star of The Ghost Whisperer, perhaps one of the suckiest ass shows on television, attending the Spike Scream Awards at the weekend. You will note she is turning out her feet. A neurotic pet peeve but still… She is turning out her feet. Full Story
Her tits aren’t pouring out, it’s not quite a prom dress, it’s black and appropriate, hair wasn’t swept up in a beehive, and she stayed in a corner where she belongs, away from all the real stars. Am proud. Well done. Full Story
Or a new one. Or maybe it’s just her. It’s the curse of the B List, you know? No matter how clever the publicist and how famous the Pipsqueak boyfriend, Jessica Biel is simply a Shelf Ass and a tv girl. And tv girls can’t own the carpet. Last night at the premiere of Chuck & Larry… Jessica wearing something Jennifer Love Hewitt would wear and trying to suppress her ManTran. Full Story
After a slump last year, Stephen Huvane has come out swinging. Brilliant, brilliant manoeuvres of late and a formidable sparring partner for the Pitts – matching them move for move so far after getting his ass handed to him last year. Love it. Last week we were teased – Jennifer Aniston spotted with a new dude, reported by People. Full Story
The King of Queens goes off the air after 9 seasons so Leah Remini, better known as Jennifer Lopez’s BFF and scientological life coach, is promoting a new project: an internet series called In the MotherHood. Thing is, it’s really too bad about the weirdness and the chills, you know? Because Leah is actually pretty entertaining. Full Story
Jennifer Garner is a pretty girl. Very pretty. And the dress was lovely. Lovelier than it looks here. Here for some reason it looks hideous. And it was far from hideous. It was a Valentino, with whom she arrived and again, she looked pretty and lovely. And you have to understand that I’m saying this with as little enthusiasm as possible. Full Story
Having seen Sienna Miller in person at Burger King, I can almost picture how she must have been during this interview with The Guardian.
Simply put, the girl is off the rails. It was pretty pathetic when she was cussing her face off on her cell phone at the airport in Salt Lake City but during an interview? I have to admit I do appreciate her refreshing candour. Full Story
My Gwyneth is going to the Oscars! My Gwyneth!
And Jennifer Lopez too! Two Ben Affleck exes on the same carpet at the time...
Awkward.
Love.It.
Also an abundance of ex GMD beards too. Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, the RoboBride on his arm...makes for some interesting PR maneuvering to avoid a collision, or perhaps Nicole and Keith will go in for the killer photo opp and pose together?
Love. Full Story
Jennifer Hudson on the cover of Vogue…Poor Beyonce must be chompin’ on her weave.
Or maybe not.
What would you prefer? Not making the cover of Vogue or making the cover of Vogue but looking like ass?
Hmmm...tough call.
Have a look - quite possibly one of the shittiest photo shoots I’ve seen in a long, long time. Full Story
She has called People Magazine a tabloid before, she has said repeatedly she doesn’t care for the trash perpetuated in gossip rags. And yet…when Jennifer Aniston wants to fellate the MiniVan Majority, when she wants to make sure her status as America’s Sweetheart remains unblemished, she goes running back to People for an “exclusive” interview for no other reason than to talk about appearing in her best friend’s new tv show Dirt, Courteney Cox’s collaborative effort with husband David Arquette. Full Story
Such a letdown…perhaps the worst of the evening, like Scarlett O’Hara at a funeral, and I still don’t understand why she keeps going back to the pouf.
The first time it was alright. The second less so. The third was just insulting and now it’s just plain lazy.
This is hair for Jennifer Love Hewitt. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Huge thanks to George for taking my late night talk show virginity on The Hour yesterday. And also to Rick for making the experience more than pleasant.
Most of all though, my smutty appreciation to all of YOU who tuned in and for all your messages of encouragement…means a lot.
Thank you, love you, owe you.
If you missed it and would like to watch, hit The Hour website here– the clip should be up by noon today.
People’s Choice Awards tonight… Yawn.
Still, a glimmer of interest, since it’s the MiniVan Majority voting, Jennifer Aniston will likely walk away with at least 3 awards, if not the entire show from top to bottom – fantastic news for our poor girl’s self esteem and also for her Love Horizon.
After all, John Stamos could show up and sweep her off her feet, ending too many years of overreaching beyond her station, kicking off many years of true love, sensible love, at last.
I hope for Jen.
Tuesday – blogging throughout the day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
There is the Nicole you know from the red carpet. I love the red carpet Nicole. Always poised, always willing to take a risk, hardly ever boring and black…it’s why she’s on the Love List, it’s why she remains there in spite of the fact that she paid for love to promote an image.
And then there’s the “other” Nicole. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It’s 2007 and a very romantic start - celebrity love is definitely in the air. Lovers…and losers too.
So after a very indulgent holiday break, gossip is back on FULL TIME as we head into its busiest season: Sundance, Globes, Grammys, Oscar, Britney’s new album release, likely yet another manufactured relationship for Jennifer Aniston – the year ahead is full of smutty promise.
Tuesday, live blogging, check back often for updates, click on “LAST WEEK” from the left hand side of the page for archived articles you might have missed.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
As mentioned earlier, email is wonky – some subscribers received the message with riddle clues, some haven’t.
Will attempt to resend but in the meantime, here are the list of winners from last week’s Devil Wears Prada DVD and bag giveaway. Prizes will be mailed out on Wednesday.
And remember – the DVD comes out tomorrow!
DVD winner: Holly R from Tweed, ON for actually comparing Victoria Beckham’s concrete tits to McDonald’s hamburgers…hee:
“I love that she actually expects people to believe that she is 100% natural. Full Story
Even by her standards, this is orange, non? Does she ever NOT tan?
Check out Jen supporting Courteney at the premiere of Dirt on Saturday wearing…wait for it, wait for it… yes of course, a little black dress – totally appropriate on this night.
Courteney, after all, is her fiercest ally, her shoulder to cry on, again and again and again and again. Full Story
As you know, they only roll with a certain crowd these days. As you know that crowd traveled all the way to Italy to fete their union, and they continue to do so back in LA, as evidenced last night, everyone reunited and out for dinner: Tom and Katie and Victoria and Jennifer and Marc.
Can’t believe it – Posh and JLo can actually stand each other?
Love, love, love. Full Story
