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Jessica Simpson Gossip

That Girl Again

The tranny may have receded but she’s not gone. The tranny still exists in Jessica’s footwear. Look at those abominations. Everything ugly on her is made so much worse. And her style sense is still for ass. Also doesn’t help that she will always be That Girl. Let’s face it, Jessica Simpson will, more often than not, be the prettiest girl in the room, non-Hollywood. Full Story

Jessica Simpson in white dress out for dinner with friends Jessica Simpson in white dress out for dinner with friends

Posted on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 7:10 AM

Why George is not the GMD

It happens all the time – celebrities experience failure and they deny it. They don’t want to discuss it. They talk around the issue, they make up excuses, they blame everyone else for their disappointments. See Tom Cruise on Oprah. How refreshing then that the current King of Hollywood, regardless of his romantic proclivities, is man enough to address it straight up. Full Story

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Posted on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 7:25 AM

The Difference of a Year

Last year John Mayer accompanied a tranny  to the Costume Institute Gala. She wore a Cavalli that was too small, resulting in back fat and Lara and I lost our sh*t. It was the beginning of the end. Shortly after that, John and Jessica parted ways. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 8:52 AM

Jess & Tony: drama in Vegas

See? She’s an idiot when it comes to love. As reported yesterday, no one can annihilate a love a fair quicker than Jessica Simpson who recently gushed to Glamour Magazine... Full Story

Jessica Simpson Tony Romo huge fight in Vegas

Posted on Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 7:47 AM

How Jessica Simpson F*cks up her Love Life

Will this girl ever learn? Or will that pervy Joe ever let her just live her love instead of selling her love? And every other aspect of her life? Jess graces the cover of the new issue of Glamour and reveals many private details about her relationship with Tony Romo during the interview. Like… private. Full Story

Jessica Simpson tells Glamour Magazine about her first date with Tony Romo

Posted on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 9:02 AM

Putting BigMouth to good use

It’s Tony Romo’s birthday today and he celebrated this weekend in Dallas at a club called Suite with his bombshell by his side. Jessica Simpson serenaded her man and then helped him eat his cake, using her well-trained tongue (thank you Johnny Knoxville) to lick the cream off his lips. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, April 21, 2008 at 1:00 PM

When She’s With Ken

What is it about Ken Paves that he brings out Jessica’s tranny time and again? It’s not as bad as it’s been in the past but the signs are all there – the linebacker shoulders, those hermy-lookin’ legs, and also an air of tacky even with a trillion dollar bag and matching shoes. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, April 14, 2008 at 10:55 AM

Tranny Needs to Shave

It’s all in the name of art but the timing is piss poor, pardon the pun. Jessica Simpson pictured here on the cover of Esquire shaving her face, recreating as similar cover of actress Virna Lisi from 1965. Problem is, recently in particular, the image of a woman shaving isn’t exactly associated with sexy. Full Story

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Posted on Wednesday, April 09, 2008 at 11:08 AM

Jess + Ken = Tranny

Thank you Ken Paves! It’s been a long time since Jessica Simpson’s tranny was let loose – how lovely of Ken to amuse us by bringing it out. Can you think of one client who actually looks good after leaving his chair??? How does he stay in business??? Here are Jessica and Ken at a photo shoot for their cheap ass weave, manufactured of course for the same folks to who rock long fake nails and still wear their nude liner 2 shades darker than the lipstick. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, April 08, 2008 at 4:12 PM

Tranny Game Jinx

Tony Romo took away Jessica Simpson’s tranny. Crazy how you miss certain things, non? But it’s undeniable, Tony’s Jess is the best Jess since... well… since ever. And looking good is never bad. What’s bad is not winning. And Jess doesn’t win much. Last night was no exception. Full Story

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Posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 10:49 AM

Sold at Dillards!

You know how I feel about Dillard’s. Click here for a refresher. Dillard’s. Dillard’s. Nothing says class like selling at Dillard’s. And Jessica Simpson is selling at Dillard’s! Check her out this weekend at an in-store signing. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, March 10, 2008 at 11:30 AM

The Doucheness of John’s Lyrics

Every songwriter has their own process. When you’re a douchebag and a new famewhore, you blast your creative process out on your blog. If you’re John Mayer you go a step further and you file it under the guise of the esoteric when in reality, it’s not so much the expression of art but rather the exploitation of it. Full Story

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Posted on Friday, March 07, 2008 at 8:40 AM

Best.Jess.Ever

With Nick Lachey is tacky ass bad and too much cleave. With John Mayer she wore her pants high-waisted, her face bloated, and everything else tranny. With Tony Romo, ever since Tony Romo, it’s been a whole new Jess. Proof of that is in the hair. The hair has not looked budget or ghetto weaved, not once. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, March 04, 2008 at 10:26 AM

Love in the Off Season

It’s still months from training camp and Tony Romo is making the most of the off-season living the luxe life in LA. After being apart for a couple of days last week, Jessica and Tony reunited at the weekend and hit up Villa with her bestie Cacee Cobb. Then they dropped by Teddy’s before returning home. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, March 03, 2008 at 7:12 AM

Philanthropy or Strategery?

So Jessica Simpson wrote on her site yesterday that she’s heading to Kuwait to perform for the troops. Somehow the paps immediately found her at the airport. Jess of course is providing a much needed boost to the morale of those stationed overseas – her vocal gymnastics is surely what they need to chill out, take their minds off fighting and warring for a change. Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, February 28, 2008 at 5:26 AM

See Ya Later, Douchebag

It has taken me all week to read John Mayer's interview with Best Life. Not because I’ve been busy, but because I was bored. So bored I could only manage one page at a time. One page is all I could tolerate. Full Story

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Posted on Friday, February 15, 2008 at 12:00 AM

Reality for Country

Jessica Simpson is working on a country album. On a larger scale, she’s also working on her career. Because, thanks to the efforts of her pimp ass perv of a father, her career is in the sh*thouse. At the height of her popularity though, she was the star of her very own reality tv show Newlyweds with ex husband Nick Lachey. Full Story

Jessica Simpson in talks for reality show with CMT

Posted on Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 12:00 AM

No Tranny for Tony

Love them together. Jessica Simson and Tony Romo returned to LA from Hawaii after the Pro Bowl yesterday. As you can see, Jess’s plane gear is super cute. And it has been a long, long, long time since the Tranny came out to play. Rather, Tony’s Jess is a softer Jess. And also much less skanky. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 12:00 AM

Jess Goes to the Pro Bowl

Tony Romo played in the Pro Bowl yesterday and Jessica Simpson tagged along for yet another weekend holiday, not wanting to be away from her man during a testosterone-fueled weekend in Hawaii. Here they are arriving at their hotel Saturday looking super cute. Holy sh*t her cans are massive! And how will the totally unproven, winless in the playoffs, 6 year, 67 million dollar Romo spend his off season? Bet your big Texas tits there will be at least 2 more vacations to come. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, February 11, 2008 at 12:00 AM

Carb Face in Person

Nick Lachey is very, very nice. Very well mannered, very professional, seemingly intelligent, and surprisingly well spoken. I think it would be hard not to like him. Quivering for him, however, is another matter entirely. But there were many people quivering for him last night at Matt Leinart’s party, our second party of the evening, also in support of a charitable cause. Full Story

Nick Lachey at Matt Leinart Superbowl party

Posted on Thursday, January 31, 2008 at 2:58 PM