Jessica Simpson Gossip
This full moon is beaming through my window with grace. I am falling asleep encountering this intense moonlit dream. Thank God it found me. The search for the perfect sentence stops here. And what an abundance of generosity. For Jessica Simpson has gifted us with not one, but two offerings. Via Twitter... Full Story
Jessica Simpson was photographed in India yesterday, another trip for her pseudo doc series The Price of Beauty. The price of beauty is her personal hairstylist who comes everywhere with her and is likely not paid for out of her own pocket but as part of her contract for doing the show. Anyway, there was a party in her honour last night, she stayed for 90 minutes, then went back to her hotel accompanied by the aforementioned hairstylist and her friend CaCee Cobb who used to be her personal assistant and then quit but could be her personal assistant again because she’s travelling everywhere with her now. Full Story
Post divorce, Jessica Simpson has the worst taste in men. And the same taste as Jennifer Aniston. John Mayer, now Gerard Butler? So says Page Six, reporting today that Porny had dinner with Spittle on Tuesday, accompanied by friends but totally cocooned in their own imaginary bubble, eventually leaving the restaurant together…for more? Great. Full Story
It’s too easy. There’s no art to it. I mean this? This is WEAK. And this is why I think I started rooting for her. Jessica Simpson isn’t a bad heart. She’s just genetically stupid. It’s the lack of leadership in her life, and friendship too, and a proper stylist… Have been trying in vain to change all this. Full Story
I bunked at Duana’s last week when I was in Toronto and Michelle came over one night late and somehow our super fun conversation degenerated into a John Mayer lovefest during which they tried to peer pressure me into appreciating him by playing me his song Comfortable. They sat on the couch, two giggling adolescents, singing and reading along with the lyrics. Full Story
Sigh. What will we do with her? She’s just… It’s like trying to mold concrete. Jessica Simpson was out on 2 occasions this weekend – first at a gala in support of Operation Smile and then in Vegas with sister Ashlee to celebrate Pete Wentz’s birthday. She attended the charity benefit with her main gay Ken Paves and her parents. Full Story
I’m not trashing Jessica Simpson for losing her dog. She might be dumb as f-ck with poor taste in men, pathetic and sad and stylistically challenged, but when it comes to the death of Daisy, I’m not jumping on the hate train with Martha Stewart and so many others, especially when she’s grieving a tragedy, no matter if it was preventable. Full Story
Jessica Simpson was the special guest model at the Ozlem Suer fashion show in Paris today. Yes, I hate the dress too. And the shoes stink of hooker-wear. Having said that, big ups to the designer for putting a body on the catwalk that isn’t allergic to food. Because aside from the assy styling, Jessica looks great. Full Story
Look at our Porny… Yesterday at LAX with Ken Paves and her dad – her tits are under control, it’s a very flattering trench cinched at the right spot, hair is natural and unweaved, a very cute pair of shoes in a tasteful colour… There is no trace of porn. Porny looks decent. Oh honey. Full Story
Page Six is reporting that Jessica Simpson’s pimp father Joe has been campaigning on behalf of his daughter to replace Paula Abdul’s vacated seat at the judge’s table on American Idol. Full Story
Porny started dating Tony Romo and he started sucking. They blamed her rather unfairly, I think. After all, Romo was unproven at the time he was offered that huge contract, still unproven now, and widely regarded as totally overhyped. Porny became the scapegoat. Poor Porny. Before Kate Hudson Alex Rodriguez was already regarded as highly skilled, with the numbers to back it up. Full Story
An extraordinary amount of patience is required to be friends with Jessica Simpson. I am not a patient person. But I am a good friend. And she needs me, so I’m working on it. Porny is frustrating though because progress is always mixed with f-ckery. Before celebrating improvement, you must wait for the other shoe to drop. Full Story
Jessica Simpson continues to hook up and break up with men who humiliate her. As if it wasn’t enough that he dumped her the night before her birthday, Us Weekly reports that Tony Romo apparently also announced the break up to everyone living in his gated community, informing security that she was no longer to be allowed access to his home in Dallas which is why a sign at the entrance has been posted that reads: "RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN. Full Story
We are helping? As imaginary friends of Jessica Simpson, I think our work is working. No more articles on People.com from “friends” describing that she’s sad and mopey and a total loser sitting on her mom’s couch drunk texting Tony Romo. Instead, two sightings in a row that reflect a more pulled-together, more positive, more defiant Jessica. Full Story
Good. Porny is going back to the gym. She wallowed in her jammies for a couple of weeks after Tony Romo bailed on her and now, obviously, she called up Ken Paves, told him to do her hair, had a makeup artist come by and apply the “natural” look, and made arrangements to be photographed emerging from break up hell. Full Story
How long before they get back together? John Mayer lives for attention. And he knows it would be a great story. Pisser is probably working it with Porny right now over text and Skype, perhaps he sent her a CD of tracks, new limp dick music to heal her broken heart. It’s apparently a move he uses often. Full Story
Why did Romo walk out on Porny? According to Radar John Mayer’s been f-cking around again. Word is everything between Jessica Simpson and QB1 was great…until last Thursday when he found out that Douchebag was still texting her. Full Story
Oh no. Oh girl, oh no. I am still not Jessica Simpson’s friend. Neither are you. So we can’t help her. And she will need help. A LOT of help. People.com is reporting that she’s been dumped by Tony Romo again. Full Story
She knew we needed her. And she delivered, just like Mimi. Tiger Woods held his pro am yesterday in DC and invited Tony Romo. With Romo came Porny. She tucked her bits into a tight striped dress and sang the national anthem. LOVE what was written on the Washington Post blog... Full Story
Oh Porny! We need you! Especially since Mimi is hiding her cheese. It’s Jessica Simpson in New York last night looking surprisingly very well put together with Ken Paves and some other friends heading out for a boat cruise. We saw Ken Paves last week at the MMVAs to style Kim Kardashian and Lady Gaga. Full Story
