What Else?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2017 20:33:50 September 7, 2017 20:33:50

This is not what I would have expected if you told me that Bret Easton Ellis wrote an article about Joaquin Phoenix. Well, actually, it kind of is. Because BEE knows gossip. The gossip might not be delivered US Weekly styles, but he knows where to place it so that it will be found. Which is why even though this piece is very much in line with what we know of Joaquin – he’s anti-celebrity, anti-Hollywood, he smokes a lot, he’s “authentic” – it also tells you what you wanted to know about Joaquin’s love life and who he loves right now: Rooney Mara.  (Dlisted) 

The Daenerys Targaryen of Calabasas? If you watch Game Of Thrones, this is probably insulting. But also, maybe, it’s kind of hilarious? Taylor Swift has her Arya Stark kill list. And now Kim Kardashian appears to be cosplaying the Khaleesi. I mean, you can’t deny that Hollywood is totally Game Of Thrones for popularity. (Cele|bitchy) 

It’s true. This is not subtle. Cindy Crawford very famously repped Pepsi. And now Kaia Gerber is wearing Pepsi. And Alexander Wang. And it’s unreal how much she looks like her mother. It’s also unreal how beautiful she is, because, obviously her mother is Cindy Crawford. How long before she starts hanging out with Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner? (Go Fug Yourself) 

God I love Kelly Clarkson. I mean, this is just the perfect answer to the question: why The Voice and not American Idol? And I’m not even cynical about her response. Like, I totally believe her. That said, she made the right call. Because Idol is still looking for judges. They’ve only been able to confirm Katy Perry. Auditions have started and they’re still in negotiations with people. Whoever does end up signing on is basically admitting that they were on page 2 of the list, if not page 3. (Just Jared) 

And on that note, whoever says yes to American Idol, from page 2 or page 3 of their wish list, which at this point feels like a desperation list, is dealing with a cash flow problem. So, in lieu of standard payment for work, ie a deposit into their bank account, they might have to ….settle for a roller coaster?  (TMZ) 

Did you know that there’s a Reese Witherspoon movie for every mood? The mood they pick for This Means War cracked me up. Remember This Means War? Can you believe Tom Hardy agreed to be in This Means War? I feel like This Means War is the reason he makes so many films now with his face covered up. (Mashable) 

 


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