Jude Law Gossip
Today in London at a press conference announcing production on Sherlock Holmes starring Robert Downey Jr , Guy Richie confirmed the last piece of the puzzle. Who’s Watson? None other than the polka dot dandy Jude Law! It’ll be a boost for Jude’s career. Full Story
This is Jude Law last night leaving Claridges after the Tropic Thunder premiere. Like… shave your f7cking head already! My dad started losing his hair at 25. And he persisted with the combover. And when it was blowing outside the longer parts would flip in the wind and I remember thinking to myself one day when he picked me up from school that he could braid it, it was so long. Full Story
Jude Law was shooting in Toronto through the fall, for the most part flew under the radar, especially towards the end of production, and then kept a pretty low profile the last few months. He landed in Vancouver yesterday to begin work on The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus – the last of 3 actors completing what Heath Ledger left behind. Full Story
Seriously…this is a miracle. Nothing short of astounding. Because not too long ago, Brendan Fraser was grasping at wisps. Literally. Back in April, he looked like a newborn manchild with the plugs freshly installed and some kind of microderm abrasion peeling several years off his face. Now just six months later, it’s like Brendan never left the Cave. Full Story
Jude Law at the London premiere of Sleuth. On the plus side – he’s not fighting his bald. On the down side… Alfie is clearly gone forever. Jude’s pretty peaked early. Jude is not George Clooney. Jude’s pretty is clearly on the wane. And curiously enough, Jude’s pretty started receding, along with this hairline, after leaving Sienna forever. Full Story
People is reporting exclusively that pretty Jude Law will not be charged for his attack-a-pap incident from last month. Jude as you recall became enraged outside his home in September when he spotted a photographer who claimed Jude barrelled over unwarranted and proceeded to abuse him. Jude told the magazine he was “delighted to be vindicated”. Full Story
Jude Law at the NYC premiere of Sleuth yesterday looking pretty in a brown hat. Jude is headed to Toronto very shortly to begin work on Repossession Mambo with Forest Whitaker. Multiple sources have confirmed to me that Jude will be undergoing an intense diet and exercise regimen to get ready for the role. Full Story
From the new Hello Canada with a nauseating Katherine Heigl on the cover – here’s Jude Law in Afghanistan at work on a documentary for Peace One Day founded by his friend Jeremy Gilley 8 years ago. The United Nations has since “passed a resolution to establish a global day of ceasefire. Full Story
Jude Law last night at the TIFF premiere of Sleuth. Dapper dandy was surprisingly in fine spirits considering the little pap incident he had last week. Stopped to talk to everyone, even a little flirty at times, and trademark Jude style – skinny tie, skinny pants, very tan, and prettier than every woman in the theatre. Full Story
Can’t explain it…am obsessed with Savannah Miller. Here are Sienna and Savannah holding hands in NYC yesterday on tour promoting Twenty8Twelve. Am told that Sienna could not be sweeter and more genuinely willing to heap credit and praise for the line on Savannah. At the launch party in London last week, it was all she could do she to make sure people knew that her sister was the talent behind the designs, that Savannah is deserving of any and all praise for the creations without a hint of overkill or contrivance. Full Story
Jude Law is trying to man-up. Arrested yesterday for allegedly kicking the shit out of a photographer who was taking photos of his children, Jude was detained by police and released on bail, scheduled to return to court next month. Jude claims he was trying to protect this children, the paparazzo is claiming that his camera was still in his bag and that Jude called him a pedophile before trying to wrest the man’s camera away from him. Full Story
He doesn’t do it for me but some crazy bitch always sends me hate mail whenever I rag on his pansy ass so he must do it for someone. And I suppose, in a theatrical, the-cameras-are-rolling romantic comedy kind of way, Jude Law has a certain flavour …if that’s your thing. Check it out – he’s now being linked to a German model called Susan Hoecke. Full Story
Jude Law in Cornwall on holiday with his children frolicking on the beach and even though his polka tie neck tie isn’t making an appearance, it might as well be tied around his waist. I don’t care how hard he tries to grow that fur on his chest and pump up his arms, after that brief quiverational direction change in Cannes... Full Story
Dear Gossips,
What kind of an idiot takes a 4 year old to camp outside Paris Hilton’s house way past her bedtime??? If you live in Florida, please find this bitch and slap her shitless.
As for your emails – whether or not Daniel Radcliffe pinged my gaydar following his leather vest appearance in Details … no and not in person either. Just young and Eurostyle. Think Jude Law.
Tuesday, am online all day, refresh for new posts.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Much love and affection to Sue R who just had her baby Jack weighing in at a hefty 9 lbs – congratulations!
I don’t think so but Karen L and I were debating it the other night at the Sanderson Hotel. She says yes, I say no…You? Here’s Chelsy arriving at Heathrow yesterday, likely joining Hot Harry on a Horse at the Concert for Diana on Sunday. Girl can fill out a pair of jeans, that’s for sure. Full Story
She came on the scene in 2004 – Jude Law’s new arm candy with shoulder length wavy unkempt hair and a cool boho style. From one season declared a style icon even though it’s the only look she does well. High glam is clearly not Sienna. But wispy and vagabond definitely is. New layers and a shade darker, looks kinda hung over, check out Sienna in London the other day back to her roots. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Only been the first weekend in Cannes and a permanent hangover already. Every evening begins at midnight and ends well after dawn…
But last night was the best. Last night was the U2 mini-concert on the steps of the Palais – Bono and the Boys live, blaring out onto the street…kicks Britney’s tragic lipsync up the arse. Can she sing??? At all???
Sorry…I digress. How insulting to U2 to have to be interrupted, especially by her.
So it was the premiere of the band’s concert doc called u2 3D, hugest crowd yet gathered outside at 1am and hitting up the bars afterwards.
Then it was over to the Hotel du Cap for the Vanity Fair party which is where my Leo held court in low key fashion with Jude Law’s new wingman James Blunt who, for reasons that have escaped me, can’t seem to keep the girls off his jock. Ew. And Mischa Barton was there too, having just signed on to the upcoming St Trinian’s alongside Colin Firth, Emily Watson, and Rupert Everett ….WTF?
No ….seriously ….among people who can actually act, how the hell is she going to keep up?
Five days down and many more to come – Cannes really heats up this week with everyone on pins and needles for the arrival of George Clooney and the Oceans crew. A Mighty Heart screens for the press Monday as well – will be heading there and then the press conference immediately afterwards…keep you posted.
Don’t forget to scroll down, catch up on articles you may have missed. I updated on Saturday as well.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
Dear Gossips,
Sorry I’m late… it was one of those nights last night, you know? The go-to-bed-without-removing-your-makeup kind of night?
Have covered the Toronto International Film Festival and Sundance but when it comes to parties, when it comes to debauchery and excess, there really is nothing like Cannes. And the stereotype about the Euro jet set party circuit?
Totally true. T
These people are crazy. The amount of money they spend is crazy. Champagne flowing like it’s water, billionaires with mail order model brides, socialites and social climbers throwing themselves at each other, cocaine all over the loo, and of course the celebrities – from the D List to the A list – present and playing and feeling no pain.
Playboy Party last night at the VIP Club, Jude Law was there in a section heavily guarded by security …but who is Jude Law compared to Pamela Anderson? In that situation, he was minor. My champagne-tinged observations on the way.
Friday – blogging all afternoon, check back often for new posts. Will also be updating over weekend. A certain tranny is having a party tonight…keep you posted.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
It hurt to write that. Excruciating pain. But during a week of sin and sex, when things get going at 2am, who else could be Queen but Pamela Anderson. She was flown out for a day to promote her shit ass movie Blonde and Blonder and also to promote the new Cannes Nikki Beach (a club). We were there for an hour or so last night – it was decadent Euro cheese at its finest: men with chains and tight shirts, women dancing on tables, bad house beats thump thump thumping, every accent imaginable…and some woman singing along to the music, random words from other well known songs ripped off to match whatever melody just happened to be playing and then screeching – NIKKI BEACH! – every 5 seconds. Full Story
Attracted to Jude Law for the first time. And it’s not as though I’ve never seen him before. I saw him last year at TIFF. Was at a party, he was holding court with Ethan Hawke – both total greaseballs, Jude in a leather vest greaseball kind of way…you know what I mean? And that’s what he was wearing, actually. Full Story
