Katie Holmes Gossip
For the rest of the world, most of the time, babies are conceived when two people get together and have sex. On occasion, when that isn’t successful, science is involved. These procedures however do not include purging aliens from our reproductive tracts. Unless of course you’re a member of the Church of Xenu. Full Story
I am a short person. I also have stubby legs. The combination makes for some tricky wardrobe issues. So I know about short people dressing problems. Always wanting to be taller, I never thought about tall people dressing problems. Didn’t think they existed. But Katie Holmes keeps proving it over and over and over again – tall people have dressing problems too. Full Story
Oh lawd, why? Katie Holmes is in New York. They say she’s there to scout for meeting for her label Holmes & Yang and to scout for material for the new line. Just did a quick google, this was the closest I came to actually looking at the items – click here... Full Story
CAA always has a huge party every Superbowl weekend. Needing to give his career a boost, the GMD and Robo Katie Holmes showed up with his Knight & Day co-star Cameron Diaz to remind us that he’s a big star. ARod was there too. And they posed together for a photo. So now everyone is saying Manslinger’s discard is hooking up with Cammie D. Full Story
Katie Holmes went shopping yesterday on her own … with bodyguards. Wonder what Little Sci is getting from Hermes. Along the way, she ran into a friend and remembered how to smile. Exhausted from all the money spending, Katie hit up the Starbucks for a coffee break. You will note, she’s dressed casually in jeans, a lumberjack shirt…and heels. Full Story
For weeks she was at the dance studio, and the paps were waiting, and the publicists were whipping us all into an anticipatory frenzy – Katie Holmes to perform on So You Think You Can Dance! Then she went to Australia to film a new movie… What? Oh, so it was pre-taped. Right. Well at least she looked good. Full Story
As you know, the GMD and Cameron Diaz have been working on a new movie called Knight & Day. A trailer has just been released. I like their chemistry. And I like the look of it. And while I’m not saying it’ll be the best sh-t ever of all time, I enjoy watching movie stars in movies. REAL movie stars. Full Story
Remember when Robo went to Washington for Memorial Day events and walked around on stilts? …the f-ck was up with these giant long leg pants? Five minutes later she was wearing terribly unflattering “mom on holiday” jeans. Indeed, 2009 gave us many Robo assy style moments. Some she designed, some others designed, and all made worse by her “creative eye”, now on sale at Maxfield, one of the most high priced exclusive shoppes in Los Angeles. Full Story
I’ve heard some f-cked up civilian dinner stories. Like real people acting like assholes over steak. And what bites my ass so hard is that I’m not allowed to share most of them. You wouldn’t believe the way some people behave. So in that respect, in comparison, I guess the way the GMD and Katie Holmes entertain at dinner well it’s not quite as eyerolling as the real people I’ve encountered, but at the same time, as always, they do bring the fontrum. Full Story
Cameron Diaz joined the GMD and Katie Holmes at the Sevilla vs Glasgow soccer game last night. Katie seemed much more animated than usual, non? Was it the beer? Robo gets smashed? Look at her all touchy feely and tipsy. This will be me tonight too with my Darren at Lady Gaga. What’s amazing is that she’s allowed to imbibe. Full Story
He’s a big boy on his big bike and he knows better than you. So if you dare question the GMD’s manly man knowledge, you’re going to get The Hand. Please. Why try? He knows EVERYTHING. He has studied the History of Bikes. You don’t know the History of Bikes. Here he is shooting a bike scene with Cameron Diaz yesterday in Spain. Full Story
Little Sci loves dressing up in pretty frilly things. Just like Daddy? Little Sci’s advantage is that she gets to do this in public. She and Katie Holmes flew to Sevilla, Spain this weekend to spend time with the GMD who’s been busy shooting Knight & Day with Cameron Diaz. The camera happy family hit up the park for some public play time, showing off Little Sci’s dramatic new pink flamenca. Full Story
The GMD is off in Europe having the time of his life shooting Knight & Day with Cameron Diaz, riding around on a motorcycle all manly man, waving at his public, grinning widely at the crowds gathering around the set. Meanwhile Katie Holmes flew back to Hollywood this weekend to walk the carpet at the Dizzy Feet Foundation Inaugural Celebration of Dance yesterday with her hair in a messy knot and a gorgeous pale grey leather jacket. Full Story
Never mind the wrath of Xenu. Katie Holmes has disrespected Twilight. And the Twi-Hards, well, you know they can f-ck a bitch up. Katie and her friends hit up a New York theatre on Saturday to see New Moon. Instead of memorising every minute of the movie and hanging on every tortured glance exchanged between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, Katie supposedly would not shut up. Full Story
The GMD is in Austria shooting Knight & Day with Cameron Diaz. He showed his big grin off for some fans yesterday but they were unable to find an apple box for him to stand on so he had to puff his chest out extra manly. While Tom worked in Europe, Katie Holmes stayed back for her own project The Romantics and spent the weekend with the girls Isabella and Little Sci. Full Story
It’s their anniversary today and to celebrate the occasion both Us Weekly and Star Magazine feature the couple on their covers, both publications taking it balls to the wall with suggestions that theirs is a contract marriage fraught with drama. Full Story
Are almost never cute. Why can’t every bridesmaid just wear her favourite little black dress? Makes for great photos. But brides are crazy. I KNOW because I was a bride and I was crazy. And I was a crazy bride with a crazy squawking chicken mother. Imagine. Anyway, Katie Holmes wore a bridesmaid dress today on the set of The Romantics in New York shooting a wedding scene while towering over Elijah Wood. Full Story
Laura is prepping for the Nine junket. We’ve been watching footage all day. She’s sending Ben. Pout. Something we learned in research: Katie Holmes was rumoured to have auditioned for it and lost out to Penelope Cruz. Please. Like she could have held up against these ladies. Even Granny Freeze. Full Story
This is shocking. Katie Holmes appeared in New York this morning continuing to shoot The Romantics, for which she is a producer, on a coffee run. Herself. She carried her own coffee. Robo doesn’t normally travel independently. Besides, these are tasks reserved for the lowly. She also always is accompanied by security. Full Story
He flew in to see Katie Holmes in New York. Showed up on set today to visit her, and the paps too, wearing plaid and a big smile. Of course. He looks good. Because I can’t see his tits. Top Gun was on the other day. Not sure what it is about Top Gun but whenever it’s on, I have to watch it. Full Story
