Kiefer Sutherland Gossip
Rather ironic, don't you think? Kiefer Sutherland plead no contest to DUI yesterday and will reportedly be sentenced to 48 days for drinking, then getting behind the wheel of a car and attempting to kill people…not once, BUT TWICE. Kiefer was previously charged in 2004 and was on probation last month when arrested again for the same offence. Full Story
Driving drunk repeatedly? Yes please do charge him. Kiefer Sutherland is officially facing two misdemeanour counts of DUI and could be looking at 18 months in prison which of course is why he’s hired high powered attorney Blair Berk. Seems like all Berk clients get to walk, although word is Kiefer will be appearing before the same judge who tore Paris Hilton a new asshole. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
I am officially obsessed with Gossip Girl. Surprisingly SO much better than the books which are actually kinda shit.
The show however is sublime. Perfectly cast with one irritating love him/hate him stand-out in particular: the boy who plays Chuck Bass. Something about the way he speaks – that sneer, how he doesn’t move his lips while he’s moving his lips – very Ryan Phillippe circa Cruel Intentions. Back when Ryan Phillippe actually mattered.
Sinfully enjoyable and definitely worth checking out – at least before it gets cancelled. Good shows always do.
My love and gratitude for all your well wishes – thank you, love you, owe you. And a few new giveaways to prove to prove it.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Never take your birthday off…but always take the day AFTER off. To recover!
PPS. Hit ‘em with the same stick: with his driving record, why is Kiefer Sutherland still allowed to drive??? Why is Britney Spears still allowed to drive???
Dear Gossips,
Another celebrity drunk driver. This time not a Hollywood skank twat but Kiefer Sutherland – no stranger to a little bit of drama and also, rumour has it, rather fond of his hooch. DUI, twice the legal limit, and arrested after pulling an illegal u-turn. This is his 2nd strike.
Is he above the law?
And do you kinda love how Charlie Sheen is publicly tearing Denise Richards a new asshole? More on that later.
Am headed home to Vancouver today. It’s a 5 hour round trip so only blogging in the morning. Tomorrow is 34. Am old.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. A very Potter birthday to Marsi – Snape Forever! And to Shannon celebrating her stagette this weekend in Chicago before becoming a navy wife in January – a hot man in uniform AND moving to Italy? Love you but hate you a little too
Entertainment Weekly’s annual list – the cast of Grey’s Anatomy came out at #1 with Helen Mirren and my Borat rounding out the top 3. Others include Kiefer Sutherland, Meryl Streep, YouTube…and Beyonce? Beyonce before Pipsqueak? And Bond? And Colbert? Beyonce the “weakest” link in Dreamgirls?
Please. Full Story
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Digits on the Run
A very attractive male actor at a photoshoot just this past weekend, curiously without girlfriend, making a career out of making girls want to be his girlfriend. Full Story
Harry Morton was snapped at Cartier buying what looked to be an engagement ring. As you can imagine, everyone then proceeded to lose their sh*t. Shortly after, his publicist releases a statement CONFIRMING he was at Cartier, stopping short of revealing what exactly was purchased. And then, they’re off to Hawaii – presumably for a proposal?
Is it just me or does the entire thing stink of coincidental conspiracy?
Two recent items in the NY dailies about her *improved* behaviour thanks to a straightlaced boyfriend even though sources who just wrapped with her on Georgia Rule say differently, now a possible engagement signalling stability to go along with an attempt to improve her professional reputation – the timing really couldn’t be better non? Especially now that every gossip from here to Kazakhstan knows about the Pink Taco…
Still waiting at press time for an official announcement but if this thing does fly, 500 bucks says she pulls a Julia Roberts on Kiefer Sutherland. Full Story
Someone. Anyone. Please stop her. Please stop my girl from going Britney - a verbally incontinent, ignorant young star too stoned and too stupid to understand the ramifications of her actions. Once upon a time, starlet breakdowns consisted of leaving your man at the altar and taking off with his best friend. Full Story
