Kimberly Stewart Gossip
The cast of Twilight dressed up for In Style. What I said in my movie review about Rob Pattinson as Edward arriving at school in sunglasses announcing his new status as Bella’s boyfriend – this photo of him with Kellan Lutz pretty much captures it. Full Story
Pardon the crass but if you ask me, it’s like comparing shit to diarrhea. Both suck. So here’s Matthew McConaughey, electing not to put a shirt on per usual and Ryan Phillippe with his kids on Father’s Day wearing his carb face and a white beater. Seriously… how does one choose? Me? I choose to restore my faith in quiveration with this: David Beckham’s lizard voice speaking Spanish. Full Story
Widely criticised yesterday for trying to control the press, Angelina Jolie revealed on Jon Stewart that it was a move made by her lawyer and her representatives and not something she knew about. As you would expect, her attorney has also stepped forward to admit that he went overboard in his attempt to protect his candid client and that she in no way had anything to do with trying to get members of the media to sign a contract prohibiting them from asking personal questions and saying negative things about her. Full Story
Angelina Jolie out and about in NYC today, face made up, lovely pink lips, dressed in white with matching bag and shoes, and clutching what appears to be an older model Blackberry. Am sad and pathetic to have even noticed. Anyway, Angie will be on Larry King Live tonight and also on The Daily Show with the one and only Jon Stewart. Full Story
Once a month right? Nicole Kidman’s idea of menstruation apparently involves making people think she’s pregnant on a regular basis. Australian tabloids are reporting that Nicole Kidman and her employee husband are expecting thanks to fertility treatments. According to them, this time it’s like totally true because she’s “told her friends”. Full Story
Amid reports of marital unrest, Courteney Cox and David Arquette have released a statement to Us Weekly, assuring the MiniVan Majority that all is well between them. The sanctity of their union had been questioned by low ranking tabloids Star and Life & Style, both reporting that Courteney’s relationship with Dirt co-star Josh Stewart was a source of strife. Full Story
She took on Borat like a champ on Jay Leno last month, now it’s on to Howard Stern. I have to tell you – I love Martha unclenched.
So Martha went on Howard’s radio show last Thursday and since it’s Howard, he asked about sex and prison and of course, lesbians. Martha was typically nonplussed, answering each question with a cheeky response of her own. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
If you have a chance today, see if you can find an online clip of Borat and Martha Stewart on Jay Leno Thursday night. As always, Borat is the Hotness but Martha took it pretty well, even when, at one point, he asked her if she lived in a cage…because it’s customary for women to do so in Kazakhstan, didn’t you know?
Totally lost my shit when Borat tried to get into bed with her – Martha actually giggled!
Blogging off and on today – wireless access not strong and trying to be an appreciative wife after 5 years of marriage, but check back for more exclusives on the Denise Richards situation and check archives via “THIS WEEK” for late posts from yesterday.
Have a great weekend! Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. If any of you have a clip of Access Hollywood from last night, would you please send? I was referenced last night and they aired a shot of me speaking with Rik Fedyck, the photographer victim from the Denise Attacks situation. Let me know if you have it – thank you, love you, owe you.
Breaking up, huh? Telling Angie he still loves Jen, huh?
Please. Look at this woman. Next to Angelina Jolie, there is no other. And any suggestion of Brad Pitt pining for Jennifer Aniston after being blessed with the opportunity not only to be Jolie's acknowledged lover, but to have had the privilege of populating her womb is absolutely f&cking ludicrous. Full Story
More loin quivering madness from the set of Oceans 13.
Like art, isn't it? And something else too. Something so elegantly old Hollywood about George Clooney, perhaps more so when George Clooney hangs with Brad Pitt, reminiscent of the classic old boys' club, even before the Rat Pack and Sinatra's signature cool, even before the heady Vegas evenings, back in halycon Hollywood when the right to celebrity had to be earned. Full Story
Dear gossips,
To tell you the truth, I was bored. Was Crash really a huge upset? Wasn’t every critic calling for it all week anyway? Weren’t you just a little disappointed with Jon Stewart? What happened to impassioned Oscar speeches? Is it just me or was Reese still acting when she accepted her award? Where is Jamie Foxx when you need him? And is everything OK with Lauren Bacall?
As for the most important question of the night – whether or not Joaquin was sending me his message of love - I have since concluded after replaying his segment at least 15 times that he was actually shouting out his nephews Rio and Indiana, named in honour of River, sons of Liberty and Summer, and quite obviously the pride and joy of their uncle and my lover.
So without further ado, here’s my annual Oscar fashion wrap up. And remember – it’s not what WE would wear. Because we would obviously be happy with anything. THEY on the other hand have every designer, jeweller, and stylist at their disposal. Which is why there is no excuse for putting us to sleep. Are you listening Jennifer Aniston?
Miss Thing has been hitting the sauce. Hard. And when she's intoxicated, she's even more lascivious than usual. Same sex propositions are not uncommon except there are usually no takers. Not surprising all things considered.
The consequences of overboozing? Trust me, you've ALL seen it. And while the evidence hasn't hurt her professionally, it looks like her thirst for Absolut is affecting her relationship. Full Story
On another note, how come Kimberly Stewart isn’t part of the Hollywood Slut Brigade?
Dear Tonia:
It already pains me enough that we constantly have to talk about nobodies like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. But at least they don't make me want to scratch my eyes out. Kimberley Stewart however is excruciating to look at. Full Story
Now - I know he's probably too old and way too short for you - but Jon Stewart is a man you could actually have a great conversation with and be entertained by after the roll in the hay was over.
He's so hot and witty and clever...just a thought - but it's fine with me if you don't want him… Just a thought for your free space on the Freebie 5. Full Story
Ben showed up at some movie premiere the other night looking like total f&cking hell. Tired, old, unmoisturised…definitely not attractive. Naturally, I had him nominated for the Daily Ugly. And then I came across these photos from JJB of him at Starbucks with his german shepherd Angel and Jen's yellow lab Martha Stewart and just like my Marcus, his dogs get the front seat and what looks like a LOT of love so how could I possibly dump on someone who is so adorable with his pups??? Could it be that he was just that ugly at the premiere because he's anxious about the baby and being a father and all the complications that come with making the transition from a peeler bar pervert to a nice, respectable husband and parent? One week, gossips. Full Story
Josh Duhamel has sight issues. But you know, when it comes to his particular situation, everything below the neck is all good. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for Mischa Barton. There are no words that can adequately express my disgust at the sight of her kissing the hideous beast she now calls her boyfriend. Full Story
In case you haven't heard, since she practically announced it two weeks ago, Christina Aguilera married longtime love Jordan Bratman yesterday somewhere in California and I'm sure I don't have to give you any details because by now they are splashed all over the web. If I sound bored and indifferent, it's because I am. Full Story
Take a look at these new pics of Wentie from the latest GQ. Yes, he is frickin’ hot. And he’s also gay, gay, gay! Look – I’m not exactly thrilled about this either. Like many of you, I wish I could close my eyes and picture him caressing my face and kissing me passionately and putting his big hands on my bum and scooping me up onto the kitchen counter and you know the rest, but the fact is, I close my eyes and I see him bopping to Madonna and freaking out over the latest issue of Martha Stewart Living and, as you can see from some of these pics, he might as well be lying in bed with Tom Cruise…you know what I’m saying? Full Story
OK, so...like... I LIVE in Vancouver. And I STILL can't find these two. I have been to every dog beach to try and get a glimpse of a pregnant Garner with her dog, Martha Stewart, to no avail. And yet here are the happy twosome, enjoying their weekend in Canada, obviously very affectionate, and very much in love. Full Story
In honour of his love's 33rd birthday this weekend, Ben Affleck threw Jennifer Garner a low key party. It was a casual affair with about 30 friends and family members and a gazzillion paparazzi waiting outside and several helicopters hovering above. Look, I know I sound like a broken record when it comes to Ben's love life but I gotta tell you. Full Story
