Lindsay Lohan Gossip
Say it like Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers. Oh reeeeeee-leeeeee? Two instances of Oh Really have come up today. The first… How about the ass-licking People.com? Earlier today I wrote this article about Lindsay Lohan’s broke ass ways. Near the end of the post, I included a link to a People. Full Story
After the New Moon premiere in LA last night, Kellan Lutz hit up the Roosevelt…with Samantha Ronson. Did she pay him back? Or is it an off week? I think it’s an off week. This week she and Lindsay are “off”. So Lindsay will have to settle her tab with Kellan on her own. In case you missed it, a cracked out Lilo was at a bar last week and ordered more champagne than she could afford... Full Story
According to the UK tabloids which are mostly full of sh-t, Gerry Butler sprayed his spittle this weekend all over Lindsay Lohan. They were both flown into Morocco for some hotel opening and spent the night grinding up on each other on the dance floor – so reports The Mirror claiming that Spittle drove Lilo away on a golf cart but not before she told the rag that: He's hot, he's mine! I've got no ring on my finger so I'm going to have lots of fun. Full Story
For now. Will it actually happen? Or will another excuse come up to crack up her plans? Lindsay Lohan was at the Rock the Kasbah event last night and told reporters she’s booked for a humanitarian mission in India next month before American Thanksgiving. Apparently Dina doesn’t want her to go. Full Story
Can you tell them apart? Barely. Lindsay Lohan is too busy to attend alcohol education classes. Because there’s a party every night. Monday evening in New York was the Whitney Museum Gala. Lilo arrived with the worst coloured face ever and a pink coat and flaunted her drugged up face on the carpet. Full Story
The official excuse from Lindsay Lohan in court on Friday, for which she was 90 minutes late, was that she was too busy, and her schedule too full, to complete her alcohol education program. Busy with what? It’s not like she acts anymore. Still, the judge pretended to buy it and gave her yet another chance. Full Story
Written by Jacek Lainey’s out at a photo shoot and this can’t wait until Monday. Lilo was in court today looking fresh as a daisy. Apparently she has missed some of her “alcohol education classes” – I love that – and was in to review her probation as a result. She had an extra year slapped on to her existing probation and received this warning... Full Story
Of course not. It’s never her fault. Two weeks after everyone else, People.com is finally acknowledging that Lindsay Lohan’s Ungaro debut was the total sh-ts. When asked about her sucky runway styles, Lilo blamed it on “coming in so late and having not that much time to do a whole collection. Full Story
Ungaro is still footing Lindsay Lohan’s hotel bill in Paris. They won’t be so generous when her sh-t doesn’t sell. Because the buyers were not impressed. Still, being the daughter of Dina Lohan, Lilo is immune to criticism. She’s been taught to love herself too much. They all love themselves too much. Full Story
It’s Dina Lohan’s mantra. She was in New York yesterday promoting the Shoe-Han. See I don’t have much faith in mankind. Some idiots WILL actually buy this sh-t. After all, there are f-cking losers out there who are also buying Ebola Paris Hilton’s lame sh-t. People suck. So ss you’d expect, Dina was asked at the event about Michael Lohan’s shocking “revelation”... Full Story
Media outlets today received this in their inboxes. Me too! It’s a press release. About Dina Lohan. See below: Contact Josie Z DINA LOHAN, ONE OF THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS MOTHERS TO ANNOUNCE HER OWN DESIGNER SHOELINE ''SHOE-HAN'' AND BECOME NATIONAL SPOKESMODEL AT NEWS CONFERENCE ON THURS OCT 8TH-2pm NYC ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dina Lohan, diva and star of the hit E! show "Living Lohan," as well as mother to actress and starlet Lindsay, will be holding a major press conference and media reception on Thursday October, 8th at 2pm at Trump Plaza, 725 5th Avenue, Floor 21, Marc Fisher showroom, to announce a creation of her new own shoe line, "Shoe-han'' as well as becoming a national spokesmodel for the popular LoveMyShoes. Full Story
It’s always a revelation when her pimp dad starts talking. Either one of her parents, actually. Because they live through her, and they suffer through her, and they famewhore through her. Even when she’s a f-cking mess. And she’s been a f-cking mess for years. So Michael Lohan spoke to Radar... Full Story
Her collection debuted at Paris Fashion Week yesterday. And it was a disaster. An unmitigated disaster. Women’s Wear Daily called the Lohan-inspired designs “an embarrassment” while the NY Times... Full Story
Lindsay Lohan is in Paris “working” for Ungaro. She and sister Ali attended a party last night looking older than Joan and Jackie Collins. Evidently they borrowed from their closets too. So Lilo is at Fashion Week in her official capacity as the newly installed “artistic consultant” or some sh-t at the House of Ungaro. Full Story
Lindsay Lohan was hired to show off her new lips in Singapore last weekend at the F1 event. Beyonce was booked as the marquee performer. Her people claimed the biggest dressing room tricked out in mirrors and food and whatever other excessive gear Beyonce needs during a 3 hour window. Lilo however thought the room was hers. Full Story
Lindsay Lohan is in Singapore hosting an F1 rock event. She was actually asked to fill in as a last minute replacement for Nicole Scherzinger after she dropped out? Who? Nicole Scherzinger. She’s the Pussycat Doll who always dances at the front of the formation. That’s right. Lilo comes in 2nd to a Pussycat Doll. Full Story
Samantha Ronson dj’d at an Emmy afterparty last night. Needless to say, Lilo was not invited. So she crack tweeted about it for our pleasure. Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter really does provide endless, endless amusement. It started around midnight last night: Nice to see @samantharonson has found a 90210 rather than being a loyal Possessive and jealous, as usual, Lilo seems to imply that Sam is cheating on her with someone from 90210? Then she accuses Sam of lying because she’s working: Nice to see @samantharonson has found a party rather than being honest This is followed by a tweet that suggests that she crashed the HBO party: Hbo security sucks And finally, Lilo says she’s heading out the door with a sly dig at the Ronson Family, and it’s widely known that they hate her. Full Story
By the time Lindsay Lohan was 17, she was living on her own at the Chateau Marmont, hooking up with older men, propositioning other older men, kicking off a crank journey that continues today. Taylor Momsen in 16. She says she feels much older. That she is more mature than those her age. That she’s in a band, is an actor, is an artist, and therefore doesn’t need to go to school. Full Story
Ran out of time and wasn’t able to address this yesterday, am sure you’ve heard – the Ungaro announcement that Lindsay Lohan has been named the brand’s “artistic adviser”. Based on what? Even Women’s Wear Daily can’t hide its disdain. The news actually leaked a few months ago. Full Story
It keeps getting longer – Lindsay Lohan’s list of lofty ambitions, reasonable 3 years ago, and now completely out of the realm of possibility. Especially the part about her winning an Oscar before 30. Remembering she actually said this is like a happy place for me. That and the vision of John Mayer peeing on Jennifer Aniston and also Brad and Angelina’s African Jungle Sex. Full Story
