Maggie Gyllenhaal Gossip
Christian Bale and my Maggie G, in Tokyo to promote The Dark Knight, resplendent in orange. TDK is on pace to break every record known to Shiloh, and you bet your boob job all the Hello Kitties will help it get there. Cartoons, capes, and anything American…they will wait in line for a week. As a result of its astounding box office, TDK is now being bandied about as a potential contender for Best Picture. Full Story
LOVE it. Love, love, love! My Maggie Gyllenhaal in a jumpsuit yesterday on the carpet for The Dark Knight premiere in London not looking like every other generic starlet in a strapless dress. But you have to be tall and lanky. Jessica Simpson, for instance, should never, ever, ever attempt. Ever. Still. Full Story
With the sensational style And I can go on and on for like a mileA minute, I get in it Like a car and drive Remember Special Ed? What happened to Special Ed? This is Maggie Gyllenhaal at Letterman last night, every inch perfection. Like old school and new school rolled together, all class and cool, chic but relatable – what’s not to love about Maggie G? And don’t tell me it’s because she doesn’t look like Jennifer Aniston. Full Story
Thank Xenu that the GMD would not give his permission. Thank Xenu he’s a f&cking idiot. Because The Dark Knight with Katie Holmes in it would not have been the same film. Maggie Gyllenhaal is so much better. Maggie has a brain. Maggie also has style… This is my Maggie with her Peter last night looking so lovely, the loveliest shoulders, the loveliest neck, the loveliest un-generic face, and such a lovely dress. Full Story
Just got back from a screening of The Dark Knight (IMAX). Will not bother reviewing it since you can read any number of reviews about Heath Ledger’s brilliance anywhere on the web with one quick click. Just see it. That’s all. Focusing instead on commentary that film critics are too high brow to note. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Multiple Gwyneth every day! If you hate her, and many do, it must be killing you, and this won’t make it easier. USA Today interviewed three of my loves Gwyneth, Liv Tyler, and Maggie Gyllenhaal together recently to discuss their roles in their respective superhero movies this summer.
Every time Gwyneth opens her mouth it’s like sticking pins in your eyes. My favourite section of the article is when they’re asked what superpower they’d like to have.
Gwyneth: Hmm, flying would be good. I was going to say invisibility, but it's a little bit dishonest ...
Maggie: Yeah, because then you could just sneak around --
Gwyneth: -- and X-ray vision is definitely dishonest.
Maggie: It seems a little dirty.
Liv: I definitely wouldn't want to read people's minds.
Maggie: That could get you into real trouble.
Liv: I'd like to be Aquaman and breathe underwater.
Maggie: I might get claustrophobic if I did that. I'd probably choose flying. I'd get into too much trouble if I could read minds or become invisible or see through people's clothes.
Gwyneth: There is an ethical line you don't want to cross.
Now depending on the tone, it might have been rather cheeky, but Gwyneth is usually interpreted as a holier than thou better than you perfect bitch. And if that’s the way you want to read it, well then the only response would be Sit DOWN Gwyneth Paltrow. Can’t you answer a fun superhero question without lecturing to the masses? To me she’s insufferably lovable. To you she’s just insufferable. I get it. I can also hear Maggie’s dry voice in my head playing along taking the piss out of the princess. Maggie is the best.
Wednesday – blog, blog, blog all day long. Check back for updates!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Tyra is not a bitch to work for. Neither is Martha Stewart or Vera Wang or SJP.
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Vegas is all about ShoWest right now and Warners is hauling out the talent in preparation for summer blockbuster season with stars from Speed Racer, the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, and of course The Dark Knight all on hand last night to pre-promote their projects. Attached – Christian Bale and Maggie Gyllenhaal and Christopher Nolan. Full Story
LOVE her. Love Maggie G. Eclectic and quirky and not generic. Never generic, never stupid, always interesting. But last night at the opening of the Chopard flagship in NYC, Maggie missed by a mile. Something about the way the dress fits… it’s messy. And Maggie, even when she’s weird, is always polished. Full Story
Two faves… Maggie Gyllenhaal and Kate Winslet last night at the Hugo Boss show both in black cocktails, both wearing booties, and holding hands in the front row… So grade 7 but I want to be their friend. source... Full Story
Jakey G’s sister replaced Kate Moss in Agent Provocateur’s new ad campaign – here’s the first look… love, love, love. I LOVE Maggie Gyllenhaal. And I love that AP chose Maggie Gyllenhaal. I love that so many people are claiming to be put off by the photos – because she’s not model pretty, because she’s not a conventional supermodel freak of nature with a C cups, a 22 inch waist, and a tiny but ridiculously round and poppin’ bottom. Full Story
Two young mothers – one in love with a crackhead, the other a quirky indie movie veteran with a hippy attitude and refreshingly original fashion sense. Agent Provocateur has selected Maggie Gyllenhaal as their new face and body to replace the coke-beaten Kate Moss. Love. It. An unusual choice, to be sure, given that Maggie is not a generic-looking bombshell nor does she immediately inspire a supermodel or a Playboy erection. Full Story
