Mary Kate Olsen Gossip
The Olsens at their book launch today – some kind of coffee table piece, something to do with what influences them style wise…but marketed to whom? Do you really need to know where MK found her billionaire street urchin flavoured inspiration? I’ve no problem ripping off her vibe now and again but I don’t give a sh-t where it came from… Do you? Maybe if you’re 15, right? Therein lies the rub: they can never grow up. Full Story
The Olsens were on Oprah yesterday – most boring interview ever. Seriously… You’d think the Mighty Opes would slap her big stick around more often, non? She’s Oprah. She could have asked them whatever she wanted to. Instead though, Oprah decided to throw softballs and spent too much time discussing with Mary Kate and Ashley what they like for breakfast. Full Story
No…the OTHER Twins. The Olsens. My Gwyneth arrived at Heathrow bound for NYC today and ran into MK and Ashley. You’ll note all of them are wearing flat boots and not stilettos. Even though they don’t have children to chase after. Victoria Beckham on the other hand can’t walk into an airport without at least 4 inches when she’s with her 3 boys. Full Story
MK was on Letterman last night to promote her movie The Wackness during which she has a love scene with that sexy beast Ben Kingsley. As you can see, she brought her prune smile along for the visit. In fact, I think she brought extra prunes along for the visit. The suckage seems extra, non? And the hair! My hair!!! LOOOVE the braid! Also worthy of note: Mary Kate isn’t scary skinny anymore. Full Story
For someone with all that money, MK is pretty sh*t at keeping her sh*t undercover. I don’t use MySpace etc so maybe I’m missing something but I don’t understand why there isn’t some kind of security function that locks down your personal photos. And why you can’t simply tell your friends to do the same. Full Story
A battle brewing over their billion dollar fortune? Word is, there is tension between the Olsens. Apparently the two are refusing to be interviewed together as they promote their new clothing line Elizabeth and James and according to a Page Six source... Full Story
We’re all adults here so let’s not be squeamish. I have had experience with prunes. Prune juice is disgusting but they are very effective for those who have certain issues. I have had those issues my whole life. And we Chinese are weird. We like to suck on the dried salty ones like popcorn in movies. Full Story
As you know, I’m an MK apologist. MK thrives on the esoteric. She doesn’t want to be admired. At least not by the masses. But tonight, you’d be hard pressed to find a fan even in the deepest recesses of the fashion elites. You think she looks assy in photos? How about exponentially worse in person? And standing next to her sister didn’t help either. Full Story
MKO??? Really??? Here she is last night in New York at the Chanel party celebrating the Tribeca Film Festival and maybe it’s because I’ve just seen Kristen Johnson’s legs but MK’s … well… they’ve looked a lot worse. Could Mary Kate Olsen actually be making healthy choices? Let’s go with that… even though she insists on such a deathly face. Full Story
Mary Kate doesn’t get dressed for an appearance, like last night at the "New Year's in April: A Fool's Fete", expecting you to like what she’s wearing. Quite the opposite in fact. Mary Kate reckons her style is esoteric, appreciated by the very few and only the “right” kind of people. Full Story
You know you’re totally owning the thin-off when you’re beating even Mary Kate Olsen. MK showed up at the 21 screening last night and, would you believe it, she was NOT the skinniest girl in the room. As you know already, that distinction belonged to Kate Bosworth. MK on the other hand, by her standards, actually looked positively plumb! Quit freaking out. Full Story
MK showed up solo at the Giambattista Valli show the other day looking fantastically ridiculous and was joined by Ashley at Chanel where no one could tell the two apart. The glasses, the get-ups, of course it’s all absurd. But it’s also kind of amazing. Come on… be honest… would you want your Olsens served up any other way? And they really do have the best style, non? Killer style. Full Story
Jared Leto at Sundance looking actually kinda… hot. Douchebags can be sexy. Probably freezing his balls off without a shirt on but kinda sexy nonetheless. And at least there aren’t bits of wiry pubes poking out to say hello. As you know, Jared was last spotted making out with Ashley Olsen. Full Story
Sean Avery, who dated Elisha Cuthbert and supposedly bragged about cheating on her and who recently romped with MK Olsen, was issued an apology this week from the radio announcer who’d reported that he insulted Maple Leaf Jason Blake in a tense game a few weeks ago. The announcer told his audience that since Sean was so adamant that he never said those things and was threatening to sue, it must be that he trusted a bad source. Full Story
Mary Kate Olsen was taken to hospital yesterday – official reason: kidney infection. Unofficial reason: Sean Avery. MK had apparently hooked up with the useless piece of sh*t hockey thug a couple weeks ago but Sean has now reportedly run back to Elisha Cuthbert. Xenu only knows what kind of contamination he left behind that’s ailing MK. Full Story
Of course he does. Even though multiple sources in multiple New York papers saw the two of them making out, Lance Armstrong is backing away. Lance told Page Six: "Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends. Full Story
Who is hired specifically to get under the skin of other players. He is a goon. He is a prick. He has been called out for making racist comments about African Americans/Canadians and French Canadians. And now, he is without a doubt the worst piece of sh*t motherf*cker to ever put on a hockey uniform and call his sad self an athlete. Full Story
I’m told there is no perm that can make hair this look natural. Sigh. Bone straight Chinese locks suck ass. Here’s Mary Kate Olsen promoting her guest-starring stint on Weeds and again on the set of a new show wearing dread lock extensions. On her they kinda work. I love MK style. If I were her age and white, I’d do exactly the same. Full Story
Olsen > Hilton. All. Day. Long. I love Mary Kate. If I were Mary Kate, if I were 21, I’d do exactly the same. Trailblaze with my closet – who cares if the MiniVan doesn’t get it? Anyway, here she is arriving at the Galaxy game Saturday, disheveled per usual and camera shy. You will note: the Olsens do not tip off the pappies as to their whereabouts, nor do they live for the cover of Us Weekly. Full Story
