Matthew McConaughey Gossip
The original ass is back. And she’s in Italy too! D&G show last night – check out Jennifer Lopez, spectacularly but undoubtedly aided by Spanx, working the runway and basking in the spotlight alongside Marc Anthony and Matthew McConaughey. But his baby mother Camila is SOOOOO beautiful, non? Without EVER trying! Back to the Lo Ass… I love it. Full Story
She backed out of Project Runway citing a foot injury on Friday but managed to complete the Nautica Malibu Triathlon in just under 2 and a half hours on Sunday… For those of you who were curious – it was not an Olympic distance but whatever…she did it. I didn’t. This is Jennifer Lopez at various points throughout the race, clearly able to overcome her ailment. Full Story
Kay McConaughey, Matthew’s mother, might actually rival mine in no shameness. I love her. Kay, I mean. She makes my life. I need to be her friend. Kay is writing a book. The title? I AMAZE MYSELF! It’s true. She amazes me too. In her book, she describes the death of her husband – he literally died on top of her and she only realised it because he wasn’t grunting: “On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. Full Story
OK! Magazine reportedly paid $3 million for the first photos of little Levi McBongo, first son of Matthew McConaughey and his girlfriend Camila Alves. As I said last week about it being a waste of money – again another newborn that looks exactly like all newborns. Full Story
The MiniVan Majority loves babies! The world loves babies! And thanks to the new power of the Yummy Mummy movement, getting pregnant has become the go-to career move in Hollywood, yielding the easiest paycheque ever. Pose with your newborn! Earn a million dollars! Or $3 million if you’re Matthew McConaughey. Full Story
As gorgeous as she is, sometimes Kate Hudson just flies off the rails, you know what I mean? Check it out – Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey in London for the premiere of Fool’s Gold. I have no idea what the f&ck she’s wearing. It’s atrocious. And gawdy. And those two ropes hanging off her sleeves with the tassels… they remind me of China’s Empress Dowager Cixi – that old bat who you always associate with eunuchs. Full Story
To be shirtless, of course. Matthew McConaughey – his new ad for Dolce & Gabbana has just hit YouTube…so cheeseball you will lose your sh*t. And at the very end, at the very end of course he had to lose his shirt in living colour, showing off a chest so orange it’s practically magenta! His blood vessels are being strangled! Click here for the clip... Full Story
But can it erase the images of him all greasy monkey practising yoga and sh*t? Thank Xenu Matthew McConaughey is wearing clothes again. And looking much hotter than he has in over a year. The hair cut works, the orange has been kept to a minimum, and the devotion to his baby mother is adorable… all of a sudden, Matthew is palatable anew. Full Story
Her bangs were parted in the middle and curled to the side… WTF??? And…worse still…you can see the backcomb line!!! Which means her head has clearly been divided into three sections – left, ride, and behind. Seriously…did she go back to 1989 and have her hair set by Dolly Parton’s character in Steel Magnolias? SOOO disappointing. Full Story
Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey’s new film Fool’s Gold is due out in theatres February 8 which is why the two are about to begin heavy promo. Sigh. I loved How to Lose a Guy... rumour has it Fool’s Gold is nowhere near it. Anyway, here are Kate and Matthew at a photo shoot yesterday. Full Story
Love the clashing red and pink tights. Not crazy about her expression – does she look constipated? And the weird cutting out of her head…it’s unnatural. And cheap. I just called Anna Wintour cheap. Room temperature has just plummeted. As for Pene – still hot and heavy with Javier Bardem who most of you insist is NOT gay. Full Story
